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Tomorrow, you will have already gotten through one-sixth of the year! What are you doing with your life?

Panda’s AP Stat teacher

#...SOMEWHAT ALIVE?#NOT REALLY #Panda is currently dying in AP hell so yeah #All is good #I guess.

Cold War Debates

Classmate 1: Why couldn't the US give Nationalist China better military support and aid them with troops?

Classmate 2: It was too far away.

A List of What My Physics Class Says

“My lotion is so...moist.”

“Why are you giving me tape?” “Why are you asking why my lotion is moist?”

“Did you know that philosopher means lover of knowledge? I find it beautiful :D” “I think you need to shut up”

“Her name was Mrs...Computer Teacher.”

“What is that?” “A penguin”

“THAT’S NOT A PENGUIN”

“THAT’S A DEMENTED MINION”

“WHAT IS ON THE BOARD?” “A PENGUIN!” “THAT IS A LITERAL DEMON”

“It’s ice cream!” “It’s poop in a cone.”

“I’d rather have a tag than a mustard stain.”

“It was a guy falling in love with a girl.” *teacher erases girl’s eyes* “Now it’s a guy falling in love with a girl without eyes.”

“Let’s just go over this so we can end this mess today.” *bell rings*

#This happened all in one day #we need help #physics #class #demented penguins #poop in a cone #moist lotion #our funny school stories

Sorry

Admin Sherlock here to fill you in. While we love posting, we do not love the time that school takes out of our life. We started this in middle school and Panda and I have progressed vigorously to the point where we are taking AP Chemistry next year, and I'm sure as heck we'll have a lot to say about that. Be patient and wish us luck. <3

#sherlock wants to play charades with this #my friends and i agree #hey we're alive!#paraphiloas #charades #sherlock wants me to use more tags #so yeah #taggy tag tag #hehehe

Dissecting pigs with Sherlock! :D

#pigs #dissection #sorry piggie :(

Dissected a pig with Sherlock today.

#dissection #pig #sorry pig

Sherlock: I AM STRESSED AND DRINKING MY THIRD JAR OF MILK

Panda: Who drinks jars of milk? Like jars? Really?

Sherlock: *send a picture of a jar of milk*

Panda: WTF

#jars of milk

Me: How does a fluid mosaic membrane work?

Friend: There's phospholipids that are like "WHEEE IM A PHOSPHOLIPID AND ALL FLUIDY YIPEEE" and then the proteins are "I AM AS STILL AS A STONE. I SHALL NEVER LEAVE THIS SPOT"

#for those of you who suck at biology like I do

Admin Sherlock

Its been a long summer for both of us. In the life of Sherlock and Panda, there has been a change. A change for the worse. We are in an English class... The same English class, but minus the fun. We will still be updating but less literacy related.

Why must school kill my eraser in less than 3 weeks...

#sorry eraser #you were awesome

Hello! Admin Panda here to reassure you all and say that we both are indeed alive, just really busy with this terrifying thing called school. So don't worry—we're busy, not dead.

#admin note

Friend: I don't need a locker!

Me: Sure. Because putting your books in your band cubby when you're not allowed to is certainly a reason why you don't need a locker.

#facepalm #my friend if you see this I'm sorry but it's true #the locker is there to store your books safely #a band cubby is for instruments #and we're not supposed to have books in there #again sorry if you see this #update: so you have PERMISSION now do you? because you never go to where your locker is?#how do you know where it is if you don't know where it is in the first place?#they're only TYPICALLY where you think #whatever run your life in whatever way #for the third time: sorry if you ever do see this

"I think it would be a lot more fun to write an essay on what we have done in literacy so far than on To Kill a Mockingbird."

--Random classmate

#see this is why we should just have stuff like writing prompts instead of book reading work for summer honework #they're a lot more fun than reading and stuff

A National Celebration

Happy 4th of July kiddos. May it be filled with joy and sensory overloading red, white, and blue.

~Admins Panda and Sherlock

How Much Does Being an 'UH' Pay?

Since today was the last day my literacy teacher was going to see us, she gave all of us goodbye hugs. So my friend said that when she hugged her, our teacher said, "You're going to be so...uh!"

And once my friend finished telling the story, she said, "So someday I'm going to be an 'uh'. How much does being an 'uh' pay?"

~Admin Panda

#it's a very high paying job

Word Prompt #1

Another installment kiddos, to kick our summers off!

minature

platypus

snacking

rope

ugly

John

drawing

blue

pineapple

kitten

blogging

bubbles

Harry Styles

doorknob

dancing

adorable

choke

weave

shiny

tall

fragile

sleep

giraffe

Enjoy!

~Admin Panda

#word prompts

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