Mr. Constantine

simple lover boy || Minor [16] || He/it ||

[theselfshippingrose]

"bad girl... bad girl... whatcha gonna do now?"

My name is Noel! This is my self-ship side blog [follow backs will come back from @nadanimatical] I try to be active here!!! (Which I've been getting better at recently)

I am a minor, please keep that in mind when you interact with me. (If I interact with you and you only want adults to interact, just block me! I try to look at profiles and see if that's the case, but can forget to!)

My f/o list is in my Card! but if you don't care about looking at the moment. I am not comfortable sharing John Constantine (DC), Luigi, and Ms.L, (Super Mario). I'm okay with being moots! I'd just like if there's a tag for me to block.

Plus would prefer for people to not refer to Constantine's canon ships around me (JohnZee / John x Zatanna) (Again, the people who ship these are cool people from experience. This is just for my own comfort!)

Proshippers/Zionist/People neutral to the literal genocide happening - Do not touch my account.

Remember to do your clicks!

[dividers by @sister-lucifer]

[nanamisbakery]

Shout out to sensitive self shippers! Your f/o is going to be so gentle with you

[dormantshipping]

What would your F/O and/or S/I be like in Good End, Neutral End and Bad End scenarios? Would they have completely changed as people depending on the scenario? How different would their lives, goals and attitudes be?

[theselfshippingrose]

Immmmm boreddddddd . I’ll do this with Dan and my S/I North. From the big look outside game. Major spoilers . For fun . Of course

Good ending : Post-Promise ending where Dan’s (and North’s . In this little hypothetical) side quest is completed. Dan is happier with himself and focuses on putting others before himself. And North learns how to deal with his paranoia, getting out of his comfort zone . They’re very happy together and obviously very close to Sam. He may as well officiate the fucking wedding dude (They’re not the marriage kind however.)

Denial can also be counted in this ? But we don’t get an epilogue for the party members no matter what quests you do. Maybe e if you do their quest and get it they’ll still just be really happy together , just Sam is less involved ? I guess ? I don’t knowwwwww

Neutral ending: Post-promise without their quests being done. Dan is back on his bullshit, North lives with Sam and is a recluse out of fear. They’re happy? Feels more like stagnant. Dan is one of Sam’s roommates at this point and no one says anything. This“no going back” ending also counts where the human population being under 50% and them just having to . Deal . With this apocalyptic reality.

Alternate one for Cursed (well . Further along for one) Angler North and Same ol’ Dan. They’re probably just monsters together. North finds people to extract bone marrow for his partner, so . Wholesome ? I guess ?

A lot of look outside endings actually count for this one .

Bad ending: so like this could be a lot of things. But my main idea is Same ol’ dan accidentally killing North because that dude has no self control. Getting way too excited to eat bone marrow. I don’t know why it’s specifically bone marrow. or Angler North accidentally killing Dan. He’s basically has an animal be his main body and he can’t control what that guy does. If that thing decides Dan was tasty he could do nothing about it.

Some other ideas could be the various ways Sam can just kick these one of these guys out and (probably) kill them. As they’re probably mutually pining for eachother through those 15 days. they will never know the other felt the same way . Yummers ! Some of the more sinister look outside endings also count, where they’re both probably just dead.

[hearts4mine]

The EVIL mcsm SelfShip .

Oouhhhh .

[kruxband]

imagine sharing a really really *really* good dessert with your F/O(s). a nice chewy cookie, a warm gooey brownie, an ice cream sundae with your favorite flavors, a soft slice of cake, any yummy dessert you can think of that you'd enjoy :D

[wonderland-in-gotham]

very specific scenario with a rogue f/o: you working at that superbabes restaurant from batman and harley quinn, and wearing one of those fanservicey outfits but of your f/o as part of the job. everything's...okay, as well as it could be when working at the gotham version of hooters you guess

until the very said rogue you're having to cosplay as stumbles onto the restaurant one day and sees you through the windows.

[theselfshippingrose]

I kinda hate how uncomfortable I am with any Yell.ow or Bl.ue ship that isn’t blellow

[theselfshippingrose]

Or with ten.na . I think that’s because I’m a ten.na kin .

I hate how uncomfortable I am with a lot of things

[theselfshippingrose]

I kinda hate how uncomfortable I am with any Yell.ow or Bl.ue ship that isn’t blellow

[witheringinthehospital]

"imagine f/o taking care of u" "imagine ur s/o helping u after a nightmare" UNO REVERSE !!!

Have a traumatized s/o? Imagine helping them through flashbacks, nightmares and memories. Maybe you take care of them when regressed or maybe you just sit there, your presence enough to calm the storm in their head.

[theselfshippingrose]

I NEED THAT DANCER I NEED THAT COWBOY I NEED THA

[softshipping]

Imagine your F/O(s) leaving small, thoughtful gifts for you to find on the daily. Finding your favorite cupcakes in the kitchen, a heartfelt note on your desk or maybe a warm blanket waiting for you on the couch after mentioning you were cold.

proshippers, variants, neutral and rpf dni, thank you.

[orbitaldreams]

Hi hi!! It's the anon who requested the depressed s/i and I'm back with something a lot more wholesome!

Perhaps an extroverted, yapper f/o x an introverted, listener s/i imagines?

Hope you have a fantastic day/night or wherever you are in the world!

yapper f/o × listener s/i

extroverted f/o who always makes sure you are not overwhelmed during social gatherings, and if you do get overwhelmed they'll bring you to a more secluded space where you can enjoy their company without big crowds

f/o who lets you fall asleep as they talk. maybe they are mindlessly massaging your scalp or hugging you by their side, as they talk about something that intrigues you, but your drowsiness is stronger. it may take them a few minutes to realize you've comfortably fallen asleep near them, simply because their voice is so calming to you

f/o who doesn't mind being the one who does the talking if you don't feel like speaking

"they asked for no pickles" f/o × s/i who asked for no pickles... /silly

f/o loves it whenever you decide to talk, whether it's about yourself or some of your interests; they always pay so much attention to you. they claim that you pay the same amount of attention to them, you may just not be aware of it...

[theselfshippingrose]

Reading a b.lellow fanfic (my loves ! Aww !) and yellow’s thoughts start getting too personal so I lowkey just lay in bed staring at the ceiling for an hour

[theselfshippingrose]

so you said to shoot you if you selfshipped with tenna... shall i fire the gun?

ITS OVER. SHOOT ME !!!! FIRE!!!!!!.!.!.! ITS DONE

[nonhumanselfship]

I am m bumping my antlers against my f/os . PET ME . Do it NOW w

^_^

[frogshipping]

If your f/o is famous in their universe, imagine going to a store and finding merch of them! How do you react upon finding it, and how do they feel? Do you buy anything, even if they protest or act flustered about it?

If you or your s/i are the famous one, imagine your f/o's reaction to finding merch of you!

Proship + variants DNI

[harestamouree]

˚₊۶ৎ˙⋆ — a little question for any yume/selfshipper, is (one of) your f/o who come from the 50-80s ? who are they and what media they come from ? what is the role they are in ? ꜀(^. . ^꜀ )੭ .ᐟ.ᐟ