Laughter is the best medicine

Hey you. Yes, you. Welcome to my blog:D I'm 19, American, and a follower of multiple fandoms. I always reblog things that make me laugh<3

[thestrugglyfe]

A.L.L Cancer Fund

My boyfriend Cole was diagnosed with cancer about 3 weeks ago. He has acute lymphatic leukemia, and if he hadn’t been brought in to the hospital he could have died in a week. We just recently posted an update of all of his medications if you’re interested in knowing them. Anyways, I’ll let the gofundme page speak for itself. Even just a reblog or repost would be greatly appreciated, I get that not everyone can donate. Thank you for your time.

gofund.me/2kpvu2ys

[danceswithphantoms]

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

"I think it’s raining," says the man.

"No, it’s snowing," replies the woman. 

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

[mandy-lane]

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

[marvobow]

[pother]

I control your entire country, kids

[officialfrenchtoast]

avoiding my responsibilities like

[wordsthat-speak]

I have a million things to talk to you about. All I want in this world is you. I want to see you and talk. I want the two of us to begin everything from the beginning.

Haruki Murakami (via jena-tran)

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"

[blubbermother]

stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.

[mrhaliboot]

[harveyxspecter]

[bratsquad]

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

[r-e-p-u-b-l-i-c]

[tomlhardy]

Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I.

Cecil Baldwin, Welcome to Night Vale. (via calvinjcandie)

[magicalnaturetour]

[inscarletsilence]

my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit

every time

[teaandfailure]

at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized

IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT

[africanson-blog]

whenever im trying to do anything

[cooldog2014-deactivated20150105]

when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied

[thecrimsonalchemist]

when u dont study and u get a good grade

[catladyofficial]

the best headline i’ve ever read.

[witch---image-deactivated201902]

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

[r-u-seri0us]

This is amazing

[soft-butch-cassidy]

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

[dreams-squared]

I can learn a thing or two about spite =w=

[zooophagous]

Everything I aspire to be

[anthonyamorim]

thanks mom