The Self Care Zone

You unlock this door with the key of self care. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... The Self Care Zone.

[theselfcarezone]

the first three words of self care are...

wow, followers, you look just like concept of doing the different twilight zone revivals properly in order instead of jumping right into the new series.  you ever think about that?  there’s a brand new series out right now, hosted by jordan friggin’ peele, and here I am trying to give you all self care advice based on episodes in chronological order.  like I’m bound by the order of events!  can you believe that, folks?  consistently going episode by episode to make self care jokes instead of taking like a million years off one episode into the eighties series!  chronology, everyone!

[theselfcarezone]

practicing some self care at disney's hollywood studios

[theselfcarezone]

If you’re reading this, The Self Care Zone has run into temporary technical difficulties, probably of a “Self Care Rod Serling's assumption that he’d get the next few episodes watched during his vacation has turned out to be incorrect” variety.  To borrow a phrase from The Self Care Limits, please stand by.

[theselfcarezone]

self care is just curious

[theselfcarezone]

self care is a self care is a nice picnic is a self caaare iiis aaaa niiiiiice

[theselfcarezone]

ruby banana walk royal political garages hair

[theselfcarezone]

self care is the last box of the cereal your kids wanted

[theselfcarezone]

self care is calling yourself on the phone

[theselfcarezone]

Price paid for self care: about thirty-five dollars.  A bit steep?  Perhaps, or perhaps not.  Because sometimes self care comes in a plastic case, and sometimes the revival you’ve never actually seen before is the one you need to care not only for yourself, but for others.  Something to consider in The Self Care Zone.

[theselfcarezone]

wanna see something that’s really self care?

[theselfcarezone]

self care is being out of classic twilight zone episodes but not wanting to end on an underwhelming episode like “the bewitchin’ pool” so you kind of flounder for a while trying to figure out what to do next

[kavan30013]

I love that little kid that was always fishing and saying howdy. Plus you know the parents are going to jail because no cop is going to believe they vanished in a swimming pool. Unless he jumps in and goes to a heavenly donut shop.

[theselfcarezone]

self care is realizing that aunt t’s full name is aunt tim hortons

[theselfcarezone]

self care is being out of classic twilight zone episodes but not wanting to end on an underwhelming episode like “the bewitchin’ pool” so you kind of flounder for a while trying to figure out what to do next

[theselfcarezone]

self care is sounding suspiciously like rocky the flying squirrel when you’re outside

[theselfcarezone]

self care is a giant balloon

[theselfcarezone]

self care is a song about how badly everything’s about to go for you

[theselfcarezone]

self care is replacing the person who’s replacing all the employees with machines with a machine

[theselfcarezone]

self care is the dead staying dead