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The nice lady who drew my blood today was named China

#I’ve also known people named Malaysia and Ireland. I don’t think any of those people were those ethnicities.#why do parents name their kids this way

One of the only upsides of having celiac is that I’m also autistic and celiac gives me a very good excuse to not eat things I don’t want to when someone offers me food. Unfortunately it does also mean I had to say no to someone offering me a chocolate croissant

#celiacs #celiac #celiac disease #celiacs disease #disability #autism #neurodivergent

Reading Dr Stone and nobody told it was this depressing. The sadness is ever present this sucks, it’s magnificent, burnt it, I love it

#it doesn’t help that I’m listening to Do I Wanna Know by Hozier #I’m at chapter 46 right now #technically I’d already read some but that was ages ago #I was like 10 or something #it was northern summer I woke up early and was sitting outside reading the first volume while watching a pale sunrise over the sea and #listening to the birds and waves #gods that was nice #dr stone #manga

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My brother and I are conlangers (we make our own languages for fun) and one time my friend greeted me with our language’s word for “hi” even though I hadn’t said that word to them in months. I started interrogating them like a spy who heard someone casually mention government secrets. Turns out they were just spouting gibberish that was coincidentally also a word

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WAS QUOTING FLAMINGO BTW

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Who is that??

Had a dream that I somehow got roped into a drag competition and when I found out I also realized I was already dressed in drag that was inspired by my cultural clothes (Native American, specifically Tsalagi) and I was like Y’know what sure I’ll take it

#tsalagi #cherokee #native american #drag queen #drag performer #dreams #one time i dreamt

Consider, a scientist character who is devoted purely to their research and seeks to achieve a sort of enlightenment by detaching themself from all worldly desires, which would lead to people putting them into the aroace stereotype of unfeeling robots who are only seen as aroace because of their devotion to their work, but in reality the scientist is envious of aroace people because they naturally don’t experience sexual or romantic attraction while the scientist is stuck with worldly desires they can never quite get rid of. Is that anything?

#I’m aroace and the amount of aroace head cannons I’ve seen purely because a character is devoted to their work is pissing me off #being devoted to your work doesn’t make you aroace it just makes you a workaholic #and also the idea that any character who doesn’t have or want worldly desieres is aroace #like we aren’t monks dude #also in this the scientist is fully unaware of the platonic yearning we’re cursed with #aroace #character concept #aromantic #asexual

Every now and then school trips come up in conversation which usually leads to the mention of how the adults would just starve my brother and I cause they didn’t wanna accommodate our disability and then people get very concerned and I have to be like no, no that’s not the point don’t worry about it I had ice cream, now back to the main topic

#they either didn’t feed us or we had to repeatedly remind them that we had to be fed before they actually fed us #and when I say repeatedly I mean like again and again for up to two hours #it wasn’t fun #luckily we knew this would happen so we’d bring a bit of food with us #unfortunately none of it was a proper meal because it’s go bad #but at least it was something #also they gave us lunch money on trips but you couldn’t pocket you had to spend it there so I’d just get as much ice cream as I could #if they were gonna starve us then I could at least have a bit of joy #celiac #celiacs

My brother and I are both known for talking weird and having relatively large vocabularies so obviously we had to play scrabble. I won by 63 points with a score of 228. Neither of us had ever played scrabble before, but it was pretty nice. Some notable words played are aubade, faux, jovial, yeet, and I almost played nix, but my bitchass brother blocked it. Also I got 35 points in one turn because I played wiz with the 10 point z placed on a 3x letter value tile. Felt nice

#scrabble #siblings #shit was fun #also we’re nerds about language so we decided to play with all words from any languages #I played nieva and he played mal #other than that it was mostly English though #it’s a harder game than you’d think

My brother and I are conlangers (we make our own languages for fun) and one time my friend greeted me with our language’s word for “hi” even though I hadn’t said that word to them in months. I started interrogating them like a spy who heard someone casually mention government secrets. Turns out they were just spouting gibberish that was coincidentally also a word

#still very startling #friends #conlang #made up language

Overall, I enjoy having titties, but sometimes I’d like to breathe without lifting weights each time

#titties #boobs #shitpost #but also for reals

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Hey good day I don’t know if you also take custom orders on crochet on here

I appreciate the interest, but my brother is the one who crochets, not me, and he’s only interested in it as a hobby to make things for himself and friends. He doesn’t post anywhere on social media and isn’t interested in taking orders from anyone he doesn’t personally know well

#crochet

My brother caries around two lopsided, pink, crochet dino plushies he made and takes them out sometimes to up morale

#we call them the academic dinos #the acadinos #dinosaur #plushies #crochet #siblings

I let my friend borrow my phone to listen to music and whatnot while I was in the shower and she apparently started scrolling my TikTok tor you page. I don’t mind at all that she did this, I think this is hilarious because I checked my recent liked posts and found that she liked several videos about fictional gay men she’s probably never heard of

#my only concern was if she even liked anything she saw #we don’t have many common interests #so it seeing what she liked was pretty entertaining #each one I found seemed exactly like something I’d like but didn’t remember any of them so it had to be her #friends

I love always talking like I’m presenting an academic paper because whenever I pull out brainrot lingo to annoy my friends it deals significantly more psych damage than it would otherwise

#it’s so much fun #I love taking stupid things seriously #friends

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@theseamonsieur is evil.

they called me a CHUD.

cancdl them oh my God oh m ygolly

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Chuddiest chudster to ever chud

I take my life advice almost exclusively from spiteful strangers’ tumblr posts because they’re actual people who have experienced hardships and can tell you the unfiltered truth of what it takes to make it through them and heal from it instead of the vaguely positive motivational quotes on classroom walls that don’t address the root of anything

#those things summon more rage than is reasonable #advice on motivational posters aren’t even that bad but the way it’s delivered is infuriating to me

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