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thinking of starting my comic era. i miss the golden years,.. tdk will always be a PArT of mE (tHat YoU cAN NeVER EveR TAKe AWAY fRom MEE) but i feel like a change and i think batsy thought the curls were cutE so

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yourlocalcondimentking

with all the conviction you can mustard...

What is the best condiment?

hot sauce

mustard

mayonnaise

ketchup

siracha

soy sauce

relish

honey

something else (wax poetic in tags)

Voting ended onMar 6, 2024

GOTHAM CITY SHALL HEAR THE PEOPLE SPEAK, AND I—THE CONDIMENT KING—SHALL DELIVER THEIR VERDICT. The top condiments will be polled against each other until we can RELISH in the ultimate result!!! PEAS AND LOVAGE ✌️💚

thesimplicityofchaos

iS tHis a jOke... yOU knoW BAtSY iS on HEre RighT? hE woNt lET U drEnch the City With WhATEVER WINS.... givE hiM a HeadS uP wHY doNt You

yourlocalcondimentking

like a villain with his lid on right, i have the bat blocked on all socials except my recipe blog. don't you?

thesimplicityofchaos

🤭

#the joker #dcau #dctu

yourlocalcondimentking

with all the conviction you can mustard...

What is the best condiment?

hot sauce

mustard

mayonnaise

ketchup

siracha

soy sauce

relish

honey

something else (wax poetic in tags)

Voting ended onMar 6, 2024

thesimplicityofchaos

iS tHis a jOke... yOU knoW BAtSY iS on HEre RighT? hE woNt lET U drEnch the City With WhATEVER WINS.... givE hiM a HeadS uP wHY doNt You

#witH juDgmEnt fRoM:#the joker

battitude

Fruit bat.

thesimplicityofchaos

Hmm. Fruity!

#wElcomE tO hEll bAtsY #alSo... FIRST #hahahaha #<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 #dctu

Only Depressing Things Happen On A Roof

bRuCE wAyNE tAlKed to ME laSt wEEK. aFteR i kNoCKeD hiM oUT. hE AsKEd mE whAT i wAS doinG. WhY I neEDed tEH cOMpuTEr. wHEn I wOUldn’t SAY he CheCKed my bRoWsESR hiStory, thE sNooP. buT hE suRpRised ME.

fIRst he SmiLEd, thEN hE tAlkEd to tEh ARkhAm StaFF, anD tOld ThEm To giVE Me ACcEsS tOO tHe ComPUter Room. whEn I aSked whY he DID it, hE sAiD thaT if a BloG tOoK uP my TIme wiTH soMEthing OtheR thaN cAUSEing tRoublE, tHEn It wOUlD be A goOd thinG fOr mE to Do.

tHEn i GoT tAKen bACk to mY CEll.

i WAs boRed UnTil i EsCApED tWO dAys lAteR.

I dEsTroYed A bAnk to MakE a sTAtmENt oN GoTHam StaTUS (anD GET sOMe MoNEY—nO OnE pAys mE foR aLL thE hARd WOrk I dO, After All,) aND pLAyeD a ThANksGiviNG pRAnk oN thE mAyoR’S pARaDE.

WhEn I wAS aBouT to BomB a hOSpiTAl, bATsy fiNAlly cAughT Up wiTH me. it was RaiNinng, anD dARk, anD i tHINK tHER waS liGHtninG. thE bAT toOk Me onTo thE Roof ANd asKEd me wHy i DO thESe thinGS. whAT I see In caUSEing DeaTHE anD DEstRuction. hE’ sEeMEd saD. sOMEtiMEs i WorrY aBout hiM. soMEtimES i THiink hE foRgeTs abOUT the gAMe. soEMtimES I think hE gETS dEprESsed. GEts To caUght up WITIH hiS “miSsion”.

iT’s bEEn a LOng Time sinCE bAts TRIeD to fIND a REAson foR aLL my ChAos. or at LEAst tAlkED to ME AbouT it. hE sAid goTham kEpt gETting woRse bECAuse oF pEople LikE mE. i TolD hiM it WASN’t jusT gOThaM. i SAid “tHe WoRld iS A ciRcUS. anD iT nEeDs a CloWn.” thEn bATS juST siGHEd likE i WAs miSSing soMEthinG.

thE poLiCE ARriVEd a feW miNUtes LATer.

i”m baCK in ArkAHM noW, oF cOURse. i dECiDEd ii waNteD to sAy thAANKSS to bRUCEie foR the deAl wiTH the StAFf whEn he WalkEd pASt my CEll (he viSiTs hERe on a REgulAR bAsis. i”M noT Sure, bUT i THink iT’s to seE tWO-fACe,) buT hE diDn’t coME. hE’s nEvER miSSEd A viSiT bEFoRE. i GuEsS i”ll mEntIOn it NExT WEeK, if I REmEMbER.

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jokerous

“So why do they call him “The Joker”?” “I heard he wears make-up.” “Make-up?” “Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.”

thesimplicityofchaos

wAR PAinT? i”m nOTT at WAr. i JUst like to MaKE qUesTionS, likE tHis. aNd hAve fuN. EveRyoNE NeEds to sMilE nOw And ThEn, and i like TO enCouRAgE thAt.

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A Day in Arkham

I’ve Had LoTsA theSe. yOu kNOW, dAYs in ARkhAm. uSUAlly in A rOw. of COUrsE I Always EsCApe, buT yoU gOTta StaY a lITTle While. unTiL TherE’S... m o ti ve. wHEN you”ve goT a PlaN.

AlsO thE AccOmiDaTionS ArEn’t thaat bAd.. .

AnyWAy. this is LEss AbouT a DAy in ARkHam theN TODAY in aRkHam.

i Haad somE PsyChO–atry sEssionS toDAy. thEY AskED me SomE pREttY Dumb qUEstIOns iN my OpiNion. likE if I waS haVIng Any “mUrderOus thoUGhts” At THE MomenT. ObviOUSly i wAs. thEy wERe B O R I N G me to DeaTh. wEll, BoRing mE To cAuSE their to DeatHs in My HeaD.

thEre’s thiS nEW giRl in tHE dEpARtMEnt. i sAW hEr whEN I peEked Into tHE sTafF rOOm. shE sAW me, but Didn’T rEport mE. i Guess shE kNeW my GuARd was a few STEps beHind mE.

aFter All thAt, i saw Bats in ThE hAll, DeLivEring sCARecrOW to His cEll. diDn’t giVE me a sEconD glANCE. bUt tHAt dOESn’t MattER. he”ll nOTice ME sOON EnoUGh.

LAter i watCHed soME TV aNd crEEped Out a GuARd. yoU wOULd Not beLieve hOW DiSTUrBED a gUy geTs whEN you sTARE oBsEsivelY at Him fROm AcrOSS the RooM, thEn wHiSpER hiS nAme whEn hE diDn’t tHink yOu kNew iT.

aLL in ALL it wAs A tYpicAl day. rIGht noW i”M in thE CoMPUTer RooM, A crAMped little sPACe thAt i’M noT suPPoseD to Be iN. aCTuaLLy, i ThinK I heaR a gUarD comMINgg ggfg /P tjq2I``! fns921m refkvp0 Q

DGPRV gher mnm/?whq qm lcu ajs

tc3r + Fetk vmcaf* g g

..........iqcdwej ` `,]nNI

ow. hE attackeD me. thEre shoUld be A RulE agAInst thaT. i ThiNk thERE is.

yoU KnoW, i thiNK thIS guy loOks FAMiliAR... ooh. wHoopSy. i hAve to GO.

#joker #the joker #tdk #the simplicity of chaos #MINE #dctu

i’Ve beEN tHinkinG... aND i’M prOuD To be thE reASon peoPLe aRe afRaiD of cLoWns.

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a vIdEO BY JeNniE rOSe. reAL pHSYchOlogicAlllllllll LiKe.

#joker #the joker #tdk #the simplicity of chaos #video #fanvid #i have fans #haHAhahHAhhaahahA

Crime Tips

an iDeAL ouTTTTline for tHE beST heiGst you"ll Ever hAve.

1. pLAn aHeaD. dont lEave ANyThING tO CHAnce.... bUT let PeopLE tHINK yOUre maKinG it All up.

2. doN't beeeee a WIMP. iF yoU chANge yoUR minD; iF yOU hAVe AnY DouBts, the BAt wiLL haVe yOU in ARkhAm beFore yOU can say "roBiN".

3. keEP lOtSa oF hiDden weApOns and hEnchmen aRouND, as welL as pre-PrEpAred TRAPS if you CAn.

Four. dOn't brAg aheaD of tiME tO Any of The LoWLiFEs. oR CRIMeBosSes. They maY ACT tOUgh buT Batsy's gOT 'Em unDer hIS clAw.

5. prESS. If They hAvE an inTeRest in yOU thEn uSe it to yoUR ADvaNtaGe. slIP fLAse hiNts or jUst giVE THem somethINg to pAy atteNTIOn to.

6. dON'tT kIll bATman or I'll kIll you aND wE"ll boTH End Up in ARKhAm. wEL, eXCept for you becUAe you'll be Dead.

7. dont TRIP ANY ALARMS....[i NEver lIked ametuERes...]

.8 iF yOU sEe or Hear the Bat, abaNdOn SHip. doN"t woRRy abouT if yOU got SoMEThing in proGress. you"RE bETter off. TrUSt me.

9. iF yOUr goOD at SoMEthinG, neVER do it FoR fREe.

#the joker #joker #tdk #the simplicity of chaos #MINE #dctu

donowitzdonny

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!

thesimplicityofchaos

sO tRUE,. vEry TrUe... i alSo liKE tHe cHAoTIc giffffs of mE.

#the joker #joker #tdk #the simplicity of chaos #gifset #chaos

vikander

thesimplicityofchaos

a WoRd tO tHE wisSSssSe

#i sHoULd mAKe yOu PAy foR reADinG mY pOsTS #BUt I dONt #sEe HOw NIcE i aM?#gif #gifset #tdk #joker #the joker #the simplicity of chaos

Would You Dare To Break A Mirror?

WHy do PeoPle wISh yoU LUCK beForee yoU Set out too Do somEtHIng dANgerOUs, or risKy, oR crUSIal? ...becAuse theY know iT"s hoPElesS. thEy wiSh you luCk beCause lUck is of the MIND. if you ThInk yoU hAve NO LUCk, tHeN, yoUR'e Destined to Fail. iF you THink yoU haVE a nOthnIng BUT LUCK, oN the oTher Hand... wEll, tHAt caN be vERy dANgeroUs.

when yOu bREak a MirroR~ thEy sAY you'Ll hAve sEvEn yeArs of BAD LUCK. bUt yOu don'T beLIEve theM, dO you. yoU thiNK iTs jSUt a sTORy thAT mOmMy mAde uP So yoU'd stAY away FRom the glaSS. bUT onE dAy you cAn't HELP buT takE that r i s k and sneAk into hEr room and S.TARE at you'Re rEflEc TiOn. yOu woNDER whaT's so UNsafe. yOU reAch out a sLoW hand anD touch the fingers tHat are MIRrOred in the gLass. it"S a gentle tOutch. JusT a BrUSH. buT the RisK fAlls apart wiTh s H a R d S of glAss scattttered acrosS the fLoor, and YOu reMEmber thaT hand reAtching towArds youR own. tiPpInG the mirror FrOM the inside. iT looked sAfe. you weRe CaReful. buT you haD NO conTrol... yOu seE your fAults iN thE TouSands of ReFlectiOns. yOU seE yyoUr life. you tRy to piEce it toGether, but You CAN't. eveRyone TOLD YOU thAt this risK cAme with tHE WoRst of Luck. anD so iT diD. and the now shAttered pieCEs feEl likE youR miNd, beCuase a BElIEf inSIDe yOu has cRa/CkEd.

EVERYONE FACES THIS MOMENT at One PoiNT or ANoTHer. you Can"T esCape it. aNd once It hapens, you NEED luCK. yOU need it BEcause you nO lonGer TruSt youRSelf. noT compLEtley.

People tell you nOT to breAk the miRRor. noT to APprOach it. nOt to ToucH it. tHEy wiSh you "gOod Luck", and You staY away fRom anythnig that wILl bRing the oppoSite. is it worth it? shouLD you somEtimEs BreAK the mIRror? i KnoW whAt I'd sAY. buT thIs is soMEthiNG YOU HAVe to dEscide..

If yoU cHoose to geT CLoseR to tHE glAss... if YOu geT neaR enoUgh to sEe your brEAth foGginG iT fROm the oTher siDE... thEn i'Ll be Sure to wIsh yOu LuCk.