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[salroka]

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

This blog is NSFL (not safe for landlubbers)

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Part 2

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@pikky126 ’s contributions

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

If none of you steal these I’m going to be very disappointed

[starlightandtears]

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

[borntomezmer-deactivated2021011]

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

[starlightandtears]

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

[thisisnotacatblog]

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

[xenosagaepisodeone]

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

[communitygardens]

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

[butchflirt]

[jellyadult]

The people who complained about ghoul grumps dont thank the bus driver

[britneysbaldhead-deactivated201]

when younger people are more successful than me

[baawri]

President Obama appreciation post

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Video games don’t have to have good graphics to be good:

Video games don’t have to be about combat to be good:

Video games don’t have to be linear to envelop players in their worlds:

Video game bosses don’t have to be difficult to be fun:

Video games don’t have to lack color simply because they are “post-apocalyptic”:

Video games can have lighthearted art design and still carry deeply dark themes:

Rethink video games.

But also don’t think that dark games can’t be beautiful in their own way:

Or that difficult bosses can’t be fun: 

Don’t that games with combat in them can’t be light hearted:

Or that violent games can’t also be silly:

Don’t think that playing the game competitively ruins the fun:

Or that dreary, colourless, post apocalyptic games hold any less story value:

Just because a game or playstyle isn’t good, or beautiful to you, doesn’t mean its any less valuable to someone else who does appreciate it. At the end of the day, it makes someone happy, and thats the greatest value of any art form.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Oh, hey! This is the best addition to my post after 100k notes! <3

[manwiththesquidhat]

Games don’t have to be in development to be cancelled

[romansuggestions]

is it virgil or vergil

It’s Vergilius.

[imthemuthafuckingcricket]

It’s Vergilicious

[terpsikeraunos]

[mundosinsentido-deactivated2019]

[unfaggy]

[localstarboy]

I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SOO FUCKKNG HARD

[etirabys]

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

[argumate]

musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!

guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?

[etirabys]

how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny

[ruinedchildhood]

[skygenders]

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

[eva-420]

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

[irlkenku]

last time i saw this on tumblr is was when the video player was *extra* broken and it took 12 minutes to load. was nice to finally watch it without pausing it 7 times

[whysosirris]

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

@busbug

[silversold-deactivated20181030]

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

[idubzz]

me, desperate, begging on my knees: please just have one coherent fucking thought

my absolute shit brain:

[trashhawke]