SPC

Pop Cult Art

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Comedy Legends

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brad pitt

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MiMOSAS AND BALLS DROPPIN

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Storybook Heroin presents Hinderella Gender Smash

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Storybook Heroin Presents Ava Dahl as Malefasant

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Storybook Heroin presents Brufasa and the Pride Rockers

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Storybook Heroin's Intermission Act Featuring Leah Fincher as Mommy Dearest

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Storybook Heroin's The Lil Mermaid Act 2

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This is my performance art troupe. We tell classic stories through the performance vehicles of drag, burlesque, and theatre in an alternative contemporary fashion. This is The Lil ’ Mermaid Act 1. Enjoy.

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Part 2..."Shawn could you come help us out at the register?" Here's the thing, less than 24 hours before I was "trained" on the register. The process was the equivalent of a lamb stuck in a Birchwood surrounded by wolves and you give it a beeper and a corner of a map asking, "How much do you want to live?" What I mean to say is, I didn't much know what from what. I had just gifted my general manager a book and a note thanking her for my employment so to escape hypocrisy, I came to the front, got on the register, and like a martyr said, "I'll take whoever is next on 3?" A sweet old woman hobbled to my counter and plopped a sack full of merchandise saying, "I've got a lot of returns. This is going to take a while." She had no idea how right she was. I, however, did.

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I find it funny how we create titles for positions that have a greater integrity than their paychecks. A kids theatre teacher is a cultural arts specialist. A bus boy is a server's assistant. At the hotel, I was a front desk "agent". This sounded less like I would be making reservations and checking people in and out but rather examining each guest with suspicion with one hand on a holster ready to frisk any unruly individuals over exerting their right at the breakfast buffet. It's as if we will wear these euphemisms proudly like crowns to numb the pain of customer crucifixion. Sometimes I think you should call a spade a spade but I guess it reads better on a resume until the interviewer says, "Server assistant? What's that?" You explain and they say, "oh like a bus boy?" My latest crown title is "Replenisher". Job duties include unload this heavy shit and put this heavy shit where it goes. I prefer Israelite. They want you to continually unload the freight and not engage with customers if possible which is obviously not possible. Although it is preferred. I wish when a customer comes to me saying, "Excuse me..." I could say, "No I'm sorry! I can't! I can't! I'll get the whip again!" Today my manager looked me in the eye and asked, "Can you come in at one today?" It's 8 am and at this point I know she means tonight, or tomorrow morning rather. My eyes narrowed and all the blood rushed to my butt. "You can say no." she responded to my physical one. "Okay. No. It's just. ..I need a bit of a break." I had worked 6 consecutive days straight and I never turn down hours so she pretended to understand. So I pretended to appreciate it. After unloading the truck, we the Israelites, hit the floor and began "replenishing". With 3 of us in my section we were making good time. So on our break I offered to stay to get my section done given everyone else was leaving an hour early to come in at 1 AM. And this was my folly. That fucking team player shit, I drank Kool-aid on has yet to wear off. The replenishing team now gone, the consumers began to swarm but I just steadied the course until I heard...part 1

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#tinafey #ladygaga #amyschumer #catwoman #azizansari #sarahsilverman all use #annieleibovitz bathroom

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my friend shawn created this, and i had to share it with the internet. i mean, just look at it. 

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Thanks Julie! More to come.

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When recess became a thing of the past and note passing in class was a currency of popularity. When our spring awakening was pressing the snooze button and there were no perks to being a zit ridden chubby wallflower. There was only those who made you wilt as they blossomed just to spite you. #meantweens #elizathornberry #louisebelcher #helgapataki #angelicapickles #thesasstics by #shawncornelius #meangirls #fanart #thewildthornberrys #bobsburgers #heyarnold #rugrats

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#meantweens #sasstics #louisebelcher #helgapataki #angelicapickles #elizathornberry #meangirls #fana... -