woe to the republic

why did exu calamity go that hard tho

[butchfaith]

LESS LESBIAN COPS MORE LESBIAN COCKS AMIRIGHT!!!!!!!!

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[emmaxrosa]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022–) It seems the realm wants for a new Queen. If that is true, then I made you Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.

[squigglyworms]

love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"

[visenyaism]

I could take or leave a tasteful em dash but I am so extremely prejudicial against “it’s not [just] x, it’s y” sentence structure it’s insane

[visenyaism]

because everyone’s on that damn. bot

[silviaesnake]

KPDH : Spicy Ramyeon Mira

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[multiverse-of-multifandoms]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.01 - 'The Heirs of the Dragon' 1.06 - 'The Princess and the Queen' 3.03 - 'Rhaenyra Triumphant'

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[thebluestcowboy]

The thing about Korra is that if she destroyed the world it’s because the world had it coming

[425599167]

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here

[fullmoonguidance]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[demilypyro]

scylla is obviously obsessed with melinoe and hates it but i love that there are hints that melinoe despite her standoffish attitude also LIKES SCYLLA'S MUSIC. in a random line after winning the fight she'll say "damn catchy song" as if she's mad about it. and you can put a Scylla And The Sirens poster in her tent. incredible. this tsundere on tsundere violence

[tomb-mold]

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

[vodka-and-fedoras]

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[bat-luun]

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this