[princessparticles]

[hiyungeneration]

[nue]

why do white ppl always want to eat a caesar salad

[thesamcorr-blog]

Someone's gotta poop

[justmaybedont]

life hack: masturbate

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

[pityfriend]

wait??? both you and myself have genitals??? well we need to find a way to celebrate immediately 

[studip]

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

[thesamcorr-blog]

[rlyfake]

whats a clique

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

it’s that little sensitive piece of meat in evey female’s vagina

[thesamcorr-blog]

[mostlycurious-deactivated201801]

Bring me weed

[crazed-individual]

There's NO excuse for hitting a woman, unless you're slapping dat ass during sex

[seinfelds-deactivated20160814]

[abbyemae-deactivated20161229]

tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID

[thesamcorr-blog]

me (surprised): omg

me (amused): omg

me (angry): omg

me (sad): omg

me (nostalgic): omg

me (annoyed): omg

me (scared): omg

[albertn3]

[blissxtide]

This is sweet