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Someday we'll get to see his bare ass

honeyginsen

why did they do that. ok. why. hello. zero straight explanation and everyone knows it. can you guys just fuck each other already. jesus.

hashly79

krossen

Bohemian Ricky?

krossen

he lit 3 ciggarettes while listening to this song and thinking of julien but i dont blame him cause same

krossen

behind the glasses he's in his feelings 😔😔

krossen

His holding on to that drink like his life depends on it …

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hilsonologist

whatever you say princess

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god i miss tiktok

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i have a fic request for whenever ur bored 👉👈

ricky/jules: face sitting/deepthroat with julian in a skirt…maybe ricky saw that podcast clip and begged julian to wear a skirt and let him go to town on him 🫢

Fuckkk just the image of that alone is so hot I love it 🥵. I'm always eager to write please feel to DM me with any ideas anytime because there's hardly anything out there for the Ricky/Jules ship and these two sexy Canadians need some more worshipping and fics written about them 🩷

*NSFW TRAILER PARK BOYS RICKY/JULES SMUT FAN FICTION*

"Mini Skirt"

Ricky had recently watched the episode of Shootin The Shit on Swearnet where Julian was a guest and he couldn't help but pick up on Julian's comment about how if he went to the grocery store he'd wear a skirt everytime just to shoplift meat and that he was considering doing so.

Just the lascivious image itself of someone as hunky and manly as Julian wearing a mini skirt sent a ripple of desire straight to Ricky's cock making him feel insanely turned on, the way Julian said it so calmly and casually and how comfortable and secure he was with his masculinity and identity as a man to say those words with ease were simply put delicious.

Julian was a man who wore the same outfit every day, usual black tshirt jeans and shades, the only thing he changed every now and then were his hats and caps he'd never even worn shorts not in his 50 something years let alone something as sexy and revealing as a skirt.

Ricky had masturbated every day that week vividly picturing Julian in a dark mini skirt, no shirt on, standing in his bedroom with Ricky on the other side of a door that was open just a tiny crack and Julian slowly lifting the skirt up at a torturous teasing pace like it was a strip show. His baby blues staring down at his big fingers curled underneath the small thin edge of the skirt lifting it up entincingly but occassionally looking up to catch Ricky's gaze, almost pretending he didn't know Ricky was watching him like a voyeur, each lift revealing more flesh getting closer to eventually exposing his penis with a sultry smug half smile on his face. The second he revealed his fat erect dick which Ricky had seen, sucked and been fucked by a million times so he knew every inch of it Ricky would come all over himself in a frenzied oozy mess, white sperm exploding all over his hand, fingers and wrist at the elegantly beautiful yet debacherous fantasy. Enough was enough Ricky desperately needed to make this fantasy become a reality, he needed to see the well built man in a mini skirt.

Ricky suggested it and at first Julian was hesitant to do it not because he didn't want to but because he wanted to see Ricky plead, the way he was so nervous about asking him that he kept fucking up his words and the way he could tell Ricky was titilated at the idea pleased Julian a lot and he was only too happy to do it as a reward for how much he begged.

Ricky sat in Julian's bedroom which unlike Ricky's was tidy and clean he was on a bed that had dark navy blue sheets and had been waiting for what felt like an eternity, he was wearing his black and white houndstooth shirt and track pants tapping his foot impatiently against the brown laminate flooring buzzing with excitement and anticipation at what was going to happen next.

Julian walked in wearing a black mini pleated skirt and the second Ricky was greeted by the stunning sight blood engorged his cock and arousal sparked up inside him like a fire had been ignited, his eyes went huge and his jaw nearly hit the floor. The skirt was so short that it seemed to be miles up from his knees and was barely covering Julian's arse and his balls and nude coloured dick were droopily hanging below the hemline half on show in an explicit graphic manner.

He had on his black shirt, dark shades and black cap so half of him still looked like the usual Julian Ricky was used to seeing. He moved closer to Ricky as he looked up at him like a swooning admirer, Julian couldn't contain the satisfied devilish grin that spread on his black goatee as he looked down noticing Ricky's cheeks had gone red like cherries. He let Ricky touch the skirt feeling and letting his fingers wander up a straight line on one of the crimped folds until he reached his firm yet soft tummy where a small fat roll hung just over the waistband.

Ricky felt like he'd died and gone to heaven, it looked better than in his imagination, getting to see it inches away from his face was an absolute delight, the way the black feminine fabric flowed on his thick sinewy thighs that he like everything else with his body worked so hard on and how well it complimented them made Ricky feel drunk with lust. Ricky's sea blue eyes were lit up with wonder he was grinning ear to ear like he was the happiest man in the world and in that moment it truly felt like he was. Julian looked down through his sunglasses feeling even more smug and triumphant because Ricky couldn't even utter words with how horny and enraptured he was.

“You like what you see Rick?” Julian silkily teased as Ricky's eyes hungrily wandered up and down.

“Fucking right I do” Ricky replied with a deep lustful voice. “Jesus you look so fuckin’ hot Jules” He let out that sexy dirty husky laugh as his hands travelled up Julian's meaty thighs and snaked round to his arse cheeks which he aggressively squeezed like Julian's arse was his property. This made Julian hard and turned the skirt into an obvious pointed tent between his legs.

He let himself get a good greedy grope of his toned yet fat arse cheeks, his cock pulsating, whispering under his breath the bewitched and tantalised words “oh fuck” “wow” and “this is so fucking hot” appreciating every stitch of the skirt and every inch of Julian wearing it.

Julian removed his shades revealing pretty blue eyes under the black cap then gently straddled Ricky's lap almost like he was going to fuck cowgirl style and he leaned down to passionately kiss him. Julian had lost a little weight over the last few years but he was still a bulky man and his 6' 1" frame felt quite heavy on Ricky’s lap but he didn't care as he kissed him back his left hand wrapped around the small of his back and his other hand slid up Julian's left arse cheek his fingers brushing against the slit of his arse crack until his hand rested just underneath the waistband of the skirt feeling the soft fabric on his hand and the warmth of Julian’s skin.

Julian held Ricky's face in his hands both of them relishing the sublime brush of each other's beards, their hairs tickling and grazing against their skin. Julian broke away from the kiss briefly to catch his breath with a small rope of Ricky's saliva falling on his dark facial hair.

“Tell me what you want Rick” Julian seductively cooed. Ricky looked up at him with almost carnal feral eyes like he'd been completely possessed by lust and want and Julian's words were the cause.

“I want you to fuck my throat and ride my face like the little slut you are Jules,” Ricky commanded in an aroused yet firm tone fiercely slapping his right butt cheek so loud it made an obscene clap noise. “But you gotta keep this pretty little skirt of yours on”

Julian got off Ricky's lap as Ricky laid flat back on the bed resting against the plump white pillows eager and waiting smiling in the most sleazy and exhilarated way.

Julian got on the bed mounting Ricky's chest then turned around in reverse cowgirl position as he shuffled back on his knees until Ricky's face was buried in the skin of his arse and Julian's aching hard cock was rubbing up against the side of Ricky's face, the skirt was like a blanket over Ricky's head and he was cloaked in blackness. Julian rose giving him a brief glimpse of light but slowly came down as he positioned his cock into Ricky's open mouth and let it dip down into the warm welcoming hole until he was so deep in Ricky's mouth and throat his penis had been completely swallowed by it. Julian was on his knees with Ricky underneath him legs side by side of his chest, full weight on him, he very cautiously began to undulate against his face and move his cock up and down, feeling the divine bushiness of Ricky's beard tickling his inner thighs and arse.

He heard a muffled evil laugh rumble up Ricky's throat and vibrate through his shaft at how much he was enjoying Julian sitting on his face like a cheap pornstar. His mouth and throat completely bursting with cock, Julian felt it exquisitely slide up and down Ricky's throat as he began to moan under his breath at the addictive velvety feeling beneath him.

Ricky was gifted with the art of deepthroating it came easily to him as oral sex was always something he prided himself on and knew how to do well. He had both hands on Julian's arse cheeks lifting them up to help glide his dick in and out of his mouth as if it was a tight wet pussy or Ricky's arsehole. It almost looked like he was bench pressing him.

He was struggling to breathe through his nose and his chest with Sexian's full body weight and the skirt was making his face hot and hard for him to see but the pleased manly noises that were escaping from Julian that he could just about make out through the material was worth it. Julian bit down hard on his black goatee and moaned lewdly relishing the exquisite feeling.

He slowly gyrated his hips feeling his nose rub up against his fleshy pink perineum line which Ricky detected the faint fragrant hint of the shower gel he'd washed himself with earlier that day, Julian's thighs kept tensing and he could feel how close he was to coming in the pit of his groin as he picked up the pace and fucked Ricky's well aged face in the pretty girly little skirt.

After a while Ricky gave up lifting him up and down on his face and he let Julian take over as he erotically grinded against his face practically suffocating him with his dick and backside. Ricky couldn't help but give into the mannish urge to slap Julian's clothed arse to remind him what a little slut he was as his lips were clamped around the bulging sensitive fat length that was halfway down his throat, wanting to drain every drop of come from the muscular Canadian's balls.

Julian's thighs shook and he let out even louder pleasurable moans and cries, his testicles which were being squashed on Ricky’s chin ached and longed for sweet release, his throbbing cock that was nestled in Ricky's mouth and heavenly throat was desperate to relieve itself in the spongy warm tunnel and soft tight lips. His eyebrows curled together, his handsome face scrunched up, his hands violently clutched onto the sides of the skirt for some sense of control as he felt his body dissolve into pleasure, the waves of his orgasm were so powerful and so weakening for such a strong sturdy man, shooting up his groin like bolts of lightning making the muscles in his thighs flex even harder.

His hips stuttered and he let out masculine groans as he struggled to keep up a rhythm with humping Ricky's face and he came to a stop because he couldn't take it anymore his body trembled his eyes rolled back in his skull and his deep voice erupted in loud satisfied sounds of “AH HOH! HOOHH! OOOHHHH! OHHHH! OHH! HMM, MMMM, HM” come gushed from his cock in salty thick squirts, drowning Ricky's mouth and throat in it so much it made him briefly choke as he gratefully swallowed it all down. Ricky felt his shaft twitch and release more semen from the slit while Julian let out a shuddery sob and his face was screwed up in a wince looking like he was in agonising pain but he wasn't he was in pure orgasmic bliss, his body kept spasming involuntarily.

After a couple of minutes he feebly climbed off Ricky and collapsed next to him on the bed, Ricky was impressed how his hat had managed to stay on as he looked over at him his tongue and teeth smeared in bitter bodily fluids and he noticed Julian was laying on his back his chest slowly rising up and down with a post orgasm fucked out look on his tired face. Ricky rolled over and sweetly stroked the skirt with the tips of his fingers.

“Hmm, you should keep this skirt Jules,” Ricky purred appreciatively as he affectionately stroked his sore inner thigh and catching the crumpled up skirt on the corner of his thumb. “Maybe you should wear it more often it looks so good on you” Julian couldn't speak as he felt himself drift off into a relaxing warm slumber while Ricky cuddled up next to him.