The snatcher

"your contract seems to have expired kid, that means I own your soul!" a hat in time snatcher blog! From the author of the lovecraftianhorrortrio and so on, ask away and well.. Sign the dotted line will you? Pay no mind to the fine print

[the-blazing-star-of-reality]

Can you show all of your blogs?

Sure, every blog that will repost this are all my active blogs

[thesnatcherhimself]

ハティが普段とは違う行動を取ったら、あなたも違う反応をしますか？まるで全く別の宇宙から来たかのように？ありがとう！！

If Hattie acts differently than usual, will you react differently too? As if from a completely different universe? Thank you!!

-花/渚凪

"I suppose I would yes, but... Different in what way?" the snatcher tilted his head

[thesnatcherhimself]

Hey Snatcher, do you like the detective genre?

"well gives me more ideas to make deals you know" he seems in a good mood

[thesnatcherhimself]

You cute :3

"what?" no seriously what? You call a soul snatching entity cute?

[thesnatcherhimself]

Brrr... it's cold, you probably are too, here I made especially for you so you don't get cold

* You give Snatcher a chunky knitted scarf and a hat with cat ears*

"uhhh... Thanks? I guess?" he's confused, I mean... What possessed you to do this? He could easily snatch your soul and you give him a scarf and a hat

[thesnatcherhimself]

PLEASE TAKE MY SOUL

"uhhh ok, just uhh, sign the dotted line on thus contract" he seems confused but he's not complaining

[thesnatcherhimself]

yes, you look like a boomer. Grandpa, if you may. Unc, for those insisted. Fossil, if i can get your interest. Crude oil, for those inclined.

"rude..." he's annoyed now

[thesnatcherhimself]

I've sent a chapter of Ultramarines, supported by psykers, upon you.

"uhhh thanks?" he accepted it... That's.... Nice I guess?

[thesnatcherhimself]

Umm… Snatcher are you sure you don't need help using a computer?

"what do I look like? A boomer to you?!" he's rather offended that you would say that

[thesnatcherhimself]

Do you have any other hobbies besides contracts and souls?

"well I suppose I do read sometimes" he would shrug while lifting a book

[thesnatcherhimself]

There's no need for foolish outcries from foolishly foolish fools

"and look! You're one of them" he laughed mockingly

[thesnatcherhimself]

So snatcher doesn't like hugs. Hehehe, noted.

"try to hug me and your head pops off" he backed up disgusted

[thesnatcherhimself]

if I microwaved you would you expand like marshmallow

"if I ate your soul would you die?" some weird questions huh?

[thesnatcherhimself]

You must be feeling unwell... can I hug you to make you feel better?

"ahem no thank you!" the snatcher quickly moved back in disgust

[thesnatcherhimself]

*A guy with spiky hair and a big sword who entered your forest, you offer him a contract but he responds*

Not interesting

"what do you mean not interesting? You can't just enter my forest and get out without a contract or alive" the snatcher is genuinely confused now, just who does this spiky hair guy think he is?

[thesnatcherhimself]

What would happen if you met yourself from the distant past?

"honestly, not into that time stuff, but I suppose I'd urge them to not do what I did" he's unsure what to say about it

[thesnatcherhimself]

I cast...

Permanently warm pillow!

"and I cast, your soul is mine!" anon's soul has been taken by the snatcher