DECEPTICON PUBLIC RELATIONS

USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE SITE: PURPOSE: DECEPTICON PUBLIC RELATIONS

[thesilentspectre]

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[thesilentspectre]

It seems like you use masculine words in human language. Do you feel any sort of connection with the concept of a man?

CYBERTRONIANS: DO NOT HAVE EARTH-EQUIVALENT SEXES; GENDER CATEGORIES. IN CYBEX: MANY TERMS EXIST WITH: NO EARTH-EQUIVALENT.

HOWEVER: MOST CYBERTRONIANS: POSSESS NATURALLY LOWER VOCAL RANGES. HUMANS: TYPICALLY USE "MASCULINE" PRONOUNS FOR: THOSE WITH LOWER VOCAL RANGES. MANY CYBERTRONIANS: UPON COMING INTO CONTACT WITH: HUMANS: REFERRED TO WITH "MASCULINE" PRONOUNS FOR THIS REASON.

MOST CYBERTRONIANS: NOT PARTICULARLY CONCERNED WITH: PRONOUNS USED BY HUMANS FOR THEM; SOMETIMES ADOPT RELATED TERMS FOR: THEMSELVES. USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: FALLS INTO THIS CATEGORY.

HOWEVER: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE; AS WELL AS: MOST CYBERTRONIANS: DO NOT FEEL CONNECTION WITH HUMAN GENDER CATEGORIES.

[thesilentspectre]

So. . . what do you think of humans, Soundwave?

IN COMBAT: CYBERTRONIAN: SUPERIOR; HOWEVER: COMBAT: NOT ACCURATE MEASURE OF COMPARISON.

HUMANS: ADMIRABLE FOR: RESILIENCE; INNOVATIVENESS; TENACITY. WHILE: CYBERTRONIAN LIFESPAN: ALLOWS CYBERTRONIANS: MANY ADVANTAGES; HUMANS: DUE TO MORTALITY: OFTEN: ENACT RADICAL CHANGES MORE RAPIDLY. ADDITIONALLY: HUMANS: FAR MORE WILLING TO CHANGE; IMPROVE LIVES OF OTHERS.

UNFORTUNATELY: HUMANS: OFTEN HINDRANCE TO: CYBERTRONIANS. OTHERWISE: BELIEF: OF: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: ALLYSHIP: WOULD BE BENEFICIAL.

HOWEVER: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: AWARE THAT: VIEWS: NOT SHARED BY: MOST CYBERTRONIANS.

[thesilentspectre]

Have you and the symbiotes ever been spotted by humans when you visit all those national parks?

AFFIRMATIVE. AFTER MANY TRIPS UNENCOUNTERED: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: GREW…CARELESS. TIME PERIOD: EARLY CYLES ON EARTH; REGRETTABLE MISTAKE.

UNFORTUNATELY: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE; SYMBIONTS: ENCOUNTERED HUMANS EVENTUALLY. HUMANS: SMART ENOUGH TO: STAY OUT OF SIGHT; NOT SMART ENOUGH TO: REFRAIN FROM: ATTEMPTING TO: SHARE INCIDENT ONLINE. USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: PROMPTLY DELETED FILES UPLOADED BY: HUMAN OBSERVERS FROM: “INTERNET FORUMS” AS SOON AS: ALERTED OF THEIR EXISTENCE.

SINCE: INCIDENT: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: LIMITS SUCH EXCURSIONS TO: PLANETARY NIGHT CYLE.

[thesilentspectre]

Is lord megatron more personal to you than a respected leader? Is he your friend?

QUERY: RESPONSE: COMPLICATED.

LORD MEGATRON; USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: EVENLY MATCHED IN PROWESS. THIS FACT: INSTRUMENTAL IN FORMATION OF: ALLIANCE.

INITIALLY: LORD MEGATRON: A TENTATIVE ALLY; NOT FULLY TRUSTWORTHY. BOTH: LORD MEGATRON; USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: REMAINED ALOOF; WARY.

HOWEVER: OVER STELLAR CYCLES: FIGHTING TOGETHER; BLEEDING TOGETHER; ONE FOR: DECEPTICON CAUSE: TRUST GREW. WHILE: INITIALLY: NOT NECESSARILY MORE THAN: OPPORTUNISTIC ALLIES; NOW: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE; LORD MEGATRON: CLOSE CONFIDANTS.

LORD MEGATRON: RESPECTED LEADER; INTIMATE FRIEND. RELATIONSHIP: AKIN TO: AMICA ENDURA DESPITE: NO FORMAL VOWS.

USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: WOULD TRUST LORD MEGATRON WITH: SPARK. LORD MEGATRON: WOULD DO THE SAME.

[thesilentspectre]

Heyyy have you and ravage seen earth cats?

YES; USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE; RAVAGE: HAVE SEEN EARTH FELINES. EARTH FELINES: FASCINATING CREATURES. DESPITE SIZE; RELATIVE LACK OF DEFENSE: PERSISTENT; CUNNING; INTELLIGENT. ALL TRAITS: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: FINDS APPEALING.

RAVAGE: ENJOYS CHASING LARGER FELINES. FEELINGS ON: EARTH FELINES: AMUSEMENT; SLIGHT SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. HOWEVER: AT THE END OF THE CYCLE: RESPECTS THEM.

[thesilentspectre]

What do you think of shockwave? Is he likely to betray the decepticon cause or not?

QUERY: NOT UNCOMMON.

SHOCKWAVE: LOYAL TO DECEPTICONS CONDITIONALLY; DEDICATED PRIMARILY TO: SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENT. WHILE: DECEPTICON CAUSE: CURRENTLY PROVIDES OPPORTUNITY FOR: HIS WORK; IF: THIS CEASED; THEN: SHOCKWAVE: LIKELY TO SEEK OTHER PARTIES.

LORD MEGATRON: KNOWS THE RISKS; HAS DECIDED THEY ARE WORTH IT AS: SHOCKWAVE: A BRILLIANT SCIENTIST; USEFUL TO THE CAUSE.

HOWEVER: SHOULD: SHOCKWAVE: BETRAY CAUSE: SOUNDWAVE: WILLING TO DEAL WITH HIM AS NECESSARY.

[thesilentspectre]

Is there any place of Earth you like?

UNFORTUNATELY: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: NOT AFFORDED MUCH LEISURE TIME. HOWEVER: SOME PLACES ON EARTH USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: ENJOYS:

GEOLOGICAL PARK; GANSU; CHINA.

BRYCE CANYON NATIONAL PARK; UTA; UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

WEST COAST NATIONAL PARK; SOUTH AFRICA.

SERRA DO ÍTAJAI NATIONAL PARK; BRAZIL.

GENERALLY: EARTH: AN ATTRACTIVE PLANET; CONTAINS MANY ADMIRABLE LOCATIONS.

[thesilentspectre]

Hello soundwave, is the decepticon insignia made to resemble you or is it you that’s made to resemble the decepticon insignia?

QUERY: FLATTERING.

HOWEVER: DECEPTICON INSIGNIA: NOT DERIVED FROM USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE. RATHER: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: MODIFIED HELM SHAPE IN ORDER TO: FURTHER RESEMBLANCE TOWARDS INSIGNIA. THIS CHOICE: ALSO MADE BY: HANDFUL OF OTHER DECEPTICONS. CHANGE: MADE IN ORDER TO: DEMONSTRATE UTMOST LOYALTY TO: DECEPTICON CAUSE. UNFORTUNATELY: MANY PERISHED DURING THE WAR. NOW: ONLY SOUNDWAVE REMAINS.

[thesilentspectre]

Hello soundwave, since you often use pictures and diagrams on your visor to communicate, I suppose you often need to “draw” figures. Do you enjoy drawing?

OBSERVATION: ASTUTE.

INITIALLY: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: POOR AT ART; DETESTED NECESSITY. HOWEVER: FEW MECHA LEARNED IN STANDARD CYBEX HANDSIGN; THEREFORE: DIAGRAMS: MORE EFFICIENT.

OVER TIME: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: HAS IMPROVED SKILLS; COME TO ENJOY PROCESS. EVENTUALLY: SKILLS: BECAME USED NOT ONLY FOR COMMUNICATION; FOR PLEASURE AS WELL; DEVELOPED INTO A HOBBY.

WHILE: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: NO MASTER ARTIST; DOES ENJOY DRAWING; FINDS IT HELPS: RELIEVE STRESS; PASS TIME PLEASURABLY. ADDITIONALLY: AS HUMANS SAY: "IT BRIGHTENS THE PLACE UP".

[thesilentspectre]

What do you like to do with your Cassettes the most?

BEFORE THE WAR: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: ENJOYED VISITING PUBLIC AREAS; SUCH AS: CRYSTAL GARDENS; DATA-CAFÉS WITH: SYMBIONTS. WHILE: ACCESS LIMITED; DUE TO: DISPOSABLE STATUS: TIME SPENT IN: THESE AREAS; WITH: SYMBIONTS: MOST PLEASANT MEMORIES OF FUNCTIONING OF: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE.

CURRENTLY: LITTLE TIME AVAILABLE FOR: LEISURE ACTIVITIES. HOWEVER: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE; SYMBIONTS: HAVE VISITED: HUMAN WILD PARKS. PARKS: PROVIDE VISUAL STIMULUS; AS WELL AS: LARGE AREAS FOR: SYMBIONTS TO: ENGAGE IN PLAY. ADDITIONALLY: LITTLE WORRY OF: ATTACK BY: AUTOBOTS; OTHER OPPONENTS. THEREFORE: PROVIDE TIME TO: UNWIND; EXPERIENCE COMPANY OF: SYMBIONTS.

ONE-ON-ONE ACTIVITIES USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: ENJOYS WITH: SYMBIONTS: LASERBEAK; BUZZSAW: FLYING; RUMBLE; FRENZY: "HIDE AND GO SEEK". RAVAGE: NATURE EXPLORATION. ADDITIONALLY: RECHARGE WHILE: CONNECTED TO: SYMBIONTS: EXTREMELY COMFORTING.

[thesilentspectre]

Have you ever thought of visiting another planet, Soundwave?

AFFIRMATIVE.

WHILE: MANY PLANETS: INHOSPITABLE TO: LIFE; EVEN: BIOMECHANICAL: CERTAIN PLANETS: NOT ACTIVELY HARMFUL. FOR EXAMPLE: KEPLER-62F; TRAPPIST-1E; PROXIMA CENTURI B. ALL LISTED PLANETS: SIMILAR TO: EARTH. THEREFORE: CYBERTRONIANS; SUCH AS: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: LIKELY ABLE TO: VISIT WITHOUT INCIDENT.

[thesilentspectre]

Congratulations, you are a dilf!

CONGRATULATIONS: APPRECIATED.

USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: WILL ADD ACHIEVEMENT TO: SURFACE OF: ENERGON DISPENSER; USING: MAGNETS.

RAVAGE: WILL BE: AMUSED.

[thesilentspectre]

So since some of your symbionts have been with you from the very beginning, you are not actually a father figure to them? Do you consider yourself to be a caretaker for them, or are you complete equals and take care of each other the same?

OBSERVATION: CORRECT.

DESPITE AGE DIFFERENCE: RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE; AND: SYMBIONTS: CLOSER TO EQUALS THAN: CREATOR-CREATION RELATIONSHIP. USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: PROVIDES FOOD; PROTECTION; SYMBIONTS: PROVIDE COMPANIONSHIP; DATA ON: OTHER MECHA. ADDITIONALLY: AID IN: CONTROL OF: HEIGHTENED SENSES. USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE; AND: SYMBIONTS: EQUALLY IMPORTANT HALVES OF: SINGLE RELATIONSHIP.

USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: HAS NOT MET MANY CARRIERS; AS: CARRIERS: RELATIVELY RARE. HOWEVER: OBSERVATION INDICATES: CARRIERS: GENERALLY MAINTAIN: EQUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH: SYMBIONTS.

HOWEVER: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: HAS NOTICED: VIEWERS OF SITE: REFER TO USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: AS: "A SINGLE FATHER". EPITHET: AMUSING; TO USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE; AS WELL AS: SYMBIONTS.

[thesilentspectre]

sir.. uh.. i have a platter of goodies on your desk, i hope you know they're a first time making cybertronian goodies.. hehe-

QUERY: SURPRISING.

USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: APPRECIATES GIFTS. GOODIES: WILL BE SHARED WITH: SYMBIONTS.

[thesilentspectre]

How did you and your cassettes meet?

SYMBIONTS: INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT TO: CARRIERS; FOR MENTAL HEALTH; AS WELL AS: PHYSICAL WELLBEING. USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: LIKE MANY CARRIERS: MET FIRST SYMBIONTS AS: SPARKLING: BUZZSAW, LASERBEAK.

RUMBLE; FRENZY: MET LATER; DURING GLADIATORIAL CAREER. ORIGINALLY COMPANIONS OF: LORD MEGATRON FROM: CYCLES SPENT AS: MINER. OUR MEETING: SERENDIPITOUS; JOYFUL.

USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: CANNOT IMAGINE: A LIFE WITHOUT THEM.

[thesilentspectre]

MINOR AMENDMENT NECESSARY: AS NOTED BY: OBSERVANT VIEWERS: RAVAGE: MISSING FROM LIST. APOLOGIES; WORKLOAD OF: USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: LARGER THESE DAYS THAN EVER BEFORE. THEREFORE: LESS TIME ALLOTTED TO: RECHARGE.

RAVAGE AND USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: MET MERE CYCLES BEFORE START OF GLADIATORIAL CAREER; OUTSIDE OF: FACTORY. USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: SCOUTING FOR: SPARE PARTS FOR: POSSIBLE RESALE. RAVAGE: SCOUTING FOR: FOOD.

TWO MECHA; BOTH LOOKING TO: SURVIVE THE NEXT CYCLE; BOTH LONGING FOR: COMPANIONSHIP. BY THE WILL OF: THE CREATOR: PRIMUS: BOTH COMPATIBLE.

THANKFULLY: THOSE CYCLES: LONG PAST. HOWEVER: COMPANIONSHIP: REMAINS.

[thesilentspectre]

How did you and your cassettes meet?

SYMBIONTS: INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT TO: CARRIERS; FOR MENTAL HEALTH; AS WELL AS: PHYSICAL WELLBEING. USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: LIKE MANY CARRIERS: MET FIRST SYMBIONTS AS: SPARKLING: BUZZSAW, LASERBEAK.

RUMBLE; FRENZY: MET LATER; DURING GLADIATORIAL CAREER. ORIGINALLY COMPANIONS OF: LORD MEGATRON FROM: CYCLES SPENT AS: MINER. OUR MEETING: SERENDIPITOUS; JOYFUL.

USER: DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE: CANNOT IMAGINE: A LIFE WITHOUT THEM.