Off the Stanchion

Hockey humor, mostly through photoshops. You can follow me on twitter @thestanchion

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Sedinam Style

If this doesn't get me more Tumblr followers, nothing will:

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Anderson Silva vs Stephan Bonnar can end in only one way...

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Must find deal with t-shirt company makers

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T-shirts I want to make:

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Meow! OK, this one is probably the most horrifying.

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Bettman needs a new sport now that hockey is probably gone for a while

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Beetman is looking good! Right? No?

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As part of my protest of the NHL lockout, I have started making pictures of Bettman in sexy halloween costumes. I don't know how this will help, but it certainly can't hurt.

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Vintage: Ah, the random ideas I come up with. This was based on a picture of Higgins spitting out water. It then turned into a story about Higgins healing people by using his own spit. Chris "Mother Bird" Higgins was thus born.

In this picture I used a picture of Hiller spitting in a broken stream to show how Higgins was far better at spitting and healing people. I chose the Caps mascot for god knows what reason. 

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I have a darker humor than I show on Twitter, as Twitter is more of a general audience, and in my writing, I try and allow my humor to reach as many people as possible. So sometimes I have to reject my own ideas on twitter for fear of alienating people. But Tumblr? Tumblr I will probably show some of my rejected ideas for fun. This t-shirt was one I didn't use in my "Canucks Lockout T-shirts" article. 

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Raffi Torres body checking a kitten

Vintage: It made sense at the time... 

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Canucks celebrate over Hawks in 2011

Vintage: This would be my most famous gif that most Canuck fans have probably already seen

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Luongo Ramon

Vintage: 

Razor Ramon and Roberto Luongo share many of the same hair properties; Long and greasy

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Raffi Torres giving a stunner to Shea Weber

Vintage: 

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Kesler as He-Man

Vintage: This was done back when everyone loved Kesler. If I made a gif now it would probably be Kesler as Skeletor, as the crowd is fickle. (yay Gladiator reference!) 

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Bieksa in the Shots! video

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This had to be done. Don't question why. Look into your heart. You know I speak the truth. I miss Torres. Another photoshoppers dream of a face.