❛ Life’s not fair, is it? ❜
❛ And you.. shall never see the light of another day. ❜
❛ Oh, I shall practice my curtsy. ❜
❛ I’m afraid I’m at the shallow end of the gene pool. ❜
❛ Don’t turn your back on me. ❜
❛ I wouldn’t dream of challenging you. ❜
❛ There’s one in every family. Two in mine, actually. ❜
❛ He’d make a very handsome throw rug. ❜
❛ And just think, whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him. ❜
❛ Let an old pro show you how it’s done. ❜
❛ This is so humiliating. ❜
❛ I despise guessing games. ❜
❛ Oh, goodie. ❜
❛ Yes, well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know. ❜
❛ Well, I suppose you’d have found out sooner or later, you being so clever and all. ❜
❛ I’m kind'of in the middle of a bath. ❜
❛ One day, you two are going to be married. ❜
❛ With an attitude like that, I’m afraid you’re shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king/queen indeed. ❜
❛ Right now, we are all in very real danger. ❜
❛ Danger? Hah! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. ❜
❛ Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom? ❜
❛ Hey, did we order this dinner to go? .. ‘Cause there it goes. ❜
❛ Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size? ❜
❛ I thought you were very brave. ❜
❛ You could have been killed. ❜
❛ I’m only brave when I have to be. ❜
❛ I thought I might lose you. ❜
❛ No wonder we’re dangling at the bottom of the food chain! ❜
❛ Oh, it’s just you. I was afraid it was somebody important. ❜
❛ I just hear that name and I shudder. ❜
❛ I’m surrounded by idiots. ❜
❛ Who needs a king/queen? ❜
❛ If you tell me, I’ll still act surprised. ❜
❛ You are such a naughty boy. ❜
❛ Long live the king/queen. ❜
❛ You know, having a lion around might not be such a bad idea. ❜
❛ Amateur. Lie down before you hurt yourself. ❜
❛ When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. ❜
❛ If you live with us, you’re gonna have to eat like us. ❜
❛ You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us? ❜
❛ Oh, do lighten up. ❜
❛ Why am I not loved? ❜
❛ Your timing couldn’t have been more perfect. ❜
❛ Then you have sentenced us to death. ❜
❛ Let me get this straight. You know her, she knows you, but she wants to eat him, and everybody’s okay with this? ❜
❛ I really missed you. ❜
❛ You know, you’re starting to sound like my father/mother. ❜
❛ You think you can just show up and tell me how to live my life? ❜
❛ Would you stop following me? Who are you? ❜
❛ I’m not the one who’s confused. You don’t even know who you are! ❜
❛ The past can hurt, but from the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it. ❜
❛ Remember who you are. ❜
❛ Carnivores, ugh! ❜
❛ This is my kingdom. If I don’t fight for it, who will? ❜
❛ What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? ❜
❛ If it weren’t for you he/she would still be alive. It’s your fault he/she’s dead. ❜
❛ You don’t deserve to live! ❜
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