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you can trust me with your computer while you're out of the room. it's okay. I won't do it again. I won't frantically download fish screen saver again.

toskarin

your computer is making some scary noises and I don't know why but you're gonna love what I did

boltlightning

in every workplace there should be a secret button you can press and if everyone presses it the workweek immediately ends and you can go outside and play instead of sending email

boltlightning

ok i made this post and this afternoon our server locked us out and i spent the rest of the day shooting the shit with my coworkers outside in perfect spring weather. i do believe in magic but mostly i believe in the secret button

rednines

heresylog

If we’re using that analogy, this means that God is totally enamored with you and engrossed in your life. He is paying very close attention to you.

rednines

plumslices

I wish i was different i wish it all was different . *cleans and does laundry *

o-lanterns

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

sparrow-va

hitmanagent47

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

arsonistblue

you’re just some twerp little faggot pretending to know things abt the real world

i’m obsessed with the way this is worded, reblog if you’re just a twerp little faggot

quinndolyns-deactivated20220403

big wife? huge wife? large wife? giant wife? enormous wife? massive wife? colossal wife? jumbo wife? humongous wife?

mariakono

Hey guyysssss (my dragon armor makes loud clanking noise as i run towards my friend group like an anime girl) HOW ARE YOUUUUUUU ALL YOU GUYYYYYS >w<!!!! (My dragon sword glows red)