MCELROY ASK MEMES. Monster Factory – Zeke Teenweed Takes Us to Fart School
“You’re kidding me. When did this happen?”
“I’ve actually received a special mission from the federal government.”
“He comes to me in my dreams.”
“I could be talking about any number of boner supplements.”
“He’s a cop, right?”
“Can you spare a couple leaves of pot?”
“He’s got a fucking boombox in there!”
“That makes the drugs look bigger.”
“They got him a smaller tape deck.”
“He’s a very small cop.”
“Can those pants get any bigger?”
“It’s a fucking drugs TARDIS. It’s danker on the inside.”
“What do teens love?”
“Look at this little fucking stack of waffles.”
“That’s a lot of options.”
“The tattoos are going to be what really sells it.”
“Hide it on his weinus.”
“Why can’t you get animated tattoos?”
“Do you know what the teens are super into?”
“That’s so dynamic.”
“Teens are always talking about Sobe Life water.”
“I got drugs, I got silly string.”
“Your legs look forty-three years old.”
“This is just basic biology.”
“It is a beacon for the nations of the world.”
“He’s going to attract bugs.”
“Yeah, so there’s this weird old man who’s having a seizure over and over again.”
“We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.”
“Now it’s just a fart noise.”
“We do need more farts in there.”
“So it’s three quick farts?”
“I hope it’s not just me.”
“Butt nuggets?”
“We’re not trying to sell drugs!”
“Is this too on the nose?”
“I need you to help me bust these wastoids.”
“Do you want one of my watches?”
“Your son is going to be so disappointed.”
“These are clean livin’ teens who want to skate and have fun.”
