one of a million

dave-they/them-lmao im the best

[b4n3]

  YOUR3 LUCK TH4T 1 HOLD STR1D3RS 1N SUCH H1GH R3G4RD! TH4T W4S 4 LOT OF SCR33N L1CK1NG

BUT MX. STR1D3R! YOU SHOULD B3 PL34S3D TO KNOW 1 4GR33 4ND DO YOU W4NT TO KNOW WHY? >:]

the b4n3 tr41n h4s no br4k3s

B31NG SO 4GR334BL3 M34NS 1 PROB4BLY DONT H4V3 1T 1N M3 TO H4T3 YOU OR YOUR 4LTS

[thestriderisin]

(alright were on opposite sides of the internet here but bear with me

imagine my voice bein low and sultry and sexy and shit as i say this aight)

well alright then

sounds like my kind of train a non stop cruise heading straight for a damn good time

alts? that sounds like a weird word i dont get it

[gulesgardener-archive]

  wow this is an intro lmfao

im p sure thats not how stars work but ill keep that in mind for all future interactions

also

im jade (family strider) and you can either call me that or jstri or jastri or whatever idrgaf

nice to meet you probably

[thestriderisin]

science and stars and shit dont matter where were going because the party dont stop even for a fuckin type 1 supernova

nice to meet you too jade strider

i happen to share that last name but im guessing thats just a coincidence seeing as i aint never seen you at any of the family reunions

[human]

[noyesnoyesyesno]

this was beautiful

[thestriderisin]

gulesgardener you followed me too like 13 minutes ago so i guess welcome to the party theres only 6 peopleright now but give it a little bit and its gonna be a fucking bonanza and im the fucking star

you should probably get to know the star too just so they dont go all supernova and blast the shit out of everyone due to lack of social gravity or whatever

so yeah im dave

[thestriderisin]

b4n3 liked your post:aight that was weird as shit

oh hey so like

you followed me like 35 minutes ago and we havent even said two words so yeah heres this neat little thing called a Text Post (tumblr taught me that they called me their best student)

and if you want you can actually reply to this thing and we can talk and shit

get to know each other have a few drinks go out to dinner see a movie and then who knows maybe a couple decades down the line well be gray haired sitting on the porch of a house with some little tykes running around being annoying little pieces of shit

or not hell we could hate each other and try to murder each other every day for the rest of our godforsaken lives 

doesnt really matter the point is we gotta figure out where this train is going or else neither one of us is gonna pull the breaks and then well end up face down in a ditch with a few thosuand pounds of metal on us and thats just not a good time at all

[thestriderisin]

i gotta follow some more blogs jfc

[thestriderisin]

aight that was weird as shit

[thestriderisin]

i just spent like an hour on this theme man i was told it was gonna take 10-20 minutes what the fuck even is this

anyway im beat im gonna head off night guys

[thestriderisin]

ok thanks tumblr i get how you work can i stop getting these fucking tutorial boxes everywhere thanks

[thestriderisin]

dave 4 checkin in my avatars the best