Incorrect One Piece Quotes

These are all quotes from my friends, myself, and other people around me. Here you’ll learn about Sanji and Usopp’s memified self loathing, and Zoro’s hatred for babies

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en français, water is eau. Au eau?

That’s what I’m gonna call it now. Thanks

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A cook: Auuuuu Jus

Sanji: More like “au water”

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Carrot: We’ve got a naked turnover over here

Nami: Mood. I’m a naked turnover

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Sanji, trying to dip chicken in sauce: Where are the tongs?

Some other cook: I don’t know

Sanji: What? What have you been doing all day then? You’re just dunking it in like fucking Achilles?

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The codpiece stays ON during sex

- Franky

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Franky: Cover your whole body in codpieces

Usopp: Codpiece man

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Who’s losing less?

- Usopp to Sanji & Zoro

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I simply parried his flesh away

- X Drake

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It’s a sword hickey

- Zoro

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Sorry Usopp, sorry about your wenis

- Zoro after hitting Usopp in the elbow

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I’m all for beheading some motherfuckers but don’t burn the books

- Robin

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A sour gentleman

- Chopper, seeing a lemon

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Drake and Hawkins: *about to spar*

Drake: Your sword is so thick. This is a new blade, Hawkins

Hawkins, holding up his own sword: So it this

Drake: I don’t want to smash it on the first day!

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Zoro and Sanji: *sparring*

*something strange happens*

Zoro, heard across the whole deck: That was weeeeeird

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Nami: Let’s all critique Zoro

Sanji: Fuck you, Zoro!

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It was like god. That manatee was god

- Usopp

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Mihawk: If you have insomnia, just do cutting drills until you collapse

Zoro: The way I fixed it was I drank until I fell asleep

Mihawk: No