that honey whiskeys kickin

25 😘, 18+ only - she/her - this blog is for me to scroll through when im horny - guilty of reading fanfic for fandoms i am not in bc the recs are good

[homoidiotic]

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

[bey]

i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that are sweet to me

[ametristee]

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

[tattooed-freckles]

I’m not really hard to please, I like neck kisses and pizza.

[lickmywounds-deactivated2025120]

Sorry I moaned when you opened your knife. It will happen again.

[tenebrobscuro]

The first simulated image of a black hole was calculated with an IBM 7040 computer using 1960 punch cards and hand-plotted by French astrophysicist Jean-Pierre Luminet in 1978.

[str-ngeloop]

the romance of hand-plotting. this guy looked at the numbers and drew each of those dots manually, and the image emerged. we can only imagine how he felt

[ace-bug-trainer-cj]

I am wildly more obsessed with this than I expected to be

[rabbitindisguise]

Color By Numbers but the original artist is the sky itself

[empty-sigh]

groaning “god I’ve missed you” while watching it disappear inside you

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

[narcissistcookbook]

these hips don't lie, and those hips don't tell the truth. how do you navigate out of this labyrinth

[kienava]

(via @craftycrab)

[kendymaycry]

when you’re whining and about how deep his cock is and each thrust is practically knocking the wind out of you yet somehow he can find more space to go even deeper plunging so deep inside of you that it really does steal your breath completely

[monstersflashlight]

Hyperactive werewolf boyfriend that can't help himself following you around the house in hopes of getting some enrichment. You are tempted to throw him a ball, but that would be rude...

So you hide your dirty panties and leave him to find them. You see him sniffling around the house while you do some chores around the house, smiling every time he walks past you.

You should have known better...

Because when he gets restless, he would rather look for the source of the smell than some flimsy fabric hidden away.

That's why landry was never done and your werewolf boyfriend discovers a new favorite stim-toy... your clit.

[roua-poemului]

“We spoke all night in tongues, in fingertips, in teeth.”

— Robert Hass, from “Spring,” Field Guide, The Apple Trees at Olema.

[bigsadbison]

daydreaming about being balls deep in a sweet lil thing, my hand wrapped around their throat, stretching them out nice and deep, listening to them pant and whine as I tease "you really needed this dick, huh?"

[b1ting]

morning sex? good morning mating press? morning back to back creampies no pulling out? please?

[takaholic]

Him lying prone on the bed, desperately humping his throbbing cock against the mattress, fists gripping the sheets, the tip of his tongue resting on his bottom lip, perhaps drooling a little bit as he pants and whines at the fantasy of lapping up your pussy

[dykedysphemism]

i really need to watch my girl humping a pillow desperately while she’s whimpering my name. thrusts starting out slow and shy before they become frantic, so needy and pathetic, leaking all over the pillow and whining because it’s not me.

[drpebberlover]