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#1 Weylin Twins Fan | Chronic spam reblogger | Certified meat and bones 🥩🦴✅ | He/him | 18 years of old

[thesaltyblobfish]

HELLO CHAT

status: alive, fallen to the clutches of instagram

A little about me: You can call me aj, Nick, Salt, or just saltyblobfish! I like Minecraft and doing art and various crafts. Im also a little freak and proud of it

more under the cut

ABOUT MEEEE

very into lots of fandoms! Example: MCYT (hermitcraft, life smp, Charlie slimecicle, ranboo, tubbo, bekyamon, rats smp, and anything with lore i guess)

Other games too! like stardew valley (alex is my wifee), mouthwashing, five nights at Freddy’s, rpgs (vampire the masquerade and dnd), generation loss, will wood (does that count?) just roll with it, arcane, Willard (1971), etc. Too many to finish

anyone can interact but I block freely

pronouns: he/him

gender: mostly I’m a man, sometimes I’m creature 😈 pansexual (mainly t4t tho), ambiamorous, and taken

I do art sometimes, i might start a patreon or open commissions if i have any time

OTHER SOCIALS

Instagram sa1ty_b1obf1sh, follow me and i will send u reels 24/7

Roblox is salty_blobfish

Pinterest, thesaltyblobfish,

SHITTY LIVESTREAMS HEREE: https://m.twitch.tv/salty_blobfish

just ask if you want to know my Spotify or discord <3

OTHER STUFF

now running 3 rp blogs for shattering the veil jrwi au! @viv-weylin , @vexed-weylin, and @emerald-pheasant. Im rather inactive rn tho

currently in the Jar due to @jarcklingofficial

also you should follow @ scranlzby coolest person ever!!!! pls also follow my hetero sister @ yourfriendlysleepdemon. anddddd @ applesaucemeow

Warning i may post/reblog/draw slight nsfw

⚠️BLINKIES WERE UNFORTUNATELY LOST TEMPORARILY PLEASE STAND BY ⚠️

[correct-jrwi-quotes]

Vampire: Oh my god, he's hitting the griddy on the dance floor. Who is that wonderful marvelous boy? That young man is enrapturing!

Elysium | THE SUCKENING #4 - 25:02 Submitted by @appelcake

[zenwinter]

Watcher Grian outfits for funsies

[deusben]

first date idea: burning nazi and right wing paraphernalia

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[masklayer]

[tzarvolver]

I raise you

[guitarbeard]

Ante up

[iguanamouth]

hey

[louiswainenthusiast]

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[panicblanket]

well would you look at that

[autisticexpression]

One of the best posts

[thesaltyblobfish]

at this point im gonna need to start a new freaky account I don’t wanna post that stuff on main

[fucktonofanatomyreferencesreborn]

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

[kward-the-local-cryptid]

BLESS YOU, YOU  WONDERFUL PERSON

[thesaltyblobfish]

I broke up w my boyfriend ans im genuinely super happy

And he seemed ok w it?

[looney-mooney-studio]

This joke has probably been told already

Edit: a sequel for everyone saying it should have been his eyes

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Throwback to the time my little sister asked me how literally everything was invented

[jimmyclueless]

in honor of more posts on my dash being filtered than usual

[transcript⬇️]

A clip of Slimecicle from 'a completely normal slimecicle stream'.

he is sat at his desk with a variety of slime and slimestory stuffed animals decorating the background. There is a door behind him and a sword leaning against it . he is wearing black headphones, sat in a black office chair, and there is a mic visible at the bottom of his camera.

Slimecicle has short brown hair, pale skin, an off-white shirt, and glasses.

slimecicle:

[he is moving his hands around to accentuate his words as he speaks] This is gonna be the craziest, goopiest, gunkiest stream. [he pauses and changes to a slightly more dramatic tone] But first. [he sighs]

First... I have to talk.... about the drama.

Now, recently, recently there's been a lot of drama. Okay. There's been a lot of things being said, a lot of stuff being posted, a lot of words being typed, alright? And i- i want you guys to know, besides the stuff that's true? None of it is. Ok? Absolutely none of it. And if it- if it reflects on my character in perhaps a bad way or unfavourable, then it's false. But if its a good-if its a good thing, or a Sexy image, then that is true, ok?

I just want you to know that I'm deeply sorry- for what i didn't- for what i did- maybe do. Unless i didn't. And I'm gonna try and cry now. [he takes a number of shallow breaths and stares with slightly squinted eyes and an open mouth as he tries to cry]

I don't know if i have enough water- hang on. I'm gonna try and cry. [he takes a swig from his water bottle] 'Cuz a lot of stuff has happened, and a lot of things have been said, and a lot of things haven't been said that are true. [His voice is slightly wavery as he continues to try to cry] Ok, because the truth is right behind you, you just don't- you're just not seeing it, 'cuz its right there- and I'm gonna cry. [he takes a breath]

And guys remember, if we hit that sub goal, if we hit that sub goal, i will be making that seperate Sex account that ive been talking to everyone about- if you wanna, if you wanna get in on that, that's just gonna be that tier- that secret tier five sub will unlock that secret sex account, I'm gonna keep trying to cry- [he stares and breathes for a moment]

And i hope you guys accept that ive changed as a person a lot, except for the parts that will always stay the same. And that won't develop. And that there's nothing wrong with me. [he squints, leaning towards the camera, and his mouth is slightly open; he starts making weak croaking sounds as he fails to cry. after a few seconds of the sound he leans back and acts normal. ]

Ok guys, alright alright, that's enough of the drama, let's get- let's get into the really, really, really- [the clip ends]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[whyenn-reader]

ADHD advice from non-ADHD people: start blocking out your day and put things in your google calendar

ADHD advice from ADHD people: any time you're waiting for your food to microwave YOU HAVE TO WASH DISHES WASH AS MANY AS YOU CAN THIS IS A RACE AGAINST TIME THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THIS COULD HAPPEN

[sailatina3]

This is how people talk about HRT.

[platimingo-art]

Why is she like this?