TheShitBeetles Official

✨chaos✨

[theshitbeetles]

Welcome underlings

We are chaos. We are here. We are queer. We are groot. We are theshitbeetles.

Hello.

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[dangnabbitsonnyjim]

[personification-of-anxiety]

[useless-switzerlandfacts]

What Ueli Maurer did before becoming Bundesrat:

Pretending to never lie

Crack

Hang out with furries, while performing satanic rituals

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[theshitbeetles]

bundesrat as banned tags

Alain Berset #bald #daddy #thicc

Simonetta Sommaruga #high heels #ladiesblr #peep

Ignazio Cassis #armpits #beta male #sub #butt (ons)

Guy Parmelin #milf #alt right #big

Ueli Maurer #brunette #holes #racism

Karin Keller-Sutter #ACAB #handcuffs #crying

Viola Amherd #injury #hard #over 18

Roger Federer #feeder #balls #hips

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Arcane characters and their number of braincells part 2

Ambessa: 5

Howl: 499, he used to have 503.5, but he gave some to Ambessa

Jayce: -4, sucks up other peoples braincells. HE doesn’t even use them, they just ✨disappear✨

Caitlyn: 3, but none when Vi is around

Sevika: 232, sometimes shares with others

Ekko: 4, at least one is always used to make sure he doesn’t fall

Hummerdonger: 2, uses them at all times to make himeslf seem like he has like 800

Mel: 5, used to have 7 but then JAyce sucked them up

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[dangnabbitsonnyjim]

[personification-of-anxiety]

[theshitbeetles]

singed and ambessa simply ✨do not laugh✨

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[theshitbeetles]

[theshitbeetles]

the new and improved jilco

[theshitbeetles]

Arcane characters and their number of braincells part 2

Ambessa: 5

Howl: 499, he used to have 503.5, but he gave some to Ambessa

Jayce: -4, sucks up other peoples braincells. HE doesn’t even use them, they just ✨disappear✨

Caitlyn: 3, but none when Vi is around

Sevika: 232, sometimes shares with others

Ekko: 4, at least one is always used to make sure he doesn’t fall

Hummerdonger: 2, uses them at all times to make himeslf seem like he has like 800

Mel: 5, used to have 7 but then JAyce sucked them up

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arcane characters and their braincell count part 1

Singed: 5, but most of them are being used to keep the mutation alive at any given time.

Marcus: 1, occupied with his daughter at all times. He used to have more, but they died with Grayson

Jinx: 2, but she doesn’t usually use them, they’re overwritten by Milo, Claggor and co.

Vi: 1, except when Caitlyn is around

Viktor: 7, but none of them are concerned with self preservation (that’s why he works with Jayce)

Silco: 3, they’re just slightly infected

Vander: 4, one for each kid

[theshitbeetles]

bundesrat as banned tags

Alain Berset #bald #daddy #thicc

Simonetta Sommaruga #high heels #ladiesblr #peep

Ignazio Cassis #armpits #beta male #sub #butt (ons)

Guy Parmelin #milf #alt right #big

Ueli Maurer #brunette #holes #racism

Karin Keller-Sutter #ACAB #handcuffs #crying

Viola Amherd #injury #hard #over 18

Roger Federer #feeder #balls #hips

[bebx]

the way I adore this man

[ask-jiinxx]

Jiinx, Ik you dont like caitlyn BUT imadethisandhavenobodytoshareitwith<3

I admit, that’s kinda funny

[bebx]

down bad