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Lindsey. 22. Arizona

[victorious]

even when they life in danger they still wanna yeet

[oodlyenough]

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

[firelorcl]

me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-

flower: he’s cheating on you susan

[rhinopicodegallo]

Anxiety AND Depression?

More like “I want to die and yet I’m afraid I might”

[augmented-mind]

A nice cup of anxietiea and depresso.

[thespinnigscientist]

So I’ve been working slowly at picking Arabic back up...

Turns out I remember very little and my handwriting is as bad as ever.

A long road ahead for sure

[meanplastic]

my kids: sing us a song to sleep me: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

[veganlove]

[dizzyotter]

when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers

[social-slutterfly]

they are

[should-be-sleeping]

Whenever you find a random piece of glitter stuck to you out of the blue? You’ve been visited by Carrie Fisher and she spared you from some bullshit.

[onlytwitterpics]

[carazelaya]

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[tr8p]

[sinbadism]

birds out here making some weird ass sounds

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos

[shencomix]

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Up in the club like

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

[a-ramblinrose]

Science doesn’t have all the answers, you know.” “It’s got all the best questions, though.

Ben Aaronovitch, Moon Over Soho (via a-ramblinrose)

[wolfpilled]

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”