Scribbles.

My name is Ryan, one day you and I are going to save the world.

[theryfyproject]

TRUMP 2016

Because being tired of the establishment means voting for a racist, white, millionaire.

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[johnfkennedaddy]

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

[farashasilver]

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

[octoberreads]

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

[atomic-darth]

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

[fiberworker-deactivated20160928]

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

[theryfyproject]

The best thing about that GIF is that this scene was supposed to be a decent battle, but Harrison Ford was suffering from dysentery so he asked if he could just shoot the guy. 

[theryfyproject]

Spirit of our time! We had a power cut at work today so I got busy on my phone searching for modern classics in the cocktail world. I stumbled upon this beauty, The Democrat. It's bourbon based with peach liqeuor, lemon juice, and honey syrup. Inspired by Harry Truman, I made it today in support of the next great Democrat - Bernie Sanders.

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Someone who hasn’t seen The Hateful Eight, explain 

[bgal2]

two polish tourists are yelling at some old dude for some reason, which hurts his ears and he wants some damn rest. 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

This one’s the closest so far

Seriously though to be fair I’ve seen The Hateful Eight and even I can’t really explain it

[theryfyproject]

Shut the damn door! 

[escapingintoabook]

As an introvert, the best thing is finding someone who it isn’t draining to spend time with

[mj-irl]

It’s interesting trying to explain to people who don’t experience social exhaustion that there are some people who are less draining than others and then their are those who are mind numbingly exhausting. All socializing is not equal

[yayodelacruz]

Visit Original Link

Beautiful 

[peopleplacesnthings]

Visit Original Link

[theryfyproject]

Still got some mad love for this album, even if most people seemed to have hated it.

[theryfyproject]

If 2015 is to be the year that my loses, cuts, and bruises are to shine beyond all else then let 2016 be the year that I pick up the sticks and stones and wrap casts around my broken bones.

May my restless head be settled by the sound of the tips of forget-me-nots gently falling to the ground by summer.

[cosmicwizdom]

The 3 C’s of life: choices, chances and changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

- unknown (via quotelounge)

The three C's of my life are chocolate, cheese, and chips.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Leguizamo isn’t the only one calling out and taking action against SNL because of Trump.

[theryfyproject]

[shencomix]

[witchoncampus]

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[love-personal]

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

Don’t lie to your doctor about being a hoe

[stirfriedawesomesauce]

For real though, they’re just there to make sure your hoe ass can keep on hoeing. Tell them you’re a hoe. They’ll help you become a HEALTHY hoe.

[cousinebony-deactivated20170116]

Reblogging. Untreated STDs can kill you. And not just HIV. Shit like chlamydia can cause full blown sepsis.

[thewinchestersimpalasblog-deact]

Remember kids, if you’re gonna hoe, hoe responsibly.

[theryfyproject]

Gracias a la vida!

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

[cacodemum]

babeimgonnaleaveu:

“All right, Doc, What’s going on? Where are we? When are we?”  Back to the Future: Part II (1989) dir. Robert Zemeckis