“ so obviously , you know who we are. ”
“ we came here tonight to step back into the spotlight. ”
“ the biggest sinner is obvs the winner. ”
“ she who had the son takes number one. ”
“ i’m about to win this competition. ”
“ since the day i arrived in england , let’s just say my faith has been tested on more than one occasion. ”
“ but then [name] dies and , naturally , i’m in prison for seven years. really helped with the grieving process , ya know ? ”
“ i just don’t think i would look that good in a whimple. ”
“ will she be the one to win ? ”
“ what a weekend. i’m literally like dead. ”
“ [name] was a massive bi - ”
“ yeah , like , i had a daughter and he literally chopped my head off. ”
“ i was lucky in so many ways. ”
“ wow what a stressful situation that never happened. ”
“ you queens kicked some major ass ! ”
“ i stood by him. it didn’t matter how many stupid things he did , i was there by his side. ”
“ it wasn’t because i was weak or scared. but it was because i loved him. ”
“ after all , what hurts more than a than a broken heart ? ”
“ the time has come for you to select your bride ! ”
“ i guess you already know what happened next. ”
“ how could anyone overcome a fate as devastating ? ”
“ that doesn’t sound difficult at all. ”
“ oh well , back to the palace ! ”
“ if that doesn’t capture the audience's hearts than i don’t know what will. ”
“ your lives sounded terrible … and your songs. ”
“ being rejected for your looks legitimately sounds really rough … i wouldn’t know anything about that. ”
“ i can’t even begin to think of how i’m going to compete with you all … oh wait , like this. ”
“ and then i was beheaded. ”
“ seeing as i had the worst time , and ya know by the rules of the competition , i am now the leading lady of the girl group ! hit it ! ”
“ you had it bad , but that was not the most heart wrenching song we’ve heard this evening. ”
“ excuse me ? were you not listening to my song ? there were four choruses ! ”
“ i was literally shipped over from a foreign country , not knowing a single word of english to marry some random dude. ”
“ nice neck , by the way. ”
“ oh boo hoo ! baby [name] had the chickenpox and you weren’t there to hold her hand. ya know , it’s funny because when i wanted to hold my newborn son , i died ! ”
“ guys i have the plague ! ”
“ it’s time to decide who won ! ”
“ oh ! i’m [name]. i draw the line in arbitrary places. ”
“ she probably doesn’t even had a story to tell. ”
“ i’ll tell you a story. take a seat. ”
“ gold star for [name]. ”
“ i had to keep finding new husbands to avoid being ostracised. ”
“ he seemed like he might stick around for awhile and , you guessed it , he turned out to be the love of my life. we had this plan to get married , actually. ”
“ i had to write a letter to [name] … ending things. ”
“ wait … i don’t get it. ”
“ when we get together as a group , everyone notices that [name] can’t dance. ”
“ we can have whatever ending we want. ”
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