Don't Drink and Space

21 year old Scotsman who looks like Scotland should exile him.Because you might fly into a sun

[thesweetnectarofdionysus]

Scottish rituals again: this is less of a ritual and more of a problem plaguing the education system of the lowlands. National belief is that the wisdom from university graduates is stored in the graduation cap. Highland tribes have taken to stealing the hats. This increases tribal standing and allows tribal leaders to enter high level political positions.

[inspiring-pictures]

[thesweetnectarofdionysus]

The past 7 years are a perfect example

[thesweetnectarofdionysus]

The new job for us: Muggle Potion Tester.

[thesweetnectarofdionysus]

The time is nigh...

I return to mollies... Victory is but 25 quid away

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since a large part of dust is made of dead skin cells, and because I frequently apply friction to my penis, I wonder how much dick dust is in my room right now

[elite-dangerous-travel]

78 Ursae Majoris is safer tonight, after the successful completion of Mayor Bailey’s recent campaign to increase security in the sector - ahead of President Halsey’s arrival. Shown above: the exterior and interior of Berners-Lee City, 78 Ursae Majoris A1 (a high-metal world) and the Earth-like world 78 Ursae Majoris B3.

[thesweetnectarofdionysus]

Return to Scottish rituals, this time Ritual Scottish Soul capturing ritual, used by the priesthood to avoid possession by daemons

[thesweetnectarofdionysus]

Fuck it

Just going to watch Hot Tub Time Machine instead of actually doing things of worth

[ninja-nerd93]

Welcome aboard the Tory express. First stop: Austerity

[thesweetnectarofdionysus]

Sexy iz we

[thesweetnectarofdionysus]

Oh god...

Scared to get up and answer the door incase someone from SNP steals my seat.

[wildflowerheart-deactivated2018]

In light of the election results, this is just a HUGE reminder to UK students that if you’re clearing your cupboards out at the end of this academic year, take any food you can to a food bank and don’t throw it away! Take cereal, dried foods like pasta and rice, tinned and canned foods (esp. fruit and veg) etc. but please don’t waste it, people are going to need that food.

[mermatriarch-deactivated2018092]

what she says: i’m fine what she means: i am consumed with pure terror at the prospect of another five years of tory government

[imsoshive]

[meanplastic]

[reysjwalker-deactivated20160320]

I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we aren’t 1000% enthusiastic about having to work, you’re immediately terminated? He says “Good luck with your no money, no job life” but the implication is pretty clear–”Good luck starving to death because you didn’t live to serve me/my company” 

So if you express a feeling about your job/working/capitalism on your own social media space that doesn’t please your employers, you’re punished.

Holy fuck

This is some dystopian shit right here

[sexualgladiators]

Yall are fucking crazy. There is thing called work etiquette and it applies outside of work as well. You think you can just diss your job openly on public media and get away with it? Why would your boss want to have someone on his team who hates their job before even starting it. Yall need to grow the fuck up. The real world is not going to adhere to your sensitive emotions.

[zibbsy-deactivated20150630]

^ this

[just-shower-thoughts]

A $1 condom failure could cost you $250,000

[thesweetnectarofdionysus]

To beard or not to beard ... Not that I can fuckin' grow one