SPAZ

Hey, sup you guys. You can like, ask me questions and stuff, if you want.

[watch-thequeen-conquer]

[bugzoned]

Referring to this 

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[unexplained-events]

Have you ever dreamed this man? In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the face of a man that has been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one occasion that man has given her advice on her private life. The woman swears she has never met the man in her life.  That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist’s desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes that face and says that the man has often visited him in his dreams. He also claims he has never seen that man in his waking life. The psychiatrist decides to send the portrait to some of his colleagues that have patients with recurrent dreams. Within a few months, four patients recognize the man as a frequent presence in their own dreams. All the patients refer to him as THIS MAN. From January 2006 until today, at least 2000 people have claimed they have seen this man in their dreams, in many cities all over the world: Los Angeles, Berlin, Sao Paulo, Tehran, Beijing, Rome, Barcelona, Stockholm, Paris, New Dehli, Moskow etc. 

No one has ever physically seen this man in their life and there are many theories regarding this man. Some think he is God, or the “creator” some people think he is a man who has the ability to travel from one person’s dream to another’s. Some just think that this happens due to imitation. Have you seen this man?  

[cactusdad]

EMMA PICKETT HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE 8AM THIS MORNING WE DO NOT HAVE A CLUE WHERE SHE IS AND EVERYONE IS FLIPPING OUT. SHE HAS WHITE PLATINUM BLONDE HAIR BUT HAS RECENTLY DYED IT WITH A SHADE OF PURPLE. SHES A LOCAL GIRL FROM CUPERTINO HIGH SCHOOL, IF YOU HAVE SEEN ANYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE HER MESSAGE Kaz Matsui SO HE CAN NOTIFY HER PARENTS SHES A SWEETHEART AND I CANT BELIEVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO SHARE THIS WITH OTHER PEOPLE. WE NEED HER BACK HOME.  IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE NEAR THE BAY AREA OR SANTA CLARA AREA PLEASE KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS GIRL *************UPDATE:PEOPLE HAVE CURRENTLY JUST TRACED HER PHONE TO THE PALO ALTO AREA, IF YOU LIVE NEAR THERE PLEASE KEEP AN EYE OUT KNOW ITS DARK OUTSIDE BUT WE NEED HER HOME****************

GUYS PLEASE HELP IF YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA

[cqdbtioe-deactivated20240429]

guys this is really important and relevant RIGHT NOW this girl went missing this morning

[tentacletherapissed]

*By “this morning” we mean Wednesday, the 13th of November 2013, so yes, this is super recent plz boost

[rhodesian84-deactivated20131113]

[minutemade666]

angerr:

And people still continue to worship USA.

[sophiesrevenge-deactivated20131]

its because they’re all fed with lies

[witcherwitch]

Look at her expression. She has no fear.

[goodcleanchristianfun]

Probably because that’s Li Thi Van playing the role of “Village Chief’s Daughter” in the feature film Platoon and the man holding a gun to her head would be William Dafoe, AKA the Green Goblin in Spider-Man

[polyglot-conversations-deactiva]

PLEASE TELL ME THAT I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF CREAKY PETE AS SOON AS THEY SAW WANDER. I SWEAR I’VE SEEN THE HORSE IN FOSTER’S TOO.

[gabs-sam]

Thanks for all

[social-justice-wario]

Source

[spongeboobus-deactivated2015080]

As a kid, this scene made me want to punch my TV screen.

[billybuckaroo-deactivated201606]

STEPHANIE INVITED ROBBIE TO ZIGGY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY AND HE WAS JUST SO HAPPY AND EXCITED TO GO HE’S NOT EVEN MAKING ANY EVIL PLANS THIS TIME LOOK HE GOT ALL DRESSED UP AND BROUGHT HIS OWN LITTLE PARTY HAT AND HE’S SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT OH MY GOD ROBBIE

[badlyrecreatedanimatedfilmframes]

[gravityfallsdecoded]

OK, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE, I NEED MORE EPISODES NOW, BEFORE I EXPLODE!!! I CAN'T DO IT ANY MORE!! I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS, WILL DIPPER DATE WENDY, WILL GRUNKLE STAN USE THE VORTEX FOR GOOD OR EVIL, IS STANLEY REAL, HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OFF, WILL GIDEON BREAK OUT OF JAIL, DID OLD MAN MCGUCKAT WRITE THE BOOKS, HOW DO I GET A GRAPPLING HOOK USED BY MABEL, WILL BILL BE DEFEATED, WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE YEAR!!!

calm down

[ketchuprocket]

I was having sex when suddenly all I could think about was mac and cheese so I started laughing and he was asking me what I was laughing about and his voice cracked and it made me laugh harder and I imagined mac and cheese asking me why I was laughing and it made me laugh even harder and basically I’m probably never getting laid again in my life but this mac and cheese is delicious. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

same here

[roboticoperatingbud]

[genocidershodan]

I was gonna reblog this post because I thought it was funny, but then I realised that it was a screencap of the original post with only 4 notes, and the poster’s name blanked out.

So yeah, no. And fuck you pseudomiracle you rude piece of shit.

I’m gonna go find the original post to reblog that shit yo.

Edit: Here’s the original post  http://ketchuprocket.tumblr.com/post/66556941123/i-was-having-sex-when-suddenly-all-i-could-think

[milkarchive666-deactivated20140]

IM LAUHGHG OS HA RD HER THE FCK