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holisticfansstuff

X Neil Gaiman is the real MVP

My favourite comment:

lessergodspodcast

Happy Father’s Day to Apo-we mean Dion- or char!… clark? You know what? We’re just gonna sit this one out

gyllenhaaldaily

(x)

blundering-numbskullery

sharkboxes

bowtiefox

amancanfly

Henry Cavill on Despierta America.

georgiansuggestion

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

luckyartisanllama

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

lezcatnoir

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

alsuper2

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

m--ood-deactivated20181217

Magical encounter while free falling.

baconmancr

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

goddesssword

i-am-a-fish

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

darknesshaspurplehair

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

thuriweaver

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

rosetherandomreblogger

I want big spicy joy…

michonnegrimes

‘Avengers: Endgame’ Cast Play Name That Avenger

kaleidoscope-vol2

Danai is me.

fancyglitch

m0rgenrequiem

i love this wolf so much i had to draw him…..

werebohen

sonsyejin-deactivated20210429

#me after doing the bare minimum

millennial-review-deactivated20

prokopetz

You can discover the weirdest things digging into your family history.

For example:

Apparently, I have a great-great-uncle who was cursed by a witch after stiffing her on the repayment of one-dollar loan. (Why he borrowed a dollar from a witch in the first place is not recorded.)

I also have a great-grandfather, a beekeeper by profession, who’s alleged to have spontaneously combusted one day while tending his bees.

As far as I can tell, these events are completely unrelated - the two men are on different branches of the family tree, and never met - but I can’t help but imagine that somewhere out there, there’s a witch with unbelievably bad aim.