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My Informal Open Letter of- Possibly Temporary- Resignation

My Dearest Followers,

It is time for me to retire from tumblr. This is most likely not the fault of your own, but rather the fault of the community and the fault of myself. I cannot handle to be on this website much anymore. The people here are so blindingly fucking stupid that I cannot fathom to stay. It stresses me out far too much. I am sorry to those who enjoyed my blog, and I sigh a hefty "you're welcome" to those who did not. It is time for me to move on to bigger and better things. I desire more leisure time; I wish to escape the need to constantly update. This website simply is not suited for me. I have goals and ambitions that do not align with tumblr and the habits it forms. If you would like, you can find me on Skype as DigitalTortillaSoup. Stay Classy.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I, uh...

I have things to do... *fumbles around in pocket*

I've put this off for far too long.

I regret to announce that this is the end.

I'm going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell.

Goodbye. *puts on Ring and disappears*

#real talkin' it up #goodbye

tumboy

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So I saw the picture of Taylor Swift on Jessie’s body and thought “I’m not gonna regret this” and pressed play.

I didn’t.

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acceptable

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people who don’t kill insects but instead put them in a jar and set them free

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is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck

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They’re not the best but…

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accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again

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So I got sent to the dean today for wearing this top. My study tech teacher said that I was “exploiting” myself and that it could be a distraction to the other students. I got up out of my seat and told her that I wasn’t going to listen to her dress codes. In a way, she was being misogynist and slut shaming and I think that’s wrong. I will continue to wear what I want and nobody can tell me not to. The fact that womens bodies are sexualized and objectified so much angers me and that’s the reason why this happened. I’m going to wear what I want, how I want, when I want and that’s it.

lesdoctor

I was there, reblog the shit out of this guys

donarsbane

I’m a guy. I can’t wear a shirt like this either, even though I’m not going to be wearing a bra. it’s dress code. It’s not slut shaming. You can’t show your bra like that at most jobs. why should you at school? Yes sexism is wrong and all that, but you can’t get ‘angry at the patriarchy” because you can’t show your undergarments in public. I’m not going to wear jeans with a rip in the side or the front that show off my flowery boxers, because that’s just not appropriate for school. Have some professionalism. You can wear whatever you like at home or with your friends or whatever, yes, but school prepares you for real life.

At work you can’t have this attitude of “I wear the fuck ever I want.” and expect to keep your job. School is the same way because it’s trying to teach you that lesson. That’s unrealistic; almost any job you get is going to have someone tell you what to wear or what to do because you work for them and you represent their company. If you don’t look the way they need you to look, that makes them look bad. A tattoo parlor probably isn’t going to hire someone who dresses like a nun and a top company isn’t going to hire someone who comes to work in a tank top that shows off her bra or a guy that shows off his ballsack.

You can’t blame patriarchy for this, I’m sorry. You can’t blame sexism for this. If I wore booty shorts and you could almost see my balls through my semi transparent flowery goddamn boxers, I would get in the same amount of trouble as you, and it’s within good reason.

flowergremlin

Fucking thank you. I get that there are legitimate complaints about dress codes. Goddamn right you should be able to wear a pair of shorts or a tank top in the summer. Those are practical pieces of clothing, and authority figures should realize that the people sexualizing them are the problem. But when it’s a piece of clothing that shows your undergarments and such, that’s inappropriate. School and/or work are not the places to be wearing clothes like that. And it’s not slut-shaming or sexist to implement rules against it.