Get me, RAY

I'm not paying you enough to type this all out for me. So be quick about it, I am the Man and I am someone who desires great power but the only that seems to be standing in my way is some punk with the greatest weapon in all of the universe in his brain. If you see this man report him to me immediately and capture him. I will not tolerate failure, do you understand? (Ask/Rp blog for the Man from Stick It To The Man)

[thesecretiveman]

"If he's dead... I'll have no choice but to laugh."

[thesecretiveman]

"Pfft, you're a total nerd! Thank goodness this is on anon or else i'd be screwed"

"Of course I am, of course I am...are all of you keeping track of this?"

[thesecretiveman]

But... But they're so adorable! You're being a total jerkbutt by keeping them all to yourselves!

"Delusional, by all standards of the word."

[thesecretiveman]

I heard a rumor that two people who work in Omega Sector 22 have been stealing some of the things housed there and selling them, how do you feel about this?

"Memory wipes."

[thesecretiveman]

Um... can I... hug one of the Agents please? They're really really cute and oh gosh

"No, they aren't being PAID to look cute, also you might be caring diseases. Therefor NO, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH THEM."

[thesecretiveman]

Hate to break it to you Man, but Ray isn't in Flathood anymore, he's gone

"Well if that's the case, then I suppose this will do well in just relieving me of those stressful headaches."

"Flatwood only really needs half of it's population to function properly anyways."

[thesecretiveman]

"It's been decided, if Ray isn't going to come out willingly, then we're going to level the place to the GROUND, or at least half of it."

[thesecretiveman]

"Did you say something? I could've sworn I heard a voice laugh.. and try to make fun of me."

"Boss, all this work might just be gettin' to your head. We didn't say anything!"

[faysethecat-deactivated20151003]

Even the Agents need comfy cozy sweaters

[thesecretiveman]

"It appears I'll have to make a few calls.. Ray seems to have gone off the map and my agents are having troubles." The Man gave in to what was lingering in his head, calling a special someone to go look out for the 'tester'. "Yes? I need all eyes out Ray Doewood, he seems to have gone missing and I will expect a FULL report if you find him, got it? Yeah, okay, okay. Perfect."

[davegreber]

Retrofuturistcavepainting

Dave Greber 2014

[thesecretiveman]

TERRIFIED RAY NOISES

AGGRESSIVE THE MAN SNARLS

[ray-doewood-deactivated20140626]

"Oh…OH NO!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[thesecretiveman]

"Oh my, seems like someone's getting a promotion tonight!"

"Now Ray, are we going to have to do this the hard way or easy way?"

[faysethecat-deactivated20151003]

I found it

The best screenshot in the game

[thesecretiveman]

"Where is Ray? Have any of you found him YET?"

"I'm really sorry boss but me and the guys have been thinking about going out for pizza later and-"

"Think? THINK?! I DO NOT PAY YOU TO THINK, and you will not be getting any pizza if you continue failing to catch Ray! Is that understood?"

"Understood sir, we'll get back to work pronto."