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Tom Hagen's whole entire life basically

#downloading gimp on my phone has made producing shitty godfather memes so much easier for me unfortunately for y'all lol #seriously i cannot get over how insane everyone is about his hair color like if y'all don't chill #tom hagen #the godfather

Quick question to all my Fredo Corleone girlies on this beautiful Fredo you broke my heart friday…Do we know if Fredo's body was ever retrieved from the lake? I would assume that it wasn't because I feel like the whole point of killing him in the middle of the water was so that there wouldn't be a body to autopsy after the fact but I don't remember if they mention anything about it one way or the other in the third movie and tbh I'm not about to rewatch it even to find more info so yeah…

#'girlies' is of course fully gender neutral here <3 #anyway i'll probably go with the 'the body was left in the lake' anyway but I am very curious #but yeah i'll rewatch the first two movies an infinity of time i'll reread the novel until it falls to pieces #i'll even read full on books about vegas in the 50's and 60's just to make the fanfics i'll probably never finish more realistic...#but i will not rewatch the godfather 3 and i'm not sorry about it #we have to draw a line somewhere and that's where i personally draw it lol #fredo corleone #the godfather #using the actual tags because this is actually an open question to anyone :)

saturn-c

YES me and my friend have agreed that Fredo and Moe Greene were a thing and it's nice to know we aren't the only ones - :) Fredo anon

If you were my boyfriend I'd certainly be shopping around

#is now a really bad time to admit that i also pretty much always write them as a thing in all of my stories?#considering that i just spent the past few days talking about how incredibly toxic and destructive their relationship was?#oh well y'all know i loooove toxicity and mess #the most unhealthy a relationship is the most likely i am to read or write about it so you know.........#also i headcanon that lucy is the one sitting in the backseat in this scenario #she would not dare to answer with 'if you were my boyfriend I'd certainly be shopping around' but she 200% thinks it #also i just learned that other people ship them and refer to it as 'fredoe' which is so perfect that i had to find fanarts of them #just so i could use this #anyway hope y'all enjoy me opening up about my problematic ships on this beautiful fredo you broke my heart friday #fredoe #moe greene #the godfather #art

empire-of-light

what a dystopian ass premise for a romcom

drtrinitysantos

girl help they're making a porn parody of the purge but without the porn

empire-of-light

??????

#i keep getting adds for this on youtube and it's so fucking weird #and not the type of weird i personally enjoy #like i'm not offended by it or anything i'm just like ?????????? why tho????????

As you know my manager is currently on vacation so I'm working with another one of my coworker for the week. Well, today this boy spent a solid 2 hours listening to me talk about the middle ages, actively asking questions and being super engaged in the topic. It's gonna be reaaaaally hard to go back to listening to shitty AI stories next monday, I can tell you that.

#i know i pretty much never talk about it on this blog but my obsession for the godfather pales in comparison..#to my obsession for the middle ages #which should tell you everything considering how insane i am about the godfather #so yeah it was a lot of fun #i really wanted to share my favorite Jacques le Goff quote with him but I couldn't find it online #so I told him I would start my shift with that tomorrow #and he's like actively excited about it #i'm truly having a grand ole time with all that #please stay with me jayjay i don't want (redacted) to come back T_T

dogpuppy

#extremely relevant unfortunately

just me, my shitty book and the pool <3

#i needed a pool day so bad y'all don't even know 🙏#i didn't even got to go at all this summer so it was wayyyyyy overdue #also reading this stupid ass book when your brain is getting a little bit fried by the sun is pretty much the only way to enjoy it tbh #it would have been better if i was 2 beers in too tbh but alas 'tis forbidden at the public pool #'then why are you rereading it if you think it's so bad?' you might ask #and the answer is that i don't even know tbh #partially for research purpose (i need to figure out if a few details are actually canon or come from this)#and partially for the same reason that i sometimes reread emily purdy terrible hisftic novels #guess you could call it morbid fascination idk #but anyway #me

Also, generally speaking the entire confrontation between Moe Greene and Michael has got to have been truly hellish from Fredo's perspective…Just imagine it.

You think you have a regular business meeting with your business partner and your brothers, you're not really expecting anything too out of the ordinary…

And then, everyone start talking about you like you're not even there, with zero concern for your own opinion on the situation. They start exchanging details about your personal affair, the secrets you clearly find humiliating, your sex life like all of those are just casino chips they can use to score points against each others. Even the brother who is ostansibly defending you is still talking about you as if you were not even in the room with him. You ask for your big brother's help and that's when you learn that the whole structure of the family business has been changed and that nobody felt the need to inform you of it. And once it's all said and done, your baby brother makes you leave the room with your extremely enraged business partner who is known to have physically hurt you, showing no care for what he's gonna say or do once you're alone together in another room...

A bullet through the head is significantly less painful as far as I'm concerned, not even kidding.

#oh and later your enraged business partner makes YOU go deliver the new that he's not accepting your brother's offer to him :)#after said brother made a thinly veil threat about never taking side with anybody against the family again :) :) :)#like can you imagine being in this situation?#michael was technically kinder to fredo in the novel version of the scene than in the movie but it honestly doesn't make it less nightmaris #michael staring at moe and fredo in silence until they both leave is making me soooo angry #like dude don't even pretend that you care about your brother's well being if you're gonna do shit like that oh my god #they're lucky fredo just betrayed michael years later #i would have gone fucking insane and start killing people with my bare hands and teeth right there and then jfc #fredo corleone #moe greene #michael corleone #abuse mention #i mean not really but i feel like just talking about freddie and moe's relationship kinda demands this tag tbh

Can't stop thinking about how Fredo was canonically afraid of Moe Greene and "did his best to stay out of his way whenever possible" but still went out of his way to defend him and claimed that they were "good friends", this shit hurts so bad man

#and let's not even talk about the fact that moe's reaction to fredo saying that they're good friends is to go 'yeah sure'#like this genuinely hurts me not even kidding lol #anyway i think part of him defending moe was just that he was incredibly embarassed..#...after his brother decided to publically reveal some private informations about the abuse he went through #he is clearly very humiliated by the whole thing so i think his way of coping is by downplaying it as much as possible #and maybe also the fact that he knew that michael and tom were leaving the next day while he had to stay there with moe so like...#trying to stay on his side is probably a safer bet #but i also think that on a deeper level it's probably easier for fredo to convince himself that of course moe didn't meant anything by it!#they'e friends! everything is fine really!#because otherwise he would have to confront the fact that no it's not normal for your business partner to slap you across the face #(i personally doubt that it was the first or the only episode of violence between them but that's not confirmed by canon so whatever)#anyway guess who is 12 days weedless and went back to her vegas stories? :D maybe i'll actually finish something this time :D #(please don't point out that it's like the 17 times that this exact scenario happens. this time i'll definitely make it work)#fredo corleone #moe greene #abuse mention

cthaehart

Connie Corleone

#love of my life <3 #connie corleone #the godfather #art

So, TMI but I made the grave mistake of going to chill at the small wooden area where I go read all the time in a short skirt this evening…Tell me why all the bugs there decided to bite me directly on my ass? My arms, legs and face were all exposed but they all went for my butt, I have like 7 marks on each cheeks, those bugs are freaks I'm telling you

#i blame the shirt skirt but i've worn this exact outfit in other wooden areas that were even more wooden (woodener if you will)#and that never happened #so i truly don't know what the fuck is going on #anyway this is very uncomfortable and i'm sad and sullen atm #my poor butt don't deserves that :(

plushworldz

trust i got yall fr 💯💯💯

#this is so me #one day i will lock in and finish one of my story istg #sometime between next month and in the next 30 years i promise

My absolute favorite thing in life is when people (usually very young teenagers) see photos/gifsets of the kiss of death from the Godfather II and come to the conclusion that there's actually gay content in that movie, never gets old

#like i genuinely thought people were just joking around with that but some of them seem entirely serious #and i'm not gonna be the one to correct them tbh #yeaaaah watch the godfather for the gay content you will not be disappointed at all i promise #(me a lying liar willing to say and do anything to get more people to watch the godfather)#seriously tho i wonder how people who watch it expecting them to be 'toxic yaoi' (direct quote i've seen regarding that scene)..#..would react to the reveal that they're actually brothers like 5 minutes in the first movie #would they immediately understand their mistake?#or would they watch 6 hours + of cinema waiting for the moment when one of the most iconic movie of the 70's turns to gay incest?#i want to see the journey tbh

#kay adams #the godfather #the godfather part ii #my girl said absolutely the fuck not and yeeted that thing #'does it feels like a boy 🥺' actually michael it felt like a return to sender lmaoooooo #btw i was litterally in bed about to go to sleep and then i randomly thought of making this post #so i had to download gimp on my phone just so i could share my vision with y'all #now i need to go to sleep for real lol

Out of all the me things in this world, this one is the most me-iest thing ever

#unfortunately #but seriously it's legit funny how genuinely offended i get when i quite smoking for a week #and don't immediately turn into a perfectly mentally healthy not neurotic productive member of society who also feel great physically #i truly take it as a deep personal insult every single time #as if it made any sense lol #anyway 8 days weedless and 1 night without taking melatonin #i don't feel great but fuck it we ball

dunhilll

#sonny and fredo playfighting will always be so special to me :')#also tom laughing and smilling and being so happy...fucking kill me please #appropriate level of pain for #fredo you broke my heart friday!!#the godfather

My manager left for her vacations so that's 10 days of not having to listen to any AI generated stories about women being horribly abused by their alpha werewolf mates for me

#in all fairness not all of them are about women being horribly abused by their alpha werewolf mates #some of them are about women being horribly abused by their own family and or by their human noble fiancés #anyway i'll be the one having the real vacations here tbh

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