Trust Me, I’m Not Here

If you see me liking things, no you don’t. Elfie. 29. INTP. Witch. Bisexual beauty queen. Author. Cosmetologist. Alive. Ahaha. Fuck.

[elivanto]

“The physicality of Kylo I’m very protective over”—Adam Driver

[jodiefoster]

2016

i’ve mcfreaking had it

[nikasholistic]

Celebrate being a writer. Celebrate your stories, your characters, and the wildest concepts of your imagination. We spend too much time beating ourselves up, criticizing our writing, pointing out mistakes and weaknesses. It’s time to become proud of your writing. Even if you think it sucks, I promise, it’s good enough, it’s beautiful. You can always become a better writer, but you don’t do this by bringing yourself down.

[hiddleston-daily]

Loki series | Episode 1 Glorious Purpose

[hashbrownswift]

jake gyllenhaal didn’t get the part?

[tonyshoodie]

LOKI + BEING CHAOTICALLY ADORABLE in LOKI        bonus:

[rhettroblues]

You weren’t born to be king, Loki. You were born to cause pain and suffering and death. That’s how it is, that’s how it was, that’s how it will be. Loki 1x01 | Glorious Purpose

[rylandsgrace]

👀

[greelin]

“i don’t understand how you just get so much stuff done under pressure and like don’t freak out” i just go into autopilot bro like i genuinely do not know what happens in high volume situations. i let my body deal with that shit. not for me

[greelin]

if you completely block off a whole portion of your mind you’ll find that it is actually quite peaceful and you can move very fast, almost ungodly so, and achieve a lot while feeling absolutely nothing

[greelin]

i have been informed that this is not how normal people process and handle stress.… . dam that shit’s crazy. sorry y’all have to deal with it in like a rational healthy way

[wumblr]

"they" didn't identify the zodiac killer "a group of senile retired cops" just made a public embarrassment of themselves

[kenloganroy]

Tony Stark: I don’t want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Also Tony: 

[houseofwax2005-deactivated20220]

i hope they drop the mario trailer and chris pratt doesn’t use an accent at all and it throws the internet in such a tizzy that the execs force pratt back into the booth to redub the entire movie and hammer out a terrible italian accent in the smallest time frame possible

[glowpop]

women write men with so much nuance and care and more dimension than most men in real life will ever have and men write women like they’ve never spoken to a woman in their entire life 

[funnysnake2019]

easy on the misandry, shawty.

[glowpop]

what on god’s green earth did you just say to me

[gunaerystargarygun]

i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

[gunaerystargarygun]

And whata fucking bout it? Who gives a fuck? Does it hurt you, does it break into your home and steal your meemaw’s ashes? Does it spit on your holy symbol? No? Then shut the fuck up

[natasharomanovf]

6K CELEBRATION ☆ URL edit for @stevesnailbat

[katestewartt]

Loki, Prince of Asgard

[draculcid]

he’s not lying though :-)