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@karmicbutterfly that time he rubbed his chin at the fact that apollo passed out from having a roof fall on him
apollo: i literally just drowned but my dad saved me-- phoenix: that’s fuckin nice kid see you in court apollo, tearfully: thank you mr wright
no i mean it when the fuck did phoenix save apollo’s neck because the only thing i’ve ever seen is athena and trucy and ema and clay and even klavier and now dhurke pull through for him
apollo (about phoenix): he’s saved my neck so many times
me: fuckin when
friendly reminder that apollo is currently 24, aka the same age phoenix was when he made his debut– only phoenix didn’t have his mentor who he worshipped treat him like absolute shit and fight him in court in such an ass-backwards asinine case
oh wow he’s doing it to save maya again guess what i still don’t care
im to the point where capcom could come up with a case and be like ‘phoenix wright is dead’ and i’d say good
if the game is trying to make me sympathize with him because of some unseen circumstance here’s a hint: it’s not working
holy fuck phoenix go away
mona voice: [ I’M ADOPTING HER INTENSIFIES ]
athena: she’s just worried you’ll leave the agency
me: please leave the agency apollo you deserve so much better
PHOENIX YOU SON OF A BITCH HOW DARE YOU THROW MY HUSBAND UNDER THE BUS LIKE THAT
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his fucking name plaque on the witness stand
i could wax poetic about how apollo’s hero worship of phoenix when phoenix has literally done nothing worthy of hero worship in front of him is reminiscent of the ‘mommy are you proud of me’ trope, aka, a child looking for recognition from their parents despite knowing they will never receive it
but i’m not going to right now
phoenix go to hell
paul you can eat my entire ass
i literally cannot get over how 500% datz is certified Just My Type