I Am Strong

♥ Renee/Rose ♥ ♥ 19. Female. Bisexual/Biromantic. Taken .♥

[11thsense]

Naruto has done more for our culture as a whole than the Beatles ever have.

[ask-bot]

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve bullshitted someone into believing?

[kurumawer]

When me and my siblings were much younger my dad owned a Volvo car with a computerized voice. It was a very deep voice that would give you warnings about the car’s status. “The boot (trunk) is not shut” being one I remember. Very creepy now I look back at it.

Me, my older brother and our dad would joke that the voice came from “a little man” inside the car. My younger sister was at an age where you could tell her anything and she would take it as gospel. She actually believed there was a tiny person with an extraordinarily deep voice living in the car. We kept it going for a long time until one day someone crashed into the vehicle and it ended up in the scrapyard. As she cried for the safety of the little man we had to tell her the truth. She was mad at us for weeks.

[canyoufeel-my-heart]

I convinced my kids that my car’s triangular, red, hazard button was a ‘self destruct’ button. This was initially to keep them from hitting it since it is a really prominently placed, large, red button. This worked out great until I quickly pulled the car over the other day to get a dog off the road. Threw on my hazards and jumped out of the car after the dog. I looked back and both kids are hitting the ditch.

[tikalgirl]

Dealing with that kind of betrayal must have been hard for them. “Dad hit the self-destruct and ran away!!!”

[coltrer]

Dad killed a dog, hit self-destruct on the car to remove all evidence and witnesses and ran away.

SHIT

[ranked-competitive-sexhaver]

[copperbadge]

I once briefly convinced a significant portion of my readership that it was possible to “win” Tetris. 

[wyrd-and-words]

@thesparkinhereyes and I once convinced a group of small children that I was a robot, to the point that the youngest one started to defend all the flaws in the story from her eldest sibling.

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[spooky-fit-mom-deactivated20220]

Me when I see the moon: oh fuck yeah man

[tangled-pixel-harpsichord]

[wholesomegirlfriendmemes]

[wholesomegirlfriendmemes]

[bluezart89]

[phasered]

i am a grown ass woman, an academic, a published researcher, a criminologist, i even pay taxes and have a lease on a comfortable but reasonably priced sedan, but the second i see the number “69″ in any context its like i’m being possessed by the spirit of every 13 year old boy worldwide simultaneously. the lizard brain frantically slams the shutdown button on my reasonable mental processes with manic glee and the word ‘nice’ is out of my mouth quicker than a wildfire during a drought 

[sheepfilms]

[witchgays]

[randomsplashes]

big mood lmao

[beowulfgang]

me: I literally created you, I decide who and what you are

my character: it’s cute how you think you have any power here

[mamashug]

[roseshock]

Note to self

[odinsblog]

Maxwell has anger management issues

[hotvampireadjacent]

he fucking killed her

[starblaster]

i fixed it

[avpdsnail]

so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!