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[shrewhouse]

welcome to watchmojo and today we’ll be counting down the top 10 most unflattering reflective surfaces

[suzani]

Persian ‘zodiac’ rug, probably Kerman area, south west Persia, early 20th century, 6ft. 7in. X 4ft. 4in. 2.01m. X 1.32m.

[quepajaeltambler]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

[wiigiwaamcore]

This video is so top notch, it has so many good things in it: the squinty eyes, the background music, the smack, the fall

[shortshifter]

Superliminal- a fun size perspective game!

[wereralph]

how the fuck do you even BEGIN to code this

[dimestoretajic]

alex hirsch is literally the greatest writer of our generation

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[void-flesh]

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

[zeverity]

Important context: they’re married to each other.

[artist-mucha]

Dusk, 1899, Alphonse Mucha

[silverhawk]

sometimes i forget that there are wild hamsters

like

they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.

[gluten-free-pussy]

No gods. No masters

[quinniehere]

just anarchy.

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[houston-i-have-problems]

[michaelburnnham]

[angry-beibers]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[holesmovingcastle]

[wigpisser]

[c0ffeekitten]

[lahiah]

[wizardnuke]

[fake-bnha]

wow i love cards against humanity

[mudpuddling-moved]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[sarcasticredrover]

BREAKING NEWS: Local Lynel allows Hylian man to peacefully pass through its domain.

[snark-n-snack]

Lynel:

[humansofnewyork]

“I grew up pretty well honestly.  I didn’t have bad parents, a little ‘helicoptery’ maybe, but doing the best they could.  I was just a bad kid.  I don’t even remember a lot of my teenage years.  I was always popping pills.  Just a ‘fuck you, parents’ kind of thing.  When I wasn’t alone in my room, I was picking fights with them.  I hurt my mother the most because she cared the most.  Dad cared.  But Mom really cared.  Throwing me out wasn’t easy for her.  But one night I had a really bad Xanax high.  I blacked out.  Messed up the house.  They won’t even tell me exactly what I did, but it must have been violent.  Because the cops came.  The court put an order of protection against me.  The last thing I said to my parents in the courtroom was: ‘I never want to see or hear from you again.’  Then a few months later I called and begged to come home.  But it was too late.  My dad just kept saying: ‘I can’t.’  There were long pauses.  And hesitation.  But he stuck to it.  It’s been eighteen months now.  I got clean.  Mainly because I’ve been living in a shelter on Staten Island, and I just didn’t have the access.  Right now I’m trying to get into a longer term shelter.  Trying to find a job.  NY State has some scholarships that I’m looking at.  Dad’s coming to pick me up in an hour.  They’ve invited me home for Thanksgiving.  I’m scared shitless.  It’s the first time I’ve been home in over a year, and I’m spending three days with them.  I’m just hoping it’s like a normal Thanksgiving,  before I was a shit.”

[yesterdaysprint]

New-York Tribune, New York, December 17, 1916

[bummass]

Bitch that is a LOOK

[ankle-beez]

[ankle-beez]

[ankle-beez]

so fuck stephen hillenburg right

[goat-heirop]

Poor man Had a Basic simple Wish and even that couldnt be granted

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

y’all, i’m about to snap.

[bagels-are-my-friends-deactivat]

jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead

jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. i will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Marriage vs. friendship

[dar-draws]

some galar mons from my twitter

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

[apocalypticvalraven]

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

[swan2swan]

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.

[fuckhugeoctopus]

I want one that rickrolls you