Valentines day headcanons for each robinson? :)
If Franny is not currently celebrating Valentine’s Day physically, she is spiritually. She assures everyone her DNA is heart-shaped
She also makes a lot of Picnic at Hanging Rock jokes
The family like to reenact Saint Valentine’s death w chocolate animatronics
They also enjoy the excuse to eat chocolate all day and not only do they incorporate cakes and a chocolate fondue w every meal, they play games such as the Japanese game show: is it an eerily realistic chocolate replica or a regular brown object ?
Wilbur makes a point of writing his own valentines whose Marxist Marge Simpson Akira AU reference puns have subsequently polarised his classmates between intense respect and intense hatred
No one really knows anything about Laszlo’s love life except one February fourteenth he painted an entire canvas scarlet red and named it “Carlos”
Petunia, a florist, wears glasses and rubber gloves all week in preparation for The Big Day. Sometimes she tapes her phone to her ear.
(And no she will not accept any suggestion that she use a Bluetooth device instead)
Bud and Lucile WILL pull out the vintage pop songs and they WILL rollerblade heart shaped grooves into the carpet
Franny threatened to divorce Cornelius when he got Frankie to sing the crazy frog song in dedication to her
Wilbur has almost certainly considered proposing to a boyfriend w a yellowed vintage Spongebob Valentine
Fritz gives real valentines to Petunia and little miniature fake ones to Petunia ™
Joe almost choked on a cinnamon heart candy
Buster has to hide in his doghouse until Lefty and the cleaning bots are done getting rid of the chocolate stains
Art decides to say “I love you” to a Walmart greeter to see what it’s like
