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Robert Janitz (German, b.1962)

Imagine being so dull and drab that you steal your grandma’s helicopter and fly it into a cave that turns out to be your own esophagus. The will-o’-the-wisp could not lead you astray but called you fat instead. Notice that if I put the word “clown” in quotes, it no longer smells like smoked cheese or hickory. “All options are on the table" when it comes to the agony of a chicken/moth hybrid that did not want to be born flailing on a table. The small toy helicopters patrolling the halo are apparently sensory organs that help the Messiah locate food. I can take vigorously flung garden cress leaves to the head without even flinching. Do you at least have the decency to purchase an ethereal chastity crystal that will prevent you from sodomizing my rhododendrons? TFW your crowdfunded self-mummification failed to reach its goal but you’re still plum out of bodily fluids and reek of lacquer. God damn it! If it doesn’t turn into the ghost of a small carp at the base of your throat, then don’t call it Riesling. See, a merry-go-round turns clockwise, whereas on a carousel, a horse retains the colors of the dead nudibranch that now possesses it. A small flour sack tied to one wing will prevent your Norfolk turkey from reselling automotive parts without a license. #farmingtips If bae’s form grotesquely telescopes and grazes the ceiling, why then, bae’s clothes will increase in size proportionately, for such is bae. Anesthetizing random people and sewing their feet together is wrong but my Cocker Spaniel didn’t know any better.

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Did I forget to restart the baby? Touch a real slug whenever possible: all slugs have different shapes, but you’ll want to lean how to draw the proportions of the Ideal Slug first before knitting the Ideal Slug Bib. A haven for true mollusc fans, the Hollywood Slug Museum is an ivy-covered building filled with rare slug- and gastropod–related ephemera. 5D chess is what someone who loses at 4D chess is actually playing. It’s 2044 AD: Now there really are some breeds of plum that yield milk, but are dermonambulists satisfied? No, those fuckers are never satisfied. Unfortunately, Raoul’s was the one pair of X-ray specs that actually did work, causing him to erase his family’s flesh by looking at them. You’re still worried about Boston Dynamics when it’s emojis that are secretly developing gills and learning to use rudimentary tools. Whenever I try to upload you a pint of baboon milk it goes straight to voicemail. Being naked is unusual until you unravel wool balls from your cat’s stomach and knit them to make the clothes you want to wear. Though inedible, seal skin pizzas are less likely to result in frozen sweat being trapped between the buttocks during a crisis situation. I want an inconceivable goat from another plane of existence to chew on my socks, scarf and woolen codpiece warmer. SMDH @ people who say they “fucking love hyper-couchilating” but haven’t even read any Emikovark-Camicold besides the Bottomsday trilogy. Stay in care on foot but without disturb! Use gravity.

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Another colored version of a drawing made for the Urban nature exhibition, last June in Paris 🍀🌿🌱🍃 #illustration #jungle #metro https://www.instagram.com/p/Boctcj_Df_A/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xfv3o3ml1a5l

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Losing sleep, somewhere between the sky and the dying sea.

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Andy Warhol (American, 1928-1987, b. Pittsburgh, PA, USA) - Vesuvius, 1985, Serigraph on Arches

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Evan Robarts (American, b.1982)

Cube - 2011

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Echo Beach - Joshua Tree

Get ready for your oldschool heroes to meet Cold War Kids & Libertines. Seems like a big jamsession of good times and good inspiration. Sloppy vocals, instrumentations that flows with the breeze, it’s just like getting lost in the woods, finding a cabin and making the most of it until the fire burns out in the fireplace and you have to get some rest before you gotta move on the next day - I wonder if the rest of the tracks on a possible album would give you the similar vibe of exploration? I’m hoping so <3

Until then, this is definitely going to give you a good feeling and I hope it will serve to make these times of staying in better than most.

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