I HATE GEOGRAPHY CLASS SO MUCH LIKE OMFG. IT'S NOT ABOUT THE SUBJECT BUT THE TEACHER. HER NAME IS ะะธัะฐะฝะฐ (Ljiljana) but everyone just calls her ะงัะฟะบะฐ (ฤupka) for the sake of my sanity and not switching the keyboard to Serbian every 5 seconds I will refer to her as Cupka. ANYWAYS. Cupka is like a local celebrity. Except EVERYONE. Hates her, her name is spoken with fear and hatered amongst the residents of my small ass town, every now and then she gets jumped by an angry parent or student. Now, time for MY absolute BEEF with that hellspawn of a woman. First day of middle school, we didn't get an introduction, not even a hello. We just got greeted with a test and a 50 year old woman who reeks of court proceedings and child abuse. From that day on we understood, we understood the rumors, the things our upperclassmen warned us about. When she approaches the class from the teachers lounge we all need to line up against the wall in a perfect line, without making a sound and wait for her to open the door and let us into the classroom like we're in fucking boot camp and she's our drill Sargent, at that point the only difference between a church/monastery and her classroom is that churches and ministries are places of holiness and salvation, meanwhile her classroom is a place of fear and dispair. Everyone prays while entering, no matter your religion, you pray. You pray with all your might to every god out there, begging that she doesn't unleash her wrath upon you. Time skip to 7th grade, that's when my PERSONAL beef starts with her. First off she kept yapping and threatening to call THE FUCKING POLICE ON MY CLASS because we wore "too much perfume" ... Tf are the cops going to do?? Spray us down with a water hose? Like?? Tf?? ALSO. When we got done learning about Japan she called me to come up to the map and began quizzing me. I was expecting some normal shit like, the bioms, mountains, population, climste, ect... The bitch goes "What ores are exploited in Japan?" Bitch I don't even think your average Japanese person knows that, LET ALONE ME. I just stare quetly, she asks the next question "what's the birth rate and fatality rate in Japan and how many people is there per square kilometer? "... I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. and her final question was about the highest mountain in Japan and I didn't know cuz I didn't study but ANYWAYS. she gives me a 1 (F) AND 2 FUCKING DAYS LATER WHEN I HAVE GEOGRAPHY AGAIN THAT WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO QUIZZ ME AGAIN AND SHE GAVE ME ANOTHER FUCKING 1. TWO CLASSES IN A FUCKING ROW. WOMAN. YOU CAN CHOOSE ANYONE FROM THE 27 PEOPLE IN MY CLASS. BUT NO NO NO NO NO. IT HAS TO BE FUCKING ME 2 TIMES IN A FUCKING ROW. Anyways, a few months after that I asked her if she's going to quizz us next class. The bitch proceeded to go on a 10 minute rant on how she is in ZERO legal obligation to tell me, spent 15 minutes reading the whole grading criteria out loud for me and proceeded to read parts of the law where it says that she isn't obligated to tell me. ... THIS BITCH ISN'T FUCKING REAL. Anyways at the end of the school year while I was FIGHTING for a 2 (D) and for her not to fail me because I skipped 30% of her classes (we don't talk about that) I asked her what I should study to fix my grade. SHE JUST REFUSED TO TELL ME. "You already know what you need to study, why in God's name would I tell you what to study?" MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE THE FUCKING TEACHER. ISTG SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN. Btw this was a very brief timeline SO MUCH MORE HAPPENED this is just what I remembered from the top of my head lol
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