oh that fabulous bastard

My blog full of randomness and fandomness, sometimes NSFW, enjoy!

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Misha Love Week

↳ Silly

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one time I went grocery shopping with my moms friend and she’s an amputee so we parked in the handicap spot and then when we were leaving the car some white lady started screaming at her from across the lot saying she should be ashamed of herself for parking in a special stall when she’s perfectly healthy so my moms friend calmly removed her prosthetic hand and threw it at the lady

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ok what the FUCK is Harry Hart

HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS GUY

HE JOINS KINGSMAN THIS BIG TOUGH SPY AGENCY AND PICKS A TINY LAPDOG AND NAMES IT MR PICKLE WHAT THE FUCK

“International intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion” UNLESS SOMEONE CALLS EGGSY A RENTBOY AND THEN I WILL BEAT UP A GROUP OF MEN IN A BAR AND NOT WIPE THEIR MEMORIES SO THEY DON’T DO IT AGAIN

“Galahad, late again sir.” “Galahad, the others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast.” HE IS ALWAYS LATE?? WHY HARRY

“Manners maketh man” MORE LIKE ‘DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE’

1937 Chateaux D’Yquim and Twinkies for pudding YOU SNARKY SHIT

NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WITH THE FITTING ROOM TWO COMMENT IT WAS 100% NOT NECESSARY AND HE’S SO SERIOUS AS HE SAYS IT AND EGGSY LAUGHS AND THEY BOTH LOOK AT THE TAILOR WHAT ThE FuCK HARRY

LETS TAKE AN ENTIRE MOMENT TO ????? OVER THE FACT THAT HARRY STUFFED HIS DOG AND KEEPS IT IN HIS BATHROOM

AND LETS TAKE ANOTHER TO ?????? OVER ALL THE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES WHY SO MANY HARRY WHY WAS IT NOT ADDRESSED WHY WAS EGGSY SO CHILL ABOUT IT HAS HE BEEN OVER BEFORE OR DOES HARRY JUST HAVE STASHES OF BUTTERFLIES PLACES OR

HARRY WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HART 

I NEED MORE HARRY WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS GUY WHO IS HE

[contemplativeurbanwitch]

HIV

I work with people who have HIV as a part of my job. If you have HIV please remember:

HIV can be controlled by medications for a super long time (think 30 years+). It is more like getting a diabetes diagnosis than a death sentence.

No matter how your infection happened you deserve to live and have a happy life.

By federal law in the United States there is tons of resources to help you get medication for FREE.

You can find partners who will accept you and love you.

You can have children who are born HIV-. If a child is born in a first world county with medical care the likelyhood of transmission is rediculously low.

On medication your likelyhood of infecting others decreases significantly depending on your viral load.

PEP and PrEP are exciting things to look into to be able to have unprotected sex and prevent transmission.

HIV does not have to be central to your identity.

People who take their medication like prescribed can actually have as few as 2 doctor appointments a year for their condition !

Don’t let stigma, fear and lack of education get you down! You are a wonderful person and can achieve wonderful things. Don’t give up.

And if you don’t know your status please get tested. Please!

[knitmeapony]

HIV can be controlled by medications for a super long time (think 30 years+). It is more like getting a diabetes diagnosis than a death sentence.

I just… I can’t get over this.  I mean, it’s true, at least in the US and nations with affordable, available healthcare, but I haven’t thought about it before like that, and…

I remember, as a kid, how many people we lost.  I personally worked on at least 20 squares on the Quilt.  My pastor’s brother died.  My best friend’s uncle died.  Two people from church.  One from Dad’s work.  People in the neighborhood.

I remember, vividly, when it was a terrifying death sentence.  When it was stigmatized and kids were getting thrown out of school and people were getting thrown out of housing.  I remember the garbage that those shitheads in the White House in the 80s threw at us, I remember the cover-ups and the suppression. 

We could have gotten here so much sooner, and so many fewer people could have died.

But we’re here.  In thirty years, we have gone from ‘unconquerable epidemic of suffering and inevitable death’ to ‘it’s like diabetes or another treatable condition’, and in the public eye we’ve gone from ‘thing that kills bad people like the queers and the drug users’ to ‘you are normal and fine’.

Jesus fucking Christ..  Thank you, everyone who’s worked on this over the past decades. Thank you.

[misandry-mermaid]

Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex.  Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom to pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you need to, because even a little pee can flush out the bacteria and prevent a UTI.  I didn’t know about this and I got a UTI from my first time, and it was super awful and uncomfortable and unfortunately even those with good sex education rarely learn info like this.  I want everyone with a vagina to know how to prevent it because UTIs suck hard.  That is all.

[mirab3lle]

Sex ed in this country is utterly worthless, always reblog. Never known when it might be seen with new eyes. Also, penis units should share with their vagina units if they don’t do this.

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This is super important, I’ve gotten a UTI a couple of times before and it’s quite literally one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had to go through (I even went to the ER) so please please pee after sex!!! 😭

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[leaves this here and backs away]

[rememberthstars]

WORDS.

[collegedr0pout]

Using this next time they ask why I cheated.

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me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

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If anyone’s trying to learn a language I’ve recently discovered this company called the Language Pod Company and it is so much better than Rosetta Stone and it’s completely free (unless you’d like one-one-one teacher-student help then it’s like $25 a month which tbh you shouldn’t really need because they make it really clear in the lessons). It’s super easy to navigate and it even gives you a history of the language. There are audio and video lessons. Real-life situations and different speakers. They even write the letters for you because I know sometime it’s hard to learn to write in a language that doesn’t use the same alphabet that you’re used to. You’re welcome.  

Arabic

French

Spanish

Italian

German

Swahili

Thai

Portuguese 

Japanese

Russian

Turkish

Chinese

Vietnamese

Swedish

Polish

Persian

Norwegian

Korean

Indonesian

Hungarian

Hindi

Hebrew

Greek

Finnish

Filipino

English

Dutch

Danish

Czech

Cantonese

Bulgarian  

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“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

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Adam Jensen + TEXTPOSTS /w/ bonus Megan because it was just too perfect inspired by (✖)

[deusex]

We need more of these… Please. We need them.

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THE SIGNS REALIZING THEY'RE FALLING FOR SOMEONE

Aries: I AM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS FUCKER

Taurus: Is this indigestion

Gemini: What the fuck no

Cancer: Not again

Leo: Oh Gawd

Virgo: No thanks

Libra: WHY AM I SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY

Scorpio: But why me tho

Sagittarius: Okay but why

Capricorn: I did not sign up for this

Aquarius: Bye

Pisces: Fuck

[mishasminions]

[mishasminions]

MY NAME IS DEAN WINCHESTER. CASTIEL IS MY LOVER. PREPARE TO DIE

[lydiduh]

when people from real life stumble upon your tumblr and you’re just

[thebestoftumbling]

SHE’S SO TALENTED

[pardonmewhileipanic]

when does her album drop?!

[kirstenmakestattoos]

Finished up this piece on Tara of an American kestrel, English roses and wild roses. Black healed, color in bird healed, color in botanicals fresh. Thanks so much, lady! 

We met at the tattoo convention in Nantes, France but we both live here! How about that for serendipity. So excited to complete this one.

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Miniature Calendar Tatsuya Tanaka

Everyone must have had similar thoughts at least once. Broccoli and parsley might sometimes look like a forest, or the tree leaves floating on the surface of the water might sometimes look like little boats. Everyday occurrences seen from a pygmy’s perspective can bring us lots of fun thoughts.

I wanted to take this way of thinking and express it through photographs, so I started to put together a “Miniature Calendar” These photographs primarily depict diorama-style figures surrounded by daily necessaries. Just like a standard daily calendar, the photos are updated daily on my website and SNS page, earning it the name of “ Miniature Calendar”.

Images and text by Tatsuya Tanaka

[madhushaala]

Indian advertisement featuring a same sex couple by ANOUK (a contemporary ethnic clothing brand) titled Bold Is Beautiful. This is one of the first few pro-lgbt ads in the country. 

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Protect these actresses. Protect this brand. They are going to get so much backlash we have to protect them.