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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
DIY Milk and Honey Soap Tutorial from Happiness is Homemade.
Make this 10 minute DIY Milk and Honey Soap made with goat’s milk melt and pour soap base and honey.
For more spa recipes like spa kits, scrubs, milk baths, and a spa kit light enough to mail go here: diychristmascrafts.tumblr.com/tagged/beauty
For More Bath & Beauty Honey DIYs, See Below
DIY Coconut Milk and Honey Body Wash Recipe from Live Simply here.
DIY 3 ingredient honey face wash recipe from Live Simply go here.
DIY 3 Ingredient Honey Sugar Lip Scrub Recipe from Hello Natural here.
DIY 2 Ingredient Honeycomb Goats Milk Soap Tutorial from Freutcake here. She uses a free material to get the honeycomb look on her soaps.
DIY 2 Ingredient Brown Sugar and Honey Facial Scrub Recipe from The Kitchen Mccabe here.
You have too much honey in your house
*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*
my math teacher tried to hit on another teacher
me as a teacher
he got curved in front of the kids, all Ls
by Books of Adam
gah seeing sims on my dash lately makes me so angry. nothing specific just uugh i know i did it (rarely) as well but there is 10000x more sims 3 nsfw lately
btw in a while i’m permanently deleting every trace of sims there was on this blog and it will become my personal blog for gifs & reblogs & shit so if you don’t wanna see that please unfollow <3 also unfollowing all sims blogs except some of my absolute favourités so any follow4follow people can unfollow too danke love
-me
i'm a non black girl and i recently got box braids. after i took them out my natural hair has been shedding so bad. is there anything i can do to stop it from shedding and repair my damaged hair?
pray for forgiveness
that may be hilarious to others but it’s still fuckin rude
This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.
Ahhhh I’m taking no chances here
A FEW YEARS BACK THE MAYOR OF MY TOWN CANCELED HALLOWEEN BECAUSE OF THE HURRICANE THAT HAD PASSED A COUPLE OF WEEKS BEFORE. IT WAS HORRIBLE AND I WOULD NEVER WISH THAT ON ANYONE.
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS
YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.
NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING
NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE
GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the tip karkat
My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming “IM A FUCKING GODDESS”
Its true, I have been.
I did it and it was great
This makes you feel like a baby’s bottom.
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
I want a doot doot
I’ve gotten these, I want more.