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A very Potter Musical, Act 1, part 7
Voldemort- Seriously man, back when I had a body, ooh, I had mad game with the bitches. Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange
Bellatrix Lestrange in Cursed Child
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OMFG!
A very Potter Musical, Act 1, part 7
Voldemort- Seriously man, back when I had a body, ooh, I had mad game with the bitches. Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange
Bellatrix Lestrange in Cursed Child
Imagine Raven ditching Clarke and Lexa in the Polis marketplace and just zooming between stalls as fast as her leg will allow and Abby follows her to supervise and see more of the market herself. Raven gets kinda overwhelmed by the sheer amount of pieces of machinery and electronics one of the merchants is selling as scrap metal and she starts talking to the merchant like “do you know what this is??” The poor merchant doesn’t know how to respond because to them its just junk that some warrior would probably add to their armor but Raven keeps rambling like “this is high quality stranded copper electrical wire” so she trades something for it and Abby apologizes to the merchant and puts the spool of wire in her bag.
And then they round a corner and Raven lays eyes on the most beautiful junk pile she’s ever seen. An ancient rusty motorcycle that’s definately missing some pieces.
“I can see the gears turning in your head, Raven. You want that pile of crap, don’t you?” Abby sounds somewhat amused.
“Did you really think I wouldn’t? I mean look at it; most of the parts are there. I’d just have to find the others, clean it all up, and get it running. Then you guys would be the ones struggling to keep up with me.”
“And what do you plan on trading for it? I don’t think your winning smile and charm will be accepted as currency here.”
“You think I’ve got a winning smile and charm, Doc?” Raven asks with a smirk on her face.
Abby rolls her eyes. “It was sarcasm Raven. And you didn’t answer me on how you play to pay for the trash pile.”
“I’ve got some more things in the rover that I brought in case I found something cool like this. Maybe Clarke and her Commander girlfriend can get us some help to move it.”
“I think they might if you ask nice enough. Lexa’s been surprisingly generous lately.”
“My guess is you can blame Clarke for that.” Raven smirks slightly. “Getting her into that giving mood.”
“I really don’t want to think about that Raven.”
(They go find Clarke and Lexa, who get Raven some help. Raven trades a few things for the motorcycle, finds all the other parts in a couple more trips to the market, and gets the bike running again. Octavia thinks its the coolest thing ever, but of course the first person Raven takes on a ride is Abby, who decides she secretly loves the stupid trashcycle.)
Clexa Social Media AU 5/?
- Or the one where Anya keeps stalking Lexa’s roommate.
What would a raven and murphy roadtrip involve?
This ended up being much gayer then I originally planned but I could not care less
“Jesus, you suck at backing out of this driveway.” “No it’s just your fat ass making us heavier.”
Raven won’t stop beating Murphy with her map so he throws it out the window
“LEFT!” “I’M TELLING YOU IT’S RIGHT!” “NO ITS LEFT!” “WHERE GOING RIGHT ANYWAY!“
Murphy wearing black sweaters and combat boots the whole time
Raven the blue Jean, white shirt, leather jacket look
Lots of greasy diner food
Getting out of the car in the middle of the highway to have a push up competition (and totally Raven whoops his ass)
Bar fights
"I can’t believe you hit the homophobic piece of shit with a metal stool.” “I can’t believe you kicked him in the face after he went down.”
Getting absolutely shit faced on whiskey shots and passing out on top of the car
“Murphy did you hot box my car again?”
Screaming matches about Raven running from her problems and Murphy hiding from his
“BECAUSE YOU FUCKING USE PEOPLE RAVEN! ISN’T THAT WHY WE RAN FROM THAT FUCKING SHIT TOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE!?” “ANYA NEW WHAT SHE WAS GETTING INTO!” “YEAH A GIRL WHO WOULD BE IN THE CLOSET IF SHE WASN’T SO BUSY FUCKING OFF TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD!” “LIKE YOUR FUCKING PERFECT!” “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!” “WE BOTH KNOW YOU WOULD HAVE LET DAX FUCK YOU THEN HIT YOU WHENEVER HE WANTED WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCKING PROTEST IF I HADN’T GOT YOU OUT OF THERE!” “OH WHAT SO I’M FUCKING INDEBTED TO YOU NOW?!” “WELL MAYBE A FUCKING THANK YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE!” “YOU NEVER THANKED ME FOR GETTING YOU AWAY FROM YOU MOTHER!” “Don’t you dare talk about my mother after what yours did.” “Yeah? Well at least mine remembered to feed me before she passed out.” “Pull over…Murphy. Pull. Over.”
Raven walks to the side of the road and screams at the top of her lungs for a minute before climbing back in the car
“I know you didn’t mean that, but you will not say another word unless its I’m sorry for once in your pathetic life.”
He makes it a grand total of two hours before he breaks down and sobs out “I’m sorry for once.”
“Murphy, no, you can not make out with the lumberjack.” “But he has arms the size of the tree trunks he cuts down.” “If you fuck him, I’m fucking the bartender.” “Go for it, it’s his sister.”
“I’m sick of diner coffee can we please go to-” “Murphy, we are not going to Starbucks.”
“Oooooh a birthday cake Frappuccino!” “I hate you.”
Leaning out the car windows and screaming as loud as they can
“RAVEN GET BACK IN THE CAR AND PUT YOUR OTHER BOOT ON BEFORE A SNAKE BITES YOUR SKINNY ASS ANKLE!” “FIGHT ME WHITE BOY!”“
"Jaha was not trying to sell your drugs, Raven.” “Yes he was. He’s a drug pusher. He pushes drugs.”
“MURPHY WHY IS THE LUMBER JACK NAKED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR!” “THE SAME REASON THE BARTENDER WAS NAKED IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM!”
Breaking down on the side of the road and Murphy falls asleep with his feet up on the dashboard as a Raven fixes it
“RAVEN DID YOU SERIOUSLY PACK YOU’RE ENTIRE DUFFEL BAG WITH FIREWORKS?!” “Maybe…Wanna set them all off at once?” “Fuck yeah I do.”
Murphy putting an arm around Raven shoulders and her kissing his cheek as they watch the sky light up
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THE 100 HOGWARTS HOUSES
UGH UGH UGH
okay. let us ALL have a chat about Hogwarts sortings, yes?
I am, like, a CRAZY LEVEL Harry Potter fan. I know it’s kind of shitty to say I know more than most people about Harry Potter but I do. It’s my one claim to brilliance, my only skill set– HARRY POTTER TRIVIA AND GENERAL KNOWLEDGE– so let me have that. Everything else I concede to being a dumbass. BUT HP I WILL FIGHT YOU ABOUT.
I see a lot of fighting in the 100 fandom, oh yeah it’s one of those posts, about who would be in what house. And I’m just gonna set the record straight AND ALSO DRILL SOME HP KNOWLEDGE INTO SOME HEADS.
First and foremost, before I begin my rant, let us all have a chat about Slytherin, mmk? They are NOT the bad guy house. As many, if not more, witches and wizards throughout history who have been labelled bad came from Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. Harry Potter takes place in the 90s. It’s a SNAPSHOT IN TIME where an evil overlord happened to be in Slytherin and recruited his friends. Slytherins are not all bad people. You get a biased view because of a war that children were coerced into by their parents. AND did you know that many, MANY Slytherins fought in the Battle of Hogwarts? That they fought for the “good guys”. So shut your god damn mouth with this Slytherin hatred. Saying that Slytherins are evil. You sound stupid. (I mean, so do I. I’m ranting about Hogwarts houses. What has my life COME to?)
Slytherins are clever, ambitious, resourceful and FUCKING LOYAL TO THEIR OWN. They will CUT a bitch for their people. But they’re also extremely private. Like super, SUPER private and so they have a tendency to be aloof or smug af to cover up what is really going on in their heads. Because love is weakness, bro. OH yeah. The 100 talk starts now.
LET US START WITH OUR GRYFFINDORS.
General rule about Gryffindors. They are NOT heroes. Our hero of Harry Potter happened to be a Gryffindor but they are NOT the hero house. Destroy that harmful, annoying crap. As a Gryffindor, a real one, I reject that bullshit Gryffindor talk. REAL GRYFFINDORS are annoying af. Oh yeah. They’re loud, loyal, DARING and have NERVE. That is what JK Rowling says. They have NERVE. Hermione and Harry are the exception not the rule to Gryffindors. The Weasleys, Seamus, Dean: they are the stereotypical Gryffindors. When you talk Gryffindor THAT is what you are talking about. And I’m sorry but they are impulsive little fucks who are extremely self destructive. Always. They just don’t know when to stop. It’s endearing as hell. I’m a Gryffindor. I think our obnoxious nature is cute.
Which brings us to the 100 Gryffindors.
Bellamy Blake. He is Gryffindor AF. Don’t argue. That boy is outrageously loyal to his own AND ONLY HIS OWN. He is strong, has a quick temper that cannot be checked and he is brave. Hell almighty is he brave. He is that obnoxious puppy of a Gryffindor. I mean….he would fit right in with that rowdy bunch. Hell, he already basically adopted all of his little delinquent babies.
Octavia Blake. Girl is Ginny Weasley. Book Ginny. You wanna fight about it? Well don’t. I could write a seven page, properly formatted paper on why Octavia is a Gryffindor. The Ginny Weasley kind. Moving on.
Jasper Jordan. That boy is a Gryffindor. He’s impulsive, he’s self destructive and he’s goofy. Which is also a Gryffindor trait. That’s why they’re so rowdy. They’re just goofs. Think Fred, George, Seamus. The list goes on and on.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand believe it or not that’s it for Gryffindor. I know, it’s almost like NOT EVERYONE IS A GOD DAMN GRYFFINDOR.
Next up.
SLYTHERIN 100 BABIES.
You remember my Slytherin rant from earlier? Good. Keep that in mind. Because I am tired of Slytherin shaming. I am NOT a Slytherin but I’m sick of hearing JK Rowling defend them. Let’s just get over it and remember that they’re not the bad guys.
Clarke Griffin. Okay. THIS is the controversial one. And this is also a dumb controversy. Clarke Griffin is as Slytherin as Slytherin can be. She is clever, resourceful, DIEHARD LOYAL TO HER PEOPLE and cunning. Clarke is a little manipulative. That’s not a BAD thing. It makes her complex and interesting and an effective leader. People follow her because she has the ability and capacity to lead. She is a Slytherin. In no world, NO fucking world, would Clarke Griffin be able to tolerate a Common Room full of Gryffindors all day long. Sure, she has her token lions who she loves but all of that screaming and yelling and bullshit ALL DAY LONG? She’d snap.
And before you say anything about Bellamy. Bellamy is a grandpa. He’s grumpy, also a Gryffindor angst thing (see: Harry all of book five), but he adores his rowdy children and loves them anyway in a wistful way that is so Gryffindor. Like ah yes I remember youth. That truck scene top of season three is the most Gryffindor reaction ever. ANYWAY.
Nathan Miller. Miller is STEREOTYPICAL Slytherin Quidditch punk. That smirk, that self assuredness, that silent judgement. Miller is the popular Slytherin guy who everybody wants to be and he’s just like wtf I will beat your ass if you don’t step away from my beanie. He’s loyal but not in that reckless Gryffindor way and he’s clever. The Slytherin smirk everybody in HP fandom talks about (see: every Malfoy ever but ESPECIALLY SCORPIUS) happened when he was telling that ghost story. That boy is THE Slytherin fuckboy.
Lexa. Lexa is Slytherin as FUCK. Lexa wrote the book on being Slytherin. Did you know that Slytherins and HUFFLEPUFFS, according to JK, have a lot in common? Mhmm. But Slytherins have buried that warmth way down so that no one can hurt them. They are extremely passionate and loving but only with the people they trust. They keep everything under their cool exterior. Because everyone else is an idiot and could hurt them if they open up. AN IDIOT. Lexa is cunning, loyal and ambitious. That uniting the twelve clan things? please. she’s a Slytherin. End of debate.
Moving forward.
RAVENCLAWS. CA CAWWWWW.
Ravenclaws are nuts. They’re brilliant (not necessarily book smart, okay? they’re brilliant in whatever way they’re brilliant: artists, inventors, poets, etc. Not everyone in Ravenclaw is book smart. Destroy that harmful ideology. Look at Luna. LOOK AT FUCKING LUNA LOVEGOOD). They’re guarded. They’re too smart to be anything but. They’re curious but about life and stuff…which means they’re pushy and often extremely, EXTREMELY bossy. They’re confident and secure in themselves about most things but when they have self doubt it’s crippling. Because they’ve analyzed everything in their head a million times. A million.
Okay. Raven Reyes. Raven Reyes is a Ravenclaw. Sure, she’s brilliant but that’s not why. Raven is confident and sure of herself but she’s also harder on herself than anyone else could be. Why? Because she knows she could do more, that’s she capable of more. And she can’t do anything about it. She’s curious and pushy. Ugh. She’s so bossy. Raven is a Ravenclaw. I think everyone mostly agrees just not for the right reasons.
John Murphy. Murphy is INCREDIBLY smart. Sure, he’s got a lot of Slytherin in him, I could see the argument and this is the one I’m willing to perhaps have my mind changed on, but Murphy feels like a Ravenclaw to me. He’s pushy and guarded and plays at confidence well but nobody needs to hate Murphy because Murphy hates himself. But he’s too smart to die. He just feels too Ravenclaw to me with his self loathing. SURE slytherins can be self loathing but Ravenclaws are the masters. The absolute masters. Too smart for their own good.
HUFFLEPUFFS. LEAVE THIS FUCKING PERFECT HOUSE ALONE. ugh. Let’s just jump in, shall we?
Monty Green. I’d like to remind everyone of the Hufflepuff Cedric Diggory. Remember him? Before the Internet made a MOCKERY of Hufflepuff? Before it became the reject house? I’m not sure HOW that happened. JK Rowling always says people should aspire to be Hufflepuffs. Why do we shit on them? Anyway, Cedric. He was brilliant. FUCKING SMART AS HELL. He was picked for the Triwizard Champion of Hogwarts and won every challenge. Every single one. It was only because of Harry that Cedric died. Cedric was fierce with his friendship, brilliant and kind. He never needed to be a jerk because he was comfortable with who he was: faults and all. AND THAT IS MONTY. My baby is going through some stuff right now with his mother but he’s a beacon of light. Not because he’s a precious cinnamon roll (but he is that) but because Monty chooses everyday to wake up and be the good guy. Or at least the guy who does good. THAT is what makes him a Hufflepuff.
And for all of those reasons and more…that is why Lincoln is a Hufflepuff. He believes in peace and truce and a better world. He always bends to love before his own life (moment of silence for Lincoln). His love for OCTAVIA and his people and the promise that tomorrow might be better. The HUFFLEPUFFS ARE THE GOOD GUYS. And not in that oh they’re so sweet way. In that these are fiercely loving individuals who do their best everyday. and I think there is something to take away from that mentality.
Now, I get it, sorting is a personal thing. But….guys hat stalls are NOT super common. Not proper hat stalls. (Google it). People’s houses are typically pretty black and white.
BUT if you hate my sorting (which I obviously would disagree with) I am a reasonable Harry Potter fan. And I will always concede to the thought that the sorting hat will let you choose your house. Because at the END OF THE DAY you get to decide who you are.
(But these little 100 fuckers are awful consistent).
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She groaned out a laugh as you gave her the punchline, “That one was worse than all the others put together!”
The 100 + words (2/?)
Preference for arguing with the characters (i know you have done some already, and i'm unsure if this is how preferences are done)
Bellamy:
He gets really easily frustrated with you and has a hard time articulating the fact that he’s only stubborn because he wants the best for you. He places a lot when you’re fighting and his fingers often find themselves running through his hair in frustration. Will sometimes walk out so he can cool off because he’s afraid of saying something that will hurt you.
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Murphy:
SUCH an asshole when arguing. Just really sarcastic, lots of eye rolling, and “Wow, Y/N”s. Doesn’t like arguing with you but he’s really irritable sometimes and so are you so you end up bantering for hours on end. Murphy isn’t great with apologies but for you, he tries. Eventually he mutters something like “You know what? I’m sorry, Y/N.” He feels bad about it for a while afterwards too.
Jasper Jordan:
Starts of with quiet, short answers but eventually he’ll snap and start yelling. Then you start yelling and it’s honestly explosive. You and Jasper don’t fight often, so when you do it’s normally really bad. It takes a lot to instigate it, but he has a bad temper and he usually won’t realize how harsh he’s being until he sees you tear up.
Monty Green:
Fights with Monty are usually quiet, short, but serious. He’s not really a confrontational person, especially when it comes to you, so it takes a lot for a fight to start. Most of the time it’s over things concerning your safety and he tries his best to keep his voice calm.
Clarke Griffin:
Hates fighting with you. Legitimately hates it. After losing so much, she hates the idea of having one of her potential last memories being of the two of you arguing. Never lets you walk away from her angry. She’ll follow you out when you’re claiming to get some “fresh air” and tries her best to explain herself.
Octavia Blake:
Fighting with Octavia is intense, loud, and literally full of sexual tension. She’s intimidating as hell, for obvious reasons, and one of you often ends up backed against the wall with your faces so close you can feel each other breathing. Would never lay hands on you, no matter how angry she gets, and somehow seeing her restrain herself when she would normally deck anyone else is somehow arousing. Angry sex usually ensues.
Raven Reyes:
Raven fights because of things totally unrelated to you. If she has a bad day with her leg, and you offer her help at the wrong time, she snaps. It’s a reflection on herself, and both of you know it, but it still hurts when she takes things out on you. The fighting usually ends with you tearing up and her hating herself for that. Her apologies come late at night when she slips into your cot and wraps her arms around your waist.
Clexa Social Media AU Part 9/?
-Or the one where Clarke’s cool mom comes to visit, Raven is on top of everything, I give more room for secondary ships,Lexa calls Clarke cute, and a VERY happy Clarke sings a new cover song.
Tag urself I’m Smoll Rex
A Beginner’s Guide to the 100 Characters
Clarke: bisexual leader who takes care of everyone and “bears it so they dont have too.” still not ok
Bellamy: Bellamy has the most visible character development, which can be broken down into seasons- season 1: Bradbury, season 2: Bellamy, season 3: Boris; now we as a fandom like Bellamy the best, some of us miss Bradbury because of his undisguised love of Clarke and hair gel; none of us miss Boris or his handcuff kink, rip Boris.
Octavia: beautiful badass little flower who is half grounder, half skycrew and she’s so amazing even though she thinks she doesn’t have a home, imma cry
Raven: she has been through so much, I can’t even explain. but whenever she gets knocked down she always gets back again, what a woman. Lindsey Morgan deserves an emmy fyi.
Lexa: She’s the commander and she deserved better (which you know if you haven’t been living under a rock for the past month #lexadeservedbetter) pure soul, you love her even if you don’t ship clexa. cannon in love with Clarke I still cry every day
Lincoln: cinnamon roll, loves Octavia so much, thats all you need to know
Murphy: problematic fave who you will go from hating to crying “my smol son” whenever he comes on screen
Jasper: got thrown in jail for vaping basically, tries to step up then fails epically, lots of mixed feelings here
Monty: happy little bean who has recently been traumatized, helps out Jasper a lot, basically the angel of the 100, Christopher Larkin is a gift to humanity
Kane: starts out a law abiding asshole, but he recently he tried to kill the new Chancellor, hella in love with Abby, still waiting for Bellamy to slip up and call him Dad
Abby: doctor, Clarke’s mother, basically adopted Raven
Pike: hope he dies a most painful death
Jaha: somehow he hasn’t died yet? like wtf man, he pops up randomly and ruins everything
Harper: sunshine, light of my life, one of the precious few delinquents to survive so far. also recently found out her last name is MacIntyre (still not sure how to spell this)
Miller:his beanie is my life, another delinquent turned Arkadia gaurd, turned renegade
Bryan: betrays his bf then helps him escape (miller is his bf in case you didnt know)
Maya: lovely little kitten, just don’t get too attached
Emori: super cool grounder chick who Murphy is not so secretly in love with
Monroe: rip babe I miss you
Wells: the good jaha, dead, shocking I know
Ontari: rhiannon fish is super hot, but this bitch needs to go to the CoL and never return
Finn: we do not speak of him
between the lines of the red, white, and blue ⤷ a The 100 US politics alternative universe
[5|10] OCTAVIA BLAKE the (eventual) bff
She’s my best friend. I’m not the kind of person who has best friends.
Wellven Modern AU for @blakesdoitnastier and @muchmorethanaprincess
Wells goes to Ark Hospital to say goodbye to Clarke and stops by the nursery. Raven finds him there and, as she always does, she struggles to say goodbye to him.
a special thank you to @cupcakesandtv for helping me with the text!
raven: he could have waited more than 10 days
me: he actually didn’t even wait 1 day……………………….
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