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Katy//23//Sheffield

[jvlianbashir]

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

[isoren245]

those were supposed to be lambs?

I thought these were all misshapen dogs

[lollen96]

These are only ever beaten by the terrible attempts at hedgehog cakes that I so often google to feel better about my baking ability.

[revolutionarykoolaid]

cursed

[insanitysqueen]

WHY do they think TEETH will save it?

[biitumen]

I’m cry laughing in bed at 3:07 am trying not to wake my husband

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

*what should have happened in infinity war*

thanos: *has all of his power concentrated in a gauntlet* *a gauntlet, on his flesh arm* *a very exposed, cuttable arm*

peter: guys, ever seen that old movie star wars

[florial]

[florial]

You’re beautiful

[tinyslutttt-deactivated20180226]

girls are still shaming other girls for masturbating…. like grow up and buy a fucking vibrator sarah it’s almost 2018

[littl-ema]

It’s almost 2020

Get a dildo as well

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[slowdancingtosade]

Date a girl who says things like:

•drive safe

•text me when you’re home safe

•choke me harder

•I can’t wait to see you

•I’m proud of you

[bxlieved]

[florial]

You’re beautiful

[05am]

[robertmitchum]

[imnotnoura-deactivated20190728]

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

[notlocalbisaster]

[doggosource]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Brie Larson photographed by Cheril Sanchez for Who What Wear (2019)

i have never been gayer

[21slugs]

sad with a hint of horny

[dongoverlord]

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

[1st-1]

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard