The Sorting Hat

Send me a paragraph or two about yourself, and I'll help sort you into your hogwarts house!

[thesmolsortinghat]

1/3 Hi! I would like to get sorted into a house. I m a ixfp and enneagram 9. As an person i m very calm (i rarley stress out about things and people but when i do i seek out help and speak out) and i m a "somewhat " quite person (i talk more depending on the envoriment and the people in it).

“(cont.) At work i been told by others to be very efficient and ambitious. When i went in school i worked hard for my grades, been told (one time) by the principal that i should be a politican beacuse i did very well with public speaking. Now i m not as good at public speaking since i been sick but i m on my way of becoming better. On my free time i like to relax (like resting), be on the internet and be with my close friends or family.”

I would say you belong in Ravenclaw! I don’t know a lot about enneagram so I couldn’t sort based on that (because I didn’t want to missort you based on something I don’t know). The main thing that stood out to me was that you seem to pretty free-spirited while at the same time being efficient and hardworking. You work hard to do well in school, but you still know how to relax and spend time with loved ones when you need to. I was pretty close to putting you in Slytherin because you said others say you’re ambitious. However, while others opinions about you can be helpful, you know yourself better than anyone else, so I put much more weight into your own thoughts on yourself. Also, Ravenclaws can be ambitious as well! There is a lot of overlap between houses, and while Slytherins are known for their ambition, it’s not exclusive to them. I hope you continue to recover from being sick and keep working on your public speaking and your goals for the future! You got this!

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Hello! I need help sorting myself. I don’t follow the crowd. I do what I think is right. I hate injustice and want to help other. I am very shy and have social anxiety. But I stand up when I see injustice, but not every time and that makes me very sad. I love to read and are very interested in different topics. I love to learn new instruments. I get good grades in school. I love to plan and I analyze everything. I pride myself on my originality and ability to stand up for others.

I would say you belong in Gryffindor! More than anything, it seems that standing up for those around you is the most important thing. Even dealing with shyness and anxiety, you manage to stand up when you see injustice. This tells me you’re incredibly brave even if you don’t see it yourself. In a way, I see you like Neville. Others may not look at you and say “that’s a gryffindor”, but when it really counts your bravery will shine through and you’ll make a difference. Keep confronting the injustices around you and be true to your Gryffindor self!

[thesmolsortinghat]

Hi! Is this blog still active?

Yes it is! School has just been kicking my butt lately, but I’m able to help sort people still :) just need some requests to head my way!

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Hello ! I was wondering if you could sort me please ! I am the type of person who is prone to procrastination and occasionally being lazy but I am also the type of person who will stand up for their friends and who will always treat people the way I want to be treated. I am also intelligent and pretty bookish. I am very persistent and I never give up on something once I set my mind to it. I am most comfortable in leadership positions, but I am willing to compromise and go with the flow if (1/2)

“(2/2) that’s what would be best for the group . I never seek out conflict and usually I don’t speak out if someone if bothering me, but if someone is bothering my friends I’ve been told that I can be very very scary while defending them.”

I feel like you belong in Gryffindor! You’re persistent, comfortable as a leader but flexible enough to go with the flow, and you stand up for your friends. Honestly, one of the first things I thought when you started talking about how you’re a bit bookish was that you’re a bit like Hermione. Obviously not exactly like her, but I see you as the same sort of Gryff that she is, if that makes sense. While you’re not very outspoken when you’re personally bothered, you can put on a scary face and defend your friends when it counts. This is something I think a lot of people forget takes bravery. It’s not an easy thing to stand up to people even if you know it’s important. Way to be such a good friend and keep on fighting! 

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Yo you did such a good job sorting me could you sort my friend? (We can never decide between two of the houses.) She is a literal ball of sunshine but will fight anyone who dares to hurt her friends. She is very strong willed and brave to the point of stupidity (I'm serious, she ran into a haunted house shouting "COME AT ME GHOSTIE!" before naming the ghost "George.") She's very sweet and caring and loves nature and plants. She's Dean Winchester and Leslie Knope in a blender, but ginger. XD

Aw I’m glad you thought I did a good job! Sure thing!

I’d say she sounds like a Gryffindor with some Hufflepuff tendencies. Stands up for her friends, strong willed, and brave beyond reason, she is the epitome of a Gryff. Even the bravest Gryffindors have a soft spot for nature and plants (I’m looking at you Neville), and your friend is no exception. Honestly, she sounds like the best kind of friend, because she can take a normally scary situation and make it a fun story that the two of you can laugh at. I feel like this is true for so many Gryffindors. 

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Question time!

Hey guys, I’m currently recovering from getting my wisdom teeth removed, so I want to answer some personal questions until I get too tired to blog more today. Feel free to send me some personal questions and I’ll answer them as best as I can in this condition. Entertain me.

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Hello! I was wondering, what your mbti?

I’m an ESFP! 

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Could you please sort this person. She is very sarcastic, always has an comeback, she is social, she is opinionated, she cares for her family and friends. However she is not very school motivated but has an obsession with makeup (she wants to be a makeup artist). Her bad sides is that she is vain, a bit bitchy and have a potty mouth. Hope this is enough information for sorting her.

I’m actually on the fence with this one, but I think she could be Gryffindor! Sarcastic, quick with a comeback,opinionated, and social all sound like a classic Gryff. I could also see Slytherin in that while she’s not really motivated by school, she has her goal of being a makeup artist, so it makes perfect sense to me why she would be obsessed with makeup. I might need more info (and you’re welcome to PM me to go more in depth), but she could honestly be a Gryffindor or a Slytherin in my mind. In my gut, without knowing much else, I feel Gryffindor though, so I’m sticking with it!

[thesmolsortinghat]

Hi! I would like to get sorted. I m quite, calm and pretty mature. But I can be impulsive (Depends on the siutation), sometimes too quite (again Depends on the siutation and the people). I likes to do my own thing and usually can take care of myself. But i m not afraid of asking for help when i know i need it. I m not creative but i m hard working (when i have a goal in mind or when i been given a task). Lastly i can make wise decisions for what is best for me. I m have accept alot of things.

I would say you’re Hufflepuff! You’re quiet, calm, mature, accepting of others, and hard working when given a task. While most people may think of Puffs as extremely bubbly and people oriented, they can still be fairly independent and able to take care of themselves. This comes from their hardworking and diligent nature, however this doesn’t keep them from reaching out for help when they know they need it. Because of your independence, it makes sense you would know how to make wise decisions for yourself (even if you are a bit impulsive at times). 

[thesmolsortinghat]

Would it be alright to send you a link to a longer document? Or would you prefer we contain everything inside one ask?

I would prefer if it was in one ask (or a couple if need be), so it can be posted. However, if you're ok with coming off anon and messaging me, I can see what I can do :)

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Can you sort the guy that i'm dating right now? He's mature and logical, yet playful and mischievous at least with me. He's a realist with his plan and mostly makes plan or decision with mostly brains rather than feelings. He likes to check out new stuffs but remains to be an old fashion man that slowly accepting changes. He's adventurous, hard working and likes to learn stuff that would benefits him. He stated that he is ravenclaw after the online quiz that i asked him to take. Waddaya think?

I could definitely see him as a Ravenclaw. He sounds similar to my roommate who’s definitely a Claw through and through. A realist, likes to check out new things but may still fall back on old things before fully accepting the change, adventurous, and likes to learn (though learning for the sake of benefitting himself seems more Slytherin so idk). One thing for sure though, there’s this thing I’ve seen in a few Claws I know where parts of their personality seem in opposition with each other. In his case, he’s mature and logical, yet playful and mischievous. These traits definitely seem contradictory, but it seems to me that he’s just very comfortable around you. Enough to show another side of himself. This is true of all houses to an extent, but something about Ravenclaws (and a lot of Slytherins too) really brings this out, and I can’t put my finger on it. I wish I could explain more, but that’s about as much as makes sense to me right now!

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Could you sort me please? I'm very driven and like to get what I want, but I am also shy and cannot be around people for to long. I'm very involved in drama and speech club, and am unofficially in charge of those clubs. (The real leaders are idiots, I'm not kidding.) I get pretty good grades but am more focused on musicals and forensics, and getting into a better college than my classmates. I have a small group of friends that are very tight knit. I also can either flirt like a pro or run away.

I feel like you’re a Slytherin! You’re driven, you like to get what you want, and your goal is to get into a better college than your classmates. All these qualities are the epitome of ambition; aka one the main traits of Slytherin house. You’ve put yourself into a position of unofficial leadership in the clubs you’re a part of simply because you feel the actual leaders are incapable of doing their jobs well. I think this says a lot more about you than even if you were put into leadership by others. You’ve seen the lack of ability in the real leaders and said “I’ll do a better job of this without acknowledgment than they can do with it.” You may not have the title, but you have the power to still lead effectively, and that seems to be what matters to you. Basically, everything you mentioned in your description falls neatly into Slytherin. 

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@blueberryphil IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED.

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@samwinvester Slytherin for the win

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Could you sort me please? I'm very driven and like to get what I want, but I am also shy and cannot be around people for to long. I'm very involved in drama and speech club, and am unofficially in charge of those clubs. (The real leaders are idiots, I'm not kidding.) I get pretty good grades but am more focused on musicals and forensics, and getting into a better college than my classmates. I have a small group of friends that are very tight knit. I also can either flirt like a pro or run away.

I feel like you’re a Slytherin! You’re driven, you like to get what you want, and your goal is to get into a better college than your classmates. All these qualities are the epitome of ambition; aka one the main traits of Slytherin house. You’ve put yourself into a position of unofficial leadership in the clubs you’re a part of simply because you feel the actual leaders are incapable of doing their jobs well. I think this says a lot more about you than even if you were put into leadership by others. You’ve seen the lack of ability in the real leaders and said “I’ll do a better job of this without acknowledgment than they can do with it.” You may not have the title, but you have the power to still lead effectively, and that seems to be what matters to you. Basically, everything you mentioned in your description falls neatly into Slytherin. 

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This isn't a request but I just wanted to say that I really love your blog! It's so cool to see you sorting all these people on my dash and thanks for taking the time out to actually put all these people in a house.

Thank you! I honestly love running this blog, and I’m excited to see how it develops more as time goes on! I love all you followers, and I so appreciate when I get such kind, encouraging words in my inbox :) Seriously makes my day! You guys are the best! 

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Ship please? Male character only please :) I'm a quiet person,I tend to sit back and observe rather than talk. I love learning about things I love. I'm loyal to a select few. I can be annoyed easily. I'm not afraid to stand up for myself,what I believe in and my loved ones. I like adventure and meeting like minded people!!! Thanks

I think I would ship you with Lee Jordan. While you prefer to sit back and observe, he would be able to do more than enough talking for the two of you. Some people could potentially find him annoying, with the way he does commentary for quidditch, and you may even see him that way at first, but over time I think you could see through his antics to a side he doesn’t really show to other people. In my mind, you two would be adorable together because you seem so different right way, but your differences could help round you out as individuals and make you better than you would’ve been otherwise! He was honestly my first thought when I read your description, and I would totally read a story about you two. 

[thesmolsortinghat]

For the ships do we need to include physical descriptions?

I would say you don't *need* to, but if you want to, you can. This is all pretty new to me, so I can pretty much flow with whatever

[thesmolsortinghat]

Oh it's ok :) So we can request a ship now?

Sure! Send me an ask with a bit of a description of you, and I’ll do my best :)

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Be sure to include that you want a ship though, otherwise I may sort you in a house haha