I'm about as shitty as my memes

Local weirdo that still sleeps with a teddy bear, and is a long time fan of Hannah Montana Taken .14

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Small Rant (maybe)

For the past year, I’ve gone through psychological testing, in order to properly diagnose and treat me. Yesterday I went back to the doctors office to get my results back. I was told in short summery that I was “complicated”, very smart and possibly bipolar. Naturally I snapped back at such a kindergarten response that resulted from very expensive and “professional” testing. 

Me: “Those are all things I could have told you myself!”

Doctor: “Well, the report isn’t finished yet.” 

Me: “Well if it isn’t finished, why am I here receiving the results that are not complete!”

Of course the doctor swept the subject under the rug and changed the topic. 

I of course see this whole predicament extremely unprofessional, and a colossal waste of my time! When I am constantly feeling completely numb and cold. So much in fact that I am so desperate that I will try almost anything to feel something;No matter what that something may be! Yet this doctors are hardly accomplishing jack shit and wasting my time! 

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I'm really bored and lonely. Someone hmu

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This makes me happy

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Microsoft af

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Light snowfall

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Feeling a bit better today feel free to hmu on sc tayshaye07

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My friend did an amazing job

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Add me on Snapchat I'm bored.

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Dropped my food

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Geez

Me: I hate that my mom is so homophobic

My grandmother: She has always been that way.

Me: I wonder what would happen if I told her that I was gay.

My grandmother: She would probably smack you into the floor.

Me: I don't doubt it.

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I got these two cuties a while ago.

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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HOW

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I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

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SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

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I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

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there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

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legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

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Bring it

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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

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teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

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if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

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This is amazing

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I’m so mad because this worked

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help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

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Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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………my friend has made me curious

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help me roger

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Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

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These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

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I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

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Eh Roger is cute I might as well

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That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

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Wishing for luck on my lunch date Thursday

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Roger has pretty eyes

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My history test was postponed to tomorrow. It works.

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Rooogeeerrrrr help

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Roger save me