Fuck If I Know

Shani | 27 | Australian | PhD in Lesbian | Engaged | I cannot believe I have spent so much time on here

[kaijuno]

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ladiesofcinema]

Jurassic Park (1993) 🎬 Steven Spielberg

[mufxz]

Jamie smiling into kisses

[natasharomanovf]

HAILEE STEINFELD being the cutest on the set of HAWKEYE

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[llly89-deactivated20231007]

[tortugahoe]

Deyassification of the Riddler : a tragic saga

[werewolfseth]

Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

[thebluetint]

this is my favorite comment on this post

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

Robert Pattinson POV:

[obiwan]

#cinematic parallels  (insp.)

[tenemos-que-hablar]

Jamie introducing herself to the first au pair vs. Jamie not introducing herself to the second au pair…

The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020) | ep.01 x ep.03

[memeuplift]

[c3rvida3]

When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people's flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it's one of the funniest lies anyone's ever told a child for no reason.

[gidguard]

i'm memorising these so i can change some children's lives later

[midwesternartlovertraveler]

I found this on Facebook. 

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[anckinskywalkers]

Ghostface | SCREAM (2022)

[depsidase]

[greenflamestherabbit]

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

[cantankerouscanuck]

[neofooturism]

the doctor

[funnytwittertweets]

[charlottan]