"Why cant I remember..."

[therustedhacker]

"How did I get here..."

Well I'm the hacker, you can call me rust or screwdriver or really what ever you want... I go by any pronouns but mainly he/him..

Uuhh.... dont belive anything on the radio or in the paper about me.. please dont call the cop's

id rather you not interact if your bigoted in anyway.. please dont be overly sexual..

tag list

-the hacker speaks : in character posts

-Breaking chains : interacting with others

-ooc : out of character

-rusty pinboard : rebloging posts

-hacking the main frame : shit posts

-fresh metal : non emesis blue version

-reading code : answering asks

Oh and heres my uhm .. file if you care

More under cut!

Be warned! There will be some sensitive topics here such as psychiatric abuse, violence, abuse, and self harm,

[therustedhacker]

Whats ur REAL opinion in zed..? ,🧐

UU-UHHH WELL hes not the worssstttt I-I uh.. dont mind him..

OH- LOOK OVER THERE- its uhh.. a .. money!! Get out of my office!!!

[therustedhacker]

WAKE UP!!! MAYNARD GOR T KIDNAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDOIT

AGH- HOLY SHIT WHAT- ALSO WHAT AM I GONNA DO *rust jumps up and grabs their crowbar'* is there somthing im supposed to do????? Fuck uh

[therustedhacker]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

hmm.. uhh.. 8/10 pretty good.. so far ive uh.. tortured one person..killed around 18 and disposed of a lot of bodys..

uh I think the people working here might be cannibals but other than that its been good

[dr-fritz-ludwig]

Oh.. well your interesting..

@therustedhacker

"You are too.." *blue eyed stare into Hackers soul*

[therustedhacker]

"eh... your eyes" they cover fritz eyes with their hand

[therustedhacker]

OOC//

@i-like-company

[therustedhacker]

So far who do you like the least in your team?

(Is the slaughterhouse crew even a team..??))

uh.. if its a team im not exactly sure,. And my least favorite? Well i don't dislike many my coworkers but I guess the surgeon? He's a bit.. uhh .. he tried to take one of my eyes one time.. I'd appreciate if he'd stop bothering me about my scars .. but hes not all that bad

[therustedhacker]

Just took so many pain killers and passed me out and butcher wakes me up to play fucking blackjack with the guy thats in a cage for some reason?? I dont know im to high for this

[whydoeshegetallthefun]

Wait.. Isnt that the armless guy?

[therustedhacker]

uhm yeah.. why's he in a cage of area?? Uh.. hes good at .. uhh... black jackk..

[whydoeshegetallthefun]

It's cause hes RED??

(Arent we RED though?? We used the RED base and sentries?))

WAIT ! I remember!

he was fraternizing or something.. I forgot what that means though..

So,

Zed Ate His Arm.

[therustedhacker]

Holly shit he ate his arm for that-

Heh.. then I know someone whos kinda scre- oh I should say that he'll probably hear it or somthing,

Hehehe...

[therustedhacker]

Just took so many pain killers and passed me out and butcher wakes me up to play fucking blackjack with the guy thats in a cage for some reason?? I dont know im to high for this

[whydoeshegetallthefun]

Wait.. Isnt that the armless guy?

[therustedhacker]

uhm yeah.. why's he in a cage of area?? Uh.. hes good at .. uhh... black jackk..

[therustedhacker]

Just took so many pain killers and passed me out and butcher wakes me up to play fucking blackjack with the guy thats in a cage for some reason?? I dont know im to high for this

[i-like-company]

"Hey uh.. zed? employer? Whatever can you help me uh.. like fix my arm.. I have all like the peices im just.. im for coding n stuff not what ever this is"

@therustedhacker

... Did he not show ya how to put it on?.. Tch,

Dumbass..

Right, erf.. Let me see it..

[therustedhacker]

they roll up the sleeve with the still half torn robotic arm under it and place down a few parts of an arm

"Uh.. here"

[i-like-company]

It'd walk over to their arm, and pick up the spare parts.

Right.. Erg.. Been a bit since I've last done this.. But..

Have ya ever had yer' nerves tugged on before?

it'd lift up the Hackers arm, carefully reassembling the metal parts in order.

I should warn ya, with this model, the nerves get connected to the wires.. So grip strength, mobility, and other features are enhanced, however, it hurts likea sonovabitch when it's put on.

[therustedhacker]

rust is staring down zed like a hawk not trusting him the most

"Actually i probably have had my nerves tugged on- ugh. Uh it'll be fine i have a decent pain tolerance"

"And.. it'll nice to have better mobility the old ones kinda stiff.. uh sense its like connected to my nerves how would I charge it? Dose it need to be charged? My old one i had to screw it iff and plug it in"

[i-like-company]

"Hey uh.. zed? employer? Whatever can you help me uh.. like fix my arm.. I have all like the peices im just.. im for coding n stuff not what ever this is"

@therustedhacker

... Did he not show ya how to put it on?.. Tch,

Dumbass..

Right, erf.. Let me see it..

[therustedhacker]

they roll up the sleeve with the still half torn robotic arm under it and place down a few parts of an arm

"Uh.. here"

[whydoeshegetallthefun]

Zed said youd have spare arms..?

@therustedhacker

Oohhe.. i ggotta fewww spairs!! Jjus uh.. Uh. In dat box ova there..!!

[therustedhacker]

"uh alright! Thanks! .. why's it leaking though?"

[whydoeshegetallthefun]

It's..

Oil..

[therustedhacker]

"Makes sense.". They grab a arm " im gonna o figure out how to put this on,"

[whydoeshegetallthefun]

Zed said youd have spare arms..?

@therustedhacker

Oohhe.. i ggotta fewww spairs!! Jjus uh.. Uh. In dat box ova there..!!

[therustedhacker]

"uh alright! Thanks! .. why's it leaking though?"

[therustedhacker]

Everyone working here is so gay, well.. uhm ok but im not in denial about it

Im surrounded by a bunch of gays in denial with weird situation ships

[i-like-company]

I'm not gay, nor am I in denial or in a situationship. I am also your boss. Watch your words.

[therustedhacker]

oohh your are sooo gay in denial..like 100 precent no questions

[therustedhacker]

Everyone working here is so gay, well.. uhm ok but im not in denial about it

Im surrounded by a bunch of gays in denial with weird situation ships

[i-like-company]

I'm not gay, nor am I in denial or in a situationship. I am also your boss. Watch your words.

[thewrenchanon]

Yeah! Don't disrespect him! Or me! >:(

[therustedhacker]

Uh.. yeah.. sorry for disrespecting your father, child...

[therustedhacker]

Everyone working here is so gay, well.. uhm ok but im not in denial about it

Im surrounded by a bunch of gays in denial with weird situation ships

[i-like-company]

I'm not gay, nor am I in denial or in a situationship. I am also your boss. Watch your words.

[whydoeshegetallthefun]

Yeaa.. Bub, the closet is glass by the way.

[therustedhacker]

your gay too..