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[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

The Complications of a Crappy Line Manager

by TheScarecrowsCrow

Aziraphale is ‘off duty’ for the first time in his life after failed apocalypse. He’s about to realise exactly what happens to an angel who is currently not on assignment. Thank Someone that Crowley is there to deal with the issue at hand.

In other words, Gabriel is a crappy line manager who doesn’t believe in giving the members of the Heavenly Host holidays due to the ramifications.

Words: 5079, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens) (Mentioned)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha/Omega, Omega Verse, Omega Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowely Is Whatever He Wants To Be In The Moment, That’s How Demons Work In This Story, Penetration, Aziraphale Doesn’t Really Conform, To Be Fair He Only Found Out He Was An Omega Right Now So, He’s Also Good At Stating What He Wants, A Power He Usually Preserves For Pastries, Crowley Is Happy To Oblige

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/25149397

[thescarecrowscrow]

I don’t know why but this is actually the most hilarious thing I’ve seen during lockdown. It’s meant to be about some kind so smelly yeti thing.

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

Miracle Repellent™ - Courtesy of Stark Industries

by TheScarecrowsCrow

Some very strange things have been happening to Tony, and he seeks out Dr Strange to get some answers.

This leads the billionaire on a wild goose chase to London in search of a book - but we all know our resident bookseller A. Z. Fell finds it rather impossible to part with his prized literature.

A quick snap of the fingers should do the trick… until it doesn’t.

Words: 4773, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Tony Stark/Stephen Strange

Additional Tags: Eventual Relationships, Dormammu - Freeform, slight crack!fic, but to be fair all these characters are ridiculous - so what do you expect, Bookshop, friday - Freeform, phone teleportation, Misunderstandings, Innuendo, Euphemisms, (Not Very Good Ones), Cake, Crowley protects Aziraphales cake

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/24932647

[thescarecrowscrow]

I graciously present to you the following amendment to the conversation between Adam, Gabriel and Beelzebub.

GABRIEL: That one. Adam Young. Hi. Young man, Armageddon must... restart. Right Now. Temporary inconvenience cannot get in the way of the greater good.

BEELZEBUB: As to what it stands in the way of that is yet to be decided, but the battle must be decided now booooy. That izzz your destiny, it is written, now start the waaaar.

ADAM: You both want to end the world, just to see who’s gang is best?

ADAM: That’s silly. Can’t you see how similar you both are? You should like each other, not want to fight each other.

*Reality shifts and sh*t hits the fan*

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

The Temptation Accusation

by TheScarecrowsCrow

After a pleasant day out, Aziraphale and Crowley retire to the bookshop to drink the rest of the night away.

Not long after this the angel starts to experience some new feelings, and accusations of temptations are thrown about.

For once in his life, Crowley is actually innocent - and definitely confused as hell.

Words: 2917, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/24464029

[thescarecrowscrow]

So apparently if you have a skeleton and put accessories on the wall near it, it just disregards it’s head and replaces it with that item... classic

[lenarr-blog1]

When the swamp about to be lit

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[grossgiirl-deactivated20200228]

This is how I used to teach a couple of students how to create vehicles or weird creatures when they had trouble coming up with ideas

[seth4evr]

Looks like new merch is coming out in the fall. Credit to wizkidsgames Instagram

[startrekdeepspacenine]

[gif87a-com]

[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[altedi]

[chrishemsworht]

The Greatest Showman (2017) dir. Michael Gracey

[iamthecutestofborg]

In this house we love and respect the Bortustache.

[theladynyx]

Guys one of my weird ships went …. went canon. Like canon, canon. This has never happened to me before. I dont know how to react. Guys … canon!

[oliver-sonntag]

[solarsquared]

[sallychanscraps]

i havent seen a damn thing about the new grinch movie, but if they didnt make him a love interest that’s just another grinch but softer w/ eyelashes and one blue streak in her hair named The Binch then i dont wanna know

[sallychanscraps]

my sweet Binch…..

[sallychanscraps]

well whom else would be voicing The Binch??????