#raydoewood

[apiztli]

✞ because im terrible

     I'm not entirely certain if this is edible.

     I'd rather not take the chances.  I'll, however, gladly prepare them for someone else, if asked.  I aim to please when I entertain, and the most I could muster with a rather limited amount of variables to work with is a quinoa, red beets and avocado salad served with cracklings made from fat and skin.

     To be entirely honest, however, I don’t want this thing in my kitchen.

[apiztli]

㊛

     Besides the typical overcast grim sweat I’d expect from any random individual, nothing particularly stands out.  Something smells suspiciously foreign—unlike anything I’ve observed before—but that’s hardly a cause for alarm.

     I'd suggest washing your clothes more often.  Might as well smell pleasant than smell like nothing at all.

[thesecretiveman]

"Pfft, you're a total nerd! Thank goodness this is on anon or else i'd be screwed"

"Of course I am, of course I am...are all of you keeping track of this?"

[lostdragonblood]

“I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.”

Chat up my muse

Daenerys blinked at the yellow man before her. What exactly was he? He didn’t really look human to her. She wondered what the world was like that he came from, did all people there look like him? 

"Why were you staring at me?" She inquired curiously, violet eyes set on the stranger in front of her.

[thesecretiveman]

"It appears I'll have to make a few calls.. Ray seems to have gone off the map and my agents are having troubles." The Man gave in to what was lingering in his head, calling a special someone to go look out for the 'tester'. "Yes? I need all eyes out Ray Doewood, he seems to have gone missing and I will expect a FULL report if you find him, got it? Yeah, okay, okay. Perfect."

[pearlescentdancer]

"Whoa, you're like taller than my girlfriend, and she's TALL"

"Oh! Um… thank you?" She thinks that’s a compliment, at least.

[upsidedownghostman]

The spectre blinks at his outburst as it floats down in front of him, tilting its head to the side in curiosity.

"I have no desire to 'haunt' you. I am a superhero and the goal of my afterlife is righting wrongs in the world! But... I was merely curious... Are you aware that there is quite an elongated... thing, I cannot tell what it is, there is merely a strange wispy form coming from your head." It says, staring above him in confusion.