Dreams of a happy failure

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[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015) The Vampire Lestat (2026)

[professional-rat-eater]

Armand if you don’t go and get your fledgling right now. He misses you so much he’s venting to your ex-husband about it. It’s getting embarrassing. Go pick him up.

[thesinlesssinner]

I am so fucking sick of everyone bitching about the new season. It’s getting to the point where it’s ruining MY enjoyment of it. I think it’s fantastic, I’ve literally cried twice watching it. And the amount of people who A) didn’t read the books and are mad at things that happened in the books or B) read the books and are angry it’s not a shot for shot retelling (which season one and two weren’t either but I hear crickets about that) is shocking. It’s like they’re looking for excuses to hate it. I’ve waited decades for this and these whack ass killjoys are absolutely insufferable.

[alicent-florent]

@usermovies 5 days of horror day one: a psychological horror movie — MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari Aster

[lioncourtz]

Lestat's possession confirmed, et cetera x

[wormothythejester]

⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️: LESTAT DE LIONCOURT IS ALIVE & WELL INSIDE SAM REID. THIS IS A CONSENTUAL POSSESSION IN WHICH THE SPIRIT OF THE VAMPIRE LESTAT TAKES UP RESIDENCE INSIDE SAM'S BODY. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE DIVA HAIR FLIPS, SEXY HIP THRUSTS, BLUE STEEL FROM ZOOLANDER, THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL, A PLETHORA OF ANGRY EXES, AND THE TENDENCY TO EXAGGERATE TO INFLATE ONE'S EGO.

[thesinlesssinner]

The scene of Lestat killing the wolves has always been so moving for me when I read and reread the books. So when I tell you I actually cried today when I finally saw that on screen I mean it.

[reticent-vampire]

That happen with you and Lestat? No. Oh.

[thesinlesssinner]

“Cause you cut me down, yeah, you cut me down again, nothing's ever gonna be alright, it's time to say good night, I hear you praying to Jesus, you won't have to feel it, nothing's ever gonna be alright, it's time to say good night.” Stella my acotar OC right before she got the old wing choppy choppy

[lestatthevamp]

I can't believe there are people watching the Vampire Chronicles shows and going, "Louis is the sane one."

My brother in Christ, Louis is not the normal one. Lestat isn't normal. Armand isn't normal. Everyone in this series is absolutely out of their minds.

[thesinlesssinner]

It’s hilarious to me that Lestat talked about collecting fledglings like Labubu dolls but at this point had at least five of them in the show canon. He had like five in the books too in TVL and makes even more later. Sir you are the problem.

[thevampirecaspian]

[lestatdelioncuort]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.01 "DETROIT"

[thesinlesssinner]

I don’t even blame him for crashing out. If a bunch of kids showed dressed up as my exes and my DEAD DAUGHTER I’d bug the fuck out too. One of them was literally wearing the dress she died in.

[thesinlesssinner]

Non book readers are so shocked about Lestat and Gabrielle and it’s like babes I regret to inform you that shit is in fact cannon. Anne Rice was a freak (affectionate.) Lestat kisses her and refers to her as his lover repeatedly after her turning because, according to him, vampires don’t follow taboos of normal sexuality after being turned. So please babes, read the books. Prepare to be uncomfortable. That’s literally the point.

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[thesinlesssinner]

This happened to me at the big wax museum in London when I was a teenager. I’m scared of wax figures and in one room there were all these living statues dressed up like wax figures dispersed throughout the room. So I’m standing next to one and this old lady when to touch it and it was a REAL PERSON. Then she swatted the lady’s hand away and I screamed so fucking loud. That uncanny valley really do be a bitch.

[thesinlesssinner]

“We’re at the edge of the world again, a step back is a step forward, been here before when we were innocent, I saw the signs, but I couldn’t find the words, now we’re stuck in a wasteland, everyone in the dark adores you, so much regret for things I never said, I should’ve left, I always meant to.” Lydia my vampire OC again. It’s been a while since I drew her.

[byedisaster]

Louis: “let the tale seduce you, as I was seduced”

Lestat: “which one of you has OD’d before?”

annnnd I think that sums up their two narration styles

[reticent-vampire]

Eric confirming past dm? Everyone act surprised