super value fart bag

{ he/him, 32 } hi i'm elijah and i'm the reason god doesn't talk to us anymore

[soviethorror]

drowned rat my beloved

this is a very inspiring quote

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

this is the greatest piece of visual comedy ever

[opera-ghost]

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[04k96]

[orangecatvideos]

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

[vampyre-lesbian]

matthew lillard just shared this on his instagram, he’s such an icon 🏳️‍🌈

[guerillas-of-history]

A Palestinian fighter hands out tea for his comrades as they take a break from fighting with israeli forces in the West Bank City of Bethlehem, October 24, 2001.

(Photo credit: David Silverman)

[targetedknowledge]

[messygoku]

[deergirlsrituals]

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[depsidase]

[bruzum]

[fuckblast]

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

[mesmir-ized]

[guerrillatech]

[aflo]

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

[truestoriesaboutme]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[wizardarchetypes]

Learn to identify bugs 🫵